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Life is pretty normal today.
Today, my friend let me borrow her sixth Harry Potter book after she read it. When I got to the end at two o' clock in the morning on a school night, I called her, sobbing. All she could make out was "Dumbledore." She walked to my house in the rain in her pajamas to console me. That's a true friend. MLIA
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mayley Good: 8 Bad: 4 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
haha really that is pretty amazing
 
JessieAndThePurpleCrayon Good: 2 Bad: 4 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
agreed.
 
Mobile Good: 13 Bad: 32 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Eh... meh.
 
Lawlface Good: 9 Bad: 19 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
If it was anything but Harry Potter (or Twilight), this story would not be so bad if the OP was reading a completely different book that has yet to be mentioned on MLIA
 
Mobile Good: 7 Bad: 9 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Today, my friend let me borrow Beautiful Boy. When I got to the end at 2 AM, I called her, sobbing. All she could make out was "Nic." She walked... MLIA
 
Lawlface Good: 7 Bad: 5 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...I have no idea what that story is, but either way, that made it sound much more average. <_<
 
Lawlface Good: 5 Bad: 34 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Must be a story about fags. Of course Mobile read it. Fakestory.
 
Mobile Good: 5 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Uh... What?
 
Mobile Good: 5 Bad: 7 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Well, somebody fucked up.
 
Mobile Good: 6 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It's the true story of a kid (Nic) who becomes addicted to meth, written by his dad (who is an author, so it doesn't suck), which shows the emotional trauma a meth addiction causes to a family.
 
Lawlface Good: 4 Bad: 5 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
No joke, but now that you said that, I know what you are talking about now.
 
thatsme123 Good: 8 Bad: 4 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
But if it's a book that is less known wouldn't that make it less average? I'm sure a lot of people were upset by Dumbledore's death.
 
AManLa Good: 2 Bad: 2 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
what's OP?
 
punkminkis Good: 7 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Original Pranksta, son!
 
mufti Good: 0 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
other person
 
taterxtots Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Well, it is accually highly probable that this happened for example, girl compulsivly reads MLIA, sees all the posts about harry potter, decides to read it. If you have ever read the books you know it is pretty super emotional and your attatched to Dumbledore by the 6th book, so it is pretty depressing. So this could OBVIOUSLY be true, atleast more true then most of the other Harry Potter posts on here.
 
Fenali Good: 19 Bad: 8 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Why were you badded? Harry Potter's a good book, but people on this site are fucking obsessed. And thanks, all, for badding me.
 
Benjyblue Good: 19 Bad: 6 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
And you're just reading this now?!? You're a few years too late. Also, I think the timing might be a bit off here.
 
kooy137 Good: 14 Bad: 3 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i completely agree, there is no way you just found out dumbledore died, im fairly confident everyone in the world knows this by now
 
sammiebroflovski Good: 7 Bad: 9 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I didn't know until about 2 months ago..
 
AManLa Good: 2 Bad: 4 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I also don't know!
 
killercxntpunt Good: 2 Bad: 3 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Maybe not. Not if they aren't followers and haven't seen the movie yet. My friend Lauren went to see it in theaters and this chick screamed out to Dumbledore not to follow Snape cause he was going to die and Lauren was so angry because she didn't know he was going to die. It basically ruined the ending of the movie for her.
 
SquirrelSoup Good: 1 Bad: 2 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yeah I've never read HP myself...but just by reading this site I knew he died long time ago.
 
taterxtots Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Even if you DID know he died, it is made alot more emotional in the book because you know how harrys feeling, and its very descriptive about how his body looked lifeless and how harry had hope that he would get up any moment and be alive... Its still emotional!
 
SpoilerAlert Good: 4 Bad: 3 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Maybe it took her friend that long to finish it?
 
Blade185 Good: 2 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haha, that was my first thought too. Some people just write today because they thought of a recent story and wanted to post it wihout saying "A few days/weeks ago", but this is KINDA stretching it.
 
AlwaysSmile Good: 8 Bad: 2 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The OP just ruined the ENTIRE ending for me...Damnit.
 
taterxtots Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Well, thats just too bad, if you didn't wanna know, you should've stopped after Half-Blood Prince. Thats what I do, so you never accidently get a spoiler.
 
NommNommNomm Good: 5 Bad: 2 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
something feels funny about this. she seems to be so great a fan that she cries for dumbledore after his death, but she's only reading the book now??? how does that make sense??
 
taterxtots Good: 2 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I just read the book over the summer and im utterly obsessed 0.0 dont judge.
 
MiaKong Good: 0 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I find this funny this came out this recently because I just now (yesterday) watched the 6th movie... I had no idea either that he dies... I like the movies but am not obsessed... but I didn't cry lol
 
yumcereal Good: 8 Bad: 2 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Keep her. True friends don't come everyday.
 
TheNovella Good: 8 Bad: 2 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Amen, sister/brother! Dumbledore, NO! :(
 
color-me-tara Good: 2 Bad: 2 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
that is one great friend!
 
kkay459 Good: 2 Bad: 2 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ik this is dedication.
 
youarenotaverage Good: 3 Bad: 2 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
aww that's sweet<3
 
Zeffront Good: 1 Bad: 3 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haha @Benjyblue, that was my reaction. I was like, "Wait... this happened today?" ...Nonetheless, the OP's friend seems wonderful.
 
LemonFairy Good: 3 Bad: 3 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You're about four years too late, OP. *pats* I am sorry, nonetheless.
 
MoonShoesPotter Good: 2 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
...lol, I fail. I apparently can't even log IN on the correct account. *diez*
 
Mobile Good: 2 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like Lemon Fairy better.
 
MoonShoesPotter Good: 2 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I use it on every other website ever, pretty much. I got this one for some post once, and it stuck so I kept it because people recognized me as MSP. :P
 
killercxntpunt Good: 2 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
When I balled my eyes out reading A Child Called It none of my friends consoled me. What the hell? ]=
 
Trumpette Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*console* That is a terribly sad book.
 
killercxntpunt Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I know. I read it in school too so I would be in class sniffeling and wiping my eyes. Or walking from glass to glass with tears streaming down my face. It was awful. People assumed something terrible happened, than I'd tell them it was from reading a book. They would just roll their eyes or give me weird looks.
 
LonelyStonerbffisabong Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I got about a fourth of the way until I realizes that I couldn't read it at school anymore. People started to stare.
 
LonelyStonerbffisabong Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You need better friends. That book made me cry.
 
MoonShoesPotter Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
My friends did. And my fourth grade teacher consoled me over "Bridge to Terabithia"
 
NatzBc Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I totally loved that book, i cried while reading the book and while watching the movie!!!.....btw your username is totally awesome xD
 
MoonShoesPotter Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I never saw the movie because, from what I gathered in the previews, they made it Fantasy. It... wasn't a fantasy novel...
 
aperplexingpuzzle Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
nah, it wasn't really fantasy. It was just their imaginary world that was kind of fantasy, but they definitely lived in the real world. I didn't read the book, though, so I don't know how they compare.
 
MoonShoesPotter Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It just seemed to me like they put a lot more focus on the Fantasy/Terabithia aspect of it than in the book. The book mentioned it, but is was a touching piece of realistic fiction.
 
magician17 Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
A walk to remember by Nicholas Sparks has a pretty sad ending, and I usually don't cry over reading books. :P
 
TheHarryPotterGirl Good: 0 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
sorry, what's OP?
 
LonelyStonerbffisabong Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Original poster
 
TheHarryPotterGirl Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
thanks
 
Coke Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
original poster
 
elseby Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Over Powered
 
bogart Good: 4 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
A little behind on your reading, OP? To tell the truth, I didn't cry when Dumbledore died. Sirius is another story. :(
 
InvisibleFriend Good: 2 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Exactly the same with me. I was in the family room when Sirius died and I made a quick escape so no-one would see me.
 
color-me-tara Good: 4 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I cryed for Sirius but for Dobby I balled my eyes out!
 
thatsme123 Good: 4 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I think Dobby is the only one I cried for...well until the end when JKR did her random massacre of awesome characters.
 
MoonShoesPotter Good: 1 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I bawled for Fred and I KNEW before the book came out that he was going to die. That's how obvious it was... :/
 
ohheykiwi Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It was?? O:
 
elseby Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
lol I like your perception of the ending
 
My-Life-Is-Pretty-Average Good: 2 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Much to cliche
 
Nicole54231 Good: 0 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I cried at both. Well more like sobbed and had a fit. And at Shell Cottage part to. My friends and I had sleepover where we read the books after the midnight thingy for the first time. My parents were worried when they heard me Scream "Dumbledore No!" Your friend is awesome
 
breathecarolinafan Good: 5 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I cried when Fred and Snape died :'(
 
rugby06 Good: 2 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I was so upset when Sirius died that I refused to read book six for the longest time. Then my sister read it and told me he wasn't really dead after all, so I read it. LIAR!
 
RockChalkJayhawks Good: 3 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
After I read all the books a second time I quickly realized how many plot-holes there were, and how the story really did not flow together, especially the absolutely horrid epilogue that was just tacked on as if it was an afterthought.
 
Eroica Good: 0 Bad: 2 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ummm, like what?
 
RockChalkJayhawks Good: 2 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
First: How in the world would Voldemort get into the school on the back of Quirrel's head without nobody noticing? Don't you think in a school full of magic someone would have noticed,mainly the fully trained wizarding staff? Second, If Dumbledore and Moody were such great friends, how does he not notice that he is being impersonated? Third, How in the world would Harry forget the two-wayed communication mirror that his Godfather gave him? Fourth reason is the relationships Ron and Hermione?? Are you freaking kidding me?? Constant bickering is not a symptom of unresolved sexual tension or hidden feelings for each other. It usually means you generally do not like someone. And really Harry and Ginny?? Odepius Complex to the tenth degree. And there are a million more reasons and examples.
 
harles Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
You know I feel that it was mentioned somewhere that Potter men had an affinity for red heads.
 
taterxtots Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
My comments on your things... First: Its not very respectful to go and ask someone whats under a turben on their head. I mean it couldve been like a huge scar from being cursed or somthing, its just NOT POLITE. second... Polyjuice Potion is quite comvincing, and if he wouldve watched him for awhile, he would be able to flawlessly assume his life. And as it was stated, Snape and Moaning Murtle (Murdle?) thought that it was harry. third... It was a vision, he thought sirius was ebing hurt, he needed to act immediately, you SAW the rush he was in, its hard to thing clear in that kind of situation fourth...Uhh, have you ever heard the saying "bicker like an old married couple" and people pickon eachother when they like them? and Harry and Ginny are adorable, he broke up with her for her own good, and they missed eachother, its good writing to have complex realtionships, it adds a sense of depth.
 
margareti Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I feel like you do not totally understand the meaning of an Oedipus complex...unless you would like to enlighten me on how Ginny is like Harry's mother?
 
djmosquito Good: 1 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
She's a true friend. And don't worry, I cried too. Nobody came to comfort me though. :(
 
sloppyjugs Good: 2 Bad: 4 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I had to register just so I could downvote this.
 
boob Good: 1 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Anyone who cares abut harry potter enough to cry about it would most likely know that dumbledore died by now (or i would assume)...shit, it got out before the book did
 
tareeqa Good: 2 Bad: 2 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I don't think this happened... thats kind of sad you had to make that up too? don't you have better things to do?
 
elseby Good: 0 Bad: 5 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
fucking loser
 
KaitithsLIA Good: 3 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
aww what a good friend!!
 
Gibbler14 Good: 4 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I can see this happening, I saw the movie before I read the book and I had no idea that he died and then I read the book after I saw the movie and I still cried!
 
Baltoy Good: 2 Bad: 5 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Don't Bad this because it's my opinion, but that sounds either WAY to emotional to be true, or having some kind of OCDisorder. Dont get me wrong, I love the series, but people, this book is FICTION!
 
margareti Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Trust me friend, more than a few people cried over Dumbledore.
 
jstlyktht Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
wow.. two true crazy HP fans.. hats off !!!! we need fans like you..
 
taterxtots Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
AGREED!
 
ironmaiden860 Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i was only sad when dobby died in the seventh book
 
margareti Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Ok, I AM the OP, and I feel something must be cleared up here. I put "Today," out of habit, not because it actually happened that day. It actually happened...Mmm...what? Two years ago? Something like that? Haha, does it really matter when it happened? Someday this will be on page...like 956, and then nobody will be having that comment.
 
margareti Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Btw, I posted this story now because I very recently started reading MLIA, and felt like my personal experience with HP would be amusing for some. <3
 
margareti Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
And also, watching the movie just wasn't the same for me. Reading the book was so much worse. That was a hard night.
 
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