MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

[ - ] dickbuttGood: 2Bad: 52 years, 5 months ago

I want to shoot you, OP.

[ - ] CKLGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

Count me in!

[ - ] dickbuttGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Are you truly up to the task?

[ - ] CKLGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

No worries, I am behind you - all the way.

[ - ] dickbuttGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I dunno if I want you behind me with all that lotion, pal.

[ - ] CKLGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Ewwh, hand me the barf bag, please. Ahahaha.

[ - ] yumcerealGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

*Cocks gun* Let's go.

[ - ] dickbuttGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

My supply of barfbags went out the window after reading this MLIA

[ - ] glitterysparklesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

that would be so awkward..

[ - ] BulletStreetGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Ditto.

[ - ] dickbuttGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Pikachu.

[ - ] BandGeekLoveGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Piplup.

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Zapdos.

[ - ] yumcerealGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Jiggley Puff.

[ - ] Zerothe0Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Geodude

[ - ] yumcerealGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Charmander.

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Bulbasaur.

[ - ] ihatecheeseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Charmeleon.

[ - ] LawlfaceGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

DUDES. What the fock?! Who has a damn Nintendo DS and a Pokemon Pearl and/or Platinum? Battle me right focking now.

[ - ] DancerOfShenanigansGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Warturtle...

[ - ] thebluegirlGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

I think you mean Frak. not fock. It's all about BSG, and fock, is that a Southcast reference?

[ - ] LawlfaceGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

No. Ever see Meet The Fockers? I took "fock" from the name. Lolsup?

[ - ] LawlfaceGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Everytime I see your name, BulletStreet, my mind says, "Bullshit".

[ - ] dickbuttGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Same here.

[ - ] BulletStreetGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Fine. My new nickname is Bullshit. woo.

[ - ] LawlfaceGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

It is.

[ - ] glitterysparklesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

that would be so awkward if it was real..

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Why.

[ - ] LuluMiaLawlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Because.

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

That's actually creepy, more than anything.

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I think I get the award of most posts in a bunch of clicks. Comment rates are fail.

[ - ] BandGeekLoveGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Lmao

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

That's actually creepy, more than anything.

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

That's actually creepy, more than anything.

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

That's actually creepy, more than anything.

[ - ] dickbuttGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Comment fail

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Jesus damn!

[ - ] rAiNbOwZeBrA789Good: 4Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

wait, so...you think it's really creepy? it was a little unclear ;)

[ - ] thebluegirlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

That made me laugh XD

[ - ] septemberlovebugGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

lol... i had a good laugh from that one

[ - ] LovePotatoes6542Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Could you repeat that please?

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

<3

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

That's actually creepy, more than anything.

[ - ] AGirlSpeakingGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Is that actually creepy, more than anything?

[ - ] ichitasticGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Yes, it's actually creepy, more than anything.

[ - ] thebluegirlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

"It's repetitive, and redundant. It's repetitive, and redundant. It's repetitive, and redundant." Gilmore Girls

[ - ] TKDxNiNjAGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

that is awesome.

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

That's not even really all that funny...

[ - ] ignisiraGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Today, I took some drugs. Then I went to vote on MLIA submissions. I saw one with a "that's what she said" joke. It was funny because you wouldn't usually expect a dentist to say that, so I voted yes. MLIA

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I don't even know what to say to you...

[ - ] LuluMiaLawlGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

You know, everything makes much more sense now.

[ - ] BulletStreetGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

ignisira ftw!

[ - ] bubsiebooGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

i wish you could feel how painful the beating i'm giving your username is.

[ - ] ignisiraGood: 3Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I can only assume you are beating up my username by clicking on it over and over again. I've tried it, it doesn't really work.

[ - ] bubsiebooGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

damn, how'd you know?!

[ - ] ignisiraGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

...*shrug*

[ - ] hearmeroarGood: 2Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I hate going to the dentist. It smells.

[ - ] HavokaGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

How can you get extra credit in a study hall?? o.o

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

WTF.

[ - ] LuluMiaLawlGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Fail.

[ - ] BandGeekLoveGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Comment fail is fail.

[ - ] LawlfaceGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Fail comment fail is fail.

[ - ] sprinkle5emeraldGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Hey, I know this is random, but I couldn't find the correct MLIA post that I read earlier :/ I don't remember on which post it was, but there was a huge religious debate going on. I just wanted to say to you, Lawlface, thank you. Thank you for saying everything I've always wanted to say and not really been able to. My respect for you increased dramatically :)

[ - ] MobileisafagGood: 0Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

umm...big boobies? o wait no what i meant to say was i dont give a fuck

[ - ] dickbuttGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Other comment fail

[ - ] LovePotatoes6542Good: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

wrong story dude.

[ - ] CKLGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

LMAO at all of the comments above.

[ - ] ihatecheeseGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Wrong page.

[ - ] HavokaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Hey, I posted after this one and they took it off. I said, 'oops wrong post'. Damnit MLIA! D:

[ - ] zomganoobGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

tell me what you think about this story...http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/647668

[ - ] CKLGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

*yawn*

[ - ] zomganoobGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Not average?

[ - ] BandGeekLoveGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Not at all, really.

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

More like boring.

[ - ] zomganoobGood: 0Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

Average isn't supposed to be exciting.

[ - ] thebluegirlGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I like this story

[ - ] hearmeroarGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Meh...

[ - ] BartokGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Awh man. I just no'd this �_�

[ - ] dickbuttGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Same here.

[ - ] HavokaGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

oops, wrong post xD I had two MLIA tabs open. sorry.

[ - ] SheDontKnowShesBeautifulGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

after he said thats what she said is when you should have said "actually she couldnt say anything"

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Never crossed her mind.

[ - ] HavokaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

^Yeah, probably because it never happened.

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I was actually referring to SheDontKnowShesBeautiful's user name. :) It's a song.

[ - ] HavokaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

ohh. ha, I am very out of it this evening. Forgive me, Sir Weenie.

[ - ] kitty-katGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Am i the only person who thinks the dentist isn't scary or anything? Also, im sick of the 'that's what she said' posts, most of them aren't funny. :/

[ - ] dickbuttGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

All of them* aren't funny.

[ - ] kitty-katGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Some are...or maybe i'm thinking of MSN? o0

[ - ] EugenieWeenieGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I don't think they're scary.

[ - ] kitty-katGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Awesome! I'm not alone :D

[ - ] AsterGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

My dentists ask me questions all the time when there's dental related items in my mouth! >(

[ - ] teasetGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Me too, I hate that.

[ - ] sweetlimonadesGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/452243

[ - ] AceyDeuceyGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

I remember a time when "That's what she said" was more than just a MLIA cliche...

[ - ] fishywaGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

1CEboby 26..Ebony 26 26. 1D Darth Valer sed evilly in his raspy voice. 1CThou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Vampire as well. If thou does not kill him before then I shall kill Draco too! 1D

[ - ] magician17Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

my dentists do the same thing, they always expect a reply from me when they have the instruments inside my mouth. It's like: "how does this tooth feel?--> well how shall I put this?--aha is all i can say, then my dentist nods.

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