MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

During our first lab in my Honors Chem class, my teacher asked me to flip a switch to turn on the fans. There was only one there, but as I flipped it he looked terrified and shouted, "No!! Not that one!!" I turned it off and jumped backwards, scared I just blew up the school, and the entire class turned to stare at me. After a second he added, "No I'm totally kidding. That's right," and continued doing his work normally. Hello, favorite teacher. MLIA.

#287433 Comments: 18 Vote: average 6138meh 354Share

[ - ] ImapwnstaGood: 13Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I am your teachers "fan" Oh, the punnery.

[ - ] jtsaverageGood: 0Bad: 72 years, 3 months ago

Hello, unoriginal ending. As usual, cliche ruined it.

[ - ] 7ate9Good: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

*Sighs and shakes head in a disapionted way* Yes, yes, the cliche was horrible it ruined the story. Pointing it out, though, is becoming a much bigger cliche than saying, Hello, favorite teacher. *Edits everything KaitRAGE points out* Spelling mistakes, what are you talking about?

[ - ] kaitRAGEGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

@7ate9: disappointed* Yes, yes,* out,* than* Yep I think that's all.. other than that, I totally agree with your comment :)

[ - ] ijustfarted1010Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Good job 7ate9. :]

[ - ] Athena92Good: 3Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

I remember once in 6th grade I was in another teacher's classroom for some reason...I forget exactly why I was there, lol. Anyway, I got up to use the pencil sharpener, and he said "No, don't use that pencil shaprner!". I jumped back afraid it was gonna do something bad...Then he laughed and said it was okay to use it

[ - ] punkrockinghoboGood: 0Bad: 42 years, 3 months ago

Someone call the Cliche Police!!!

[ - ] ijustfarted1010Good: 0Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Someone call the Bitching About Cliché Police!!!

[ - ] MeepSprinkleGood: 2Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

Why does everyone feel the need to ssay that they're in an honors or AP class when it has nothing to do with the story...?

[ - ] KalebGGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 3 months ago

what? does it make you feel inferior or something. its just the way people talk. it also adds to the story. you think that honors/AP teachers would be less like to joke around. haha. i love my honors professors though. they're all hilarious. =P kudos to the story.

[ - ] ParaplegicPonyGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

Holy shit. Why do people ruin their stories with "Best. teacher. ever." or "Favorite teacher? I think so." I mean WTF. This was a really funny story til the last 3 words.

[ - ] ijustfarted1010Good: 1Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago

Holy shit. Why do people ruin this awesome website by never shutting the fuck up about clichés?

[ - ] rferg08Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

KILLIT WITH FIER

[ - ] StaceFace09Good: 0Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

this is a really good one, up til the ending.

[ - ] turokGood: 1Bad: 22 years, 3 months ago

"thought i blew up the school" wow. rlly? wat r u in 4th grade?

[ - ] doodledeeGood: 4Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

You shouldn't be talking, you can't even spell 'really' 'what' 'are' 'you' and use correct punctuation.

[ - ] cheer4me123Good: 1Bad: 12 years, 3 months ago

I could totally see that happening haha. This one is funny and realistic. Good Job!

[ - ] frankendoodleGood: 0Bad: 12 years, 1 month ago

*shakes head in disappointment* Some people need to calm down about the cliches - really, does it matter THAT much? - and grow a sense of humor.

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