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Today, I was at my uncle's house when I went to use the restroom. Hanging above the toilet was a sign that said, "We aim to please. You aim too, please." I laughed so hard I almost missed. MLIA
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makewayforducklings Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
aw! thats so funny! my aunt has some funny signs in her bathroom too.
 
maydaycaptain Good: 16 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
In my best friend's bathroom she has a sign above the toilet that says "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie: wipe the seatie!" It makes me giggle every time I pee.
 
OctoPie Good: 14 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown, flush it down.
 
maydaycaptain Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
haha I've never seen that one before!
 
Prettypiggy Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
My aunt has one like that: If you sprinkle when you tinckle be neat and wipe the seat.
 
Krain Good: 3 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
OctoPie, why would you not flush it when it's yellow? D:
 
OctoPie Good: 3 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
It was during some drought.
 
nitwitblubberoddmenttweak Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
Krain, it's from Meet The Fockers :)
 
ParanoidPiglet Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
i want a sign like that for my bathroom.
 
sarahhbabezz Good: 24 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
haha this reminds me of a sign my friend has for her pool. "this is our ool. notice there's no p in it, and we'd like to keep it that way" :D
 
emo-redneck Good: 11 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
on my grandparents pool there is a sign that says unruly children will be sold as slaves
 
sarahhbabezz Good: 3 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
oh my. they sound like nice people :O
 
emo-redneck Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
They are:) they let me play with guns
 
ohjeez09 Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
to use a cliche mlia phrase...Best. Grandparents. Ever.
 
donkeytree66 Good: 0 Bad: 25 3 weeks, 1 day ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Either that sign is popular or OP copied it from a restaurant called the Boiling Crab. They have 2 signs in the bathroom that say "We aim to please. You aim too, Please." and "Those with shorter bats please stand closer to home plate."
 
BlueGreenLights Good: 10 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
Yeah, out of all the restaurants in the world, the OP visited that one and copied it. Or, very likely, this could have actually happened. You choose.
 
foster Good: 0 Bad: 13 3 weeks, 1 day ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That comment in some form or another has been around forever, the most quoted is, "We aim to please, so please aim." Lame.
 
ElfsAreAmazing Good: 14 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
I've never heard it and it made me laugh. So SHUT UP.
 
deadon Good: 0 Bad: 26 3 weeks, 1 day ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ROFL http://www.fmysex.com
 
ems121 Good: 5 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
The alternative sign (back in the '70's) was; Our aim is to keep the bathroom clean ; your aim is appreciated.
 
taytay95 Good: 2 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
Oh! my uncles was in REALLY small writing, so you had to take a step forward to read it. It said, "Good, now your standing close enough not to get tinkle sprinkle on our seats!"
 
JellyBananaBeans Good: 3 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
:O this was an Australian show called All Saints. It made me laugh then (and it did this time And the 'ool thing is on Habbo
 
Afguy23 Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
I am a weapons instructor in the military and my boss' slogan is his phrase I found pretty funny
 
lettertjes Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
On my mother-in-laws bathroom is a sign saying 'ditis nepis potentis negro ten'. It looks like Latin, and I actually tried to translate it... but if you move the spaces it says 'dit is ne pispot en 't is ne groten' wich is Dutch dialect for 'this is a chamber pot and it's a big one'.
 
zemyx Good: 1 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
hah, I have this sign in my bathroom too (: I never got it when I was little xD I was like 'what..?' my mum had to explain it to me. so slow.
 
stfuxitsxjes Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
haha thats funny I love signs in the bathroom :]
 
xxliddyxx7 Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
hahah your uncle is a really cool guy! :]
 
duckyrox358 Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
ROFL! So clever and witty!
 
MichiganSoldier Good: 4 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
my grandma has a sign above her toilet that reads "stand close, it's shorter than you think"
 
Molz42 Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
hah my moms bf has that sign too!
 
bigedude Good: 0 Bad: 0 3 weeks, 1 day ago
Seen those sighn before at a camp sight.they looked store bought to me...I wonder where they sell these.
 
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