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Life is pretty normal today.
Today, two of my friends put two action figures on the ground in the hall at school. As my whole grade crowded around the action figures and screamed "fight fight fight" the teachers plowed through us to break up the "fight". There faces were pricless when they found it was superman and batman. MLIA
#281096 Comments: 31 Vote: average 7086 meh 238
RedRainbow Good: 2 Bad: 2 1 month, 4 weeks ago
If you have to use the word 'priceless' for describing someones facial expression, at least spell it correctly. Or even better just don't use it at all.
 
7ate9 Good: 15 Bad: 2 1 month, 4 weeks ago
It’s "Someone's" not "someones". You missed a apostrophe. If you’re going to be a grammar Nazi, at least make sure you use proper punctuation. They only made one little mistake by leaving out the “e”.
 
germanhighfive Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
They also didn't use the correct 'there/they're/their'. It should have been 'their' instead of 'there'. By the way, if I made any spelling/grammar mistakes please note I live in Germany, so my English fails.
 
Noble Good: 1 Bad: 1 1 month, 4 weeks ago
I hear grammar matters A LOT when typing over the internet to strangers, it really does. (There's sarcasm in there, by the way.)
 
liemnlime Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
German^5, I don't see anything wrong with your grammar :D @Noble, sometimes it just looks better when typed correctly... In my opinion it looks "sophisticated" but I'm not here to judge or anything.. or am I...?
 
mothproof Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
They missed an apostrophe, not a comma. If you're gonna correct someone correcting someone else, do it right.
 
7ate9 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
I can't believe I made that mistake...that's like grade one english....
 
mycaricature Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
I found this one funnier than it actually was.
 
Toadhead Good: 9 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
Is it just me or am I slowly becoming dumber from the inept use of grammar by noobish people that post stories here. Go away stupid people! You are ruining MLIA! (Bad me if you will, but I'm tired of it.)
 
TexLovera Good: 8 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
Heh. We did this over 30 years ago in high school, only with Rock'em Sock'em Robots. Guess the classics live forever....
 
MeganLikesTheColorPurple Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
I'm not fantastic at catching sarcasm, so I'm not sure if you're serous. If you are serious, I believe you'd have to be around 45-50 years old. You rock.
 
CJ090 Good: 9 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
Batman will totally kick supermans ass
 
Halogenic Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 3 weeks ago
He already did- When they fought against each other in the crossover comic, Batman schooled him hard with a suit made of Kryptonite. Cuz Batman can afford that she-iiit!!
 
Katya Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
Okay You lot need to seriously calm down. As long as it is readable it is acceptable, personally I like good grammar (It comes from being the daughter of an english teacher.) But if they miss a comma or an apostrophe it is not the end of the world. Att leeasstt theyyy don'tt typpee liikkee thiiss likee loaddss off peoplee doo :)
 
maddoggg Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
Oh God I know what you mean. disss st0ry waz aweeesum!! *shudders*
 
Halogenic Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 3 weeks ago
um.. euh guise dun tak l33t enuf 4 dis tread. I don't care if people type all wonky, just don't put the wrong emphasis on a word when you type it, like when people type "schoollllllllll" instead of "schoooooooooooooool" Ugh, sry all, pet peeve =)
 
soccer616 Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
hmm... is batman a superhero? or just a rich guy with a lot of cool stuff that comes in handy whilst saving Gotham?
 
Normie Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
Of course he's a superhero! How dare you even doubt Batman's superhero status! :O
 
soccer616 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
no no dont get me wrong, i think he's a superhero too. but i'm having a debate with my friends, who think he isn't, and i need good points to support my arguement. Poor, lost souls...
 
19181901 Good: 0 Bad: 5 1 month, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
 
Halogenic Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 3 weeks ago
Batman has no super powers, so NO he's not a superhero technically. being smart and kicking ass is one thing, but having a private jet for those who can't fly is a total 'in' to the Justice League for Brucey.
 
SuperCara Good: 0 Bad: 4 1 month, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I'm going to call fake
 
jojojojojo Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
this happened at my school! except they used rock 'em sock 'em robots. it was hilarious.
 
yomannnnn Good: 5 Bad: 0 1 month, 4 weeks ago
Batman > Superman
 
tmill024 Good: 0 Bad: 2 1 month, 4 weeks ago
Hahahaha stop correcting grammar, my god. freaks. but yeah deffinately the best part of 8th grade. (:
 
Halogenic Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 3 weeks ago
It's definitely, as in finite. Stop using the letter A in that word. Grammar IS important in your life, oh unless you're going to be a garbage collector or stripper. I see your plans are coming to fruition nicely tmill024, remind all the greasy patrons that they can't touch you, and good luck!
 
smartblondeme Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 4 weeks ago
right on tmill024! who cares about grammer
 
corkyorky Good: 0 Bad: 3 1 month, 4 weeks ago
team superman : )
 
greecegrl Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 3 weeks ago
hahaha, this happened at my school last year!!! but instead of superman and batman we had rock-em-sock-em-robots, hahaha
 
kiska Good: 1 Bad: 2 1 month, 3 weeks ago
Was it really priceless? Lame.
 
Halogenic Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 3 weeks ago
Was it really lame? Thanks for your opinion! +1 internetz to you sir!
 
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