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Today, I was in the school parking lot and I noticed the license plate of the car next to mine was DMBLDOR. The man sitting in it had a long white beard and glasses. I am on to you, Albus. MLIA
#333298 Comments: 28 Vote: average 5273 meh 264
MikuHatsune Good: 5 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago
Why would Dumbledore need a car?
 
BandGeekLove Good: 8 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago
Maybe he died and reincarnated as a muggle? .. R.I.P. Albus Dumbledore :'(
 
kiska Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago
good thought, always one step ahead!
 
soccergirlsyd Good: 0 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago
Wheres Harry? O.O
 
BandGeekLove Good: 3 Bad: 9 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
In your mom. Or in your pants. Take your pick.
 
kiska Good: 0 Bad: 4 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
In your Mom!? It has been awhile since you used that one! Good pull!
 
OctoPie Good: 1 Bad: 4 2 months, 2 weeks ago
In your mom's pants.
 
spiralbeach109 Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago
BGL I think you may have a stalker (kiska).
 
Mobile Good: 6 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago
I believe this. There was this one guy I knew, who had a white beard and glasses, and drove a red trunk with the license plate "HOHOHO"
 
BandGeekLove Good: 3 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago
Better than "FRECANDY"
 
soccergirlsyd Good: 2 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago
hehehe. My mom said not to talk to strangers. She said nothing about eating the candy they gave out. It's nice to see that you are back BGL:D
 
BandGeekLove Good: 1 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago
I've been back for a while, but thank you.
 
c31996 Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago
Dark alley: check, free candy: check, scary driver: check. I can't wait to get in that car!
 
OctoPie Good: 1 Bad: 2 2 months, 2 weeks ago
Getting candy from strangers has never been more fun!
 
OctoPie Good: 2 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago
Nothing is better than "FRECANDY"
 
gn0mie Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago
Agreed. I really liked the FRECANDY one...
 
morganfay Good: 1 Bad: 7 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Oh, wow. Shocker. Another MLIA about Harry Potter. o.O
 
winkie52 Good: 8 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago
He'll expel you if you call him Albus!!!
 
yunnad Good: 3 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago
yes! i was hoping someone would comment that :P AVPM for the win!
 
Cheskaz Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago
Oh so your fine with a time turner but not a horcrux seeking medalian
 
AGreatAndTerribleAverage Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago
Unless you get him some nice woolen socks ;)
 
turkishxnonsense Good: 8 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago
maybe it was Aberforth.
 
elchileno74 Good: 0 Bad: 3 2 months, 2 weeks ago
A few days ago there was a link to a place called Average Wizards. People like you should go there.
 
votefortruth Good: 0 Bad: 3 2 months, 2 weeks ago
http://averagewizard.com/ get it off here
 
mechanical Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago
That's funny, I knew someone from high school with that license plate. However, she did not have a long white beard and glasses.
 
yessitsmesays Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago
I saw that license plate in Vienna, VA last night. :)
 
OkayIsWonderful Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months, 2 weeks ago
I WANT that license plate!!
 
janae Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago
Albus is dead! it was Aberforth!! come on people! get it right!
 
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