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A while ago in my AP Chemistry class, this one annoying kid and my friend were having a weird argument about who was better. The annoying kid said, "Well, at least I have a girlfriend!" to which I responded, "Whatever. Your girlfriend has 67 protons." In response, the entire class, including the teacher, turned their heads to look at the periodic table on the wall. The element with 67 protons is holmium, with the chemical symbol "Ho." My teacher was the first to laugh. MLIA
#279808 Comments: 6 Vote: average 8623meh 178Share 
[ - ]  CreamsodieGood: 7Bad: 02 years, 2 months ago
new favourite insult, ever!
 
[ - ]  CemzeazGood: 0Bad: 02 years, 1 month ago
third story to be saved!
 
[ - ]  carhillyGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 10 months ago
I used this in my chem class. it was epic
 
[ - ]  jwaxenbaumGood: 6Bad: 11 year, 8 months ago
wait a minute! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED IN MY CHEM CLASS. I'M THE KID WHO SAID "YOUR GIRLFRIEND HAS 67 PROTONS." WHO ARE YOU?!?!?!?!?
 
[ - ]  nubmerGood: 1Bad: 01 year, 1 month ago
THIS IS SO EPIC! I FOUND IT ON TUMBLR.
 
[ - ]  WrightfrontGood: 0Bad: 15 months ago
i hate my life
 

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