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Today, I was thinking about the expression 'revenge is a dish best served cold'. Then I considered that 'revenge is sweet'. I've come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream. MLIA

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[ - ] QWERTYCommanderGood: 9Bad: 822 years, 5 months ago

I got a better one. Revenge is when you take it in the asshole for being a bitch.

[ - ] BoxingDayBabeGood: 15Bad: 62 years, 5 months ago

i like that one, i also agree, i wonder if they do a bertie botts every flavour icecream? that would be wierd

[ - ] NotSoCoolTheatreKidGood: 41Bad: 62 years, 5 months ago

In that case, revenge is one of the leading causes in obesity.

[ - ] spazzoutlolGood: 20Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

damn you revenge!

[ - ] iheartjamespotterGood: 25Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

best reasoning i have heard all day.

[ - ] MEGx50Good: 15Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

I have never heard better reasoning in my entire life.

[ - ] mustbeinsaneGood: 11Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

Yes!!!! You have mad my day! :)

[ - ] spazzoutlolGood: 10Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

hahahahaha you are a true genius

[ - ] Ifeelupand2getherGood: 9Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

This just made my day. (:

[ - ] mindblownGood: 18Bad: 32 years, 5 months ago

wouldn't the flavour of the icecream depend on the type of revenge you were "dishing"?

[ - ] filiusflitwickGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

lol.

[ - ] AtrophyGood: 7Bad: 22 years, 5 months ago

Best MLIA I've seen so far

[ - ] CuppycakesGood: 9Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

Ha! Genius. I've always been a very forgiving person, but I all-of-a-sudden really like revenge.

[ - ] BobetGood: 6Bad: 52 years, 5 months ago

Genius but i dont understand why revenge cant be yogurt or Popsicle or frozen cheese cake...

[ - ] DemeterAUSGood: 1Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

I think I've seen this one before...

[ - ] DemeterAUSGood: 5Bad: 02 years, 5 months ago

Oh, disregard that, I failed to realise I had accidently clicked the best of the year.. I was wondering why they all looked familiar!

[ - ] gwoondreGood: 3Bad: 12 years, 5 months ago

genious. simply genious.

[ - ] FredGeorgeGood: 4Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

my elderly father who is wise in the ways of revenge agrees completely with your observation. Revenge is sweet and cold like delicious icecream.

[ - ] daisyduck527Good: 5Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

that actually makes sense

[ - ] RocketshipToPigfartsGood: 5Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

OMG, my friend Emma posted this :D great job Emma, love ya girl! :) (And yes, it is SO ice cream!!)

[ - ] jokesgirlGood: 8Bad: 12 years, 4 months ago

I think that the flovour of 'revenge' is chocolate. Sweet, yet dark at the same time...

[ - ] jokesgirlGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 4 months ago

Sometimes it can even be a little nutty...

[ - ] sklghsdfojGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

those who look for revenge should get 2 bowls

[ - ] BekyraGood: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Best MLIA ever. I stole it for my facebook, so people think I'm witty.

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