Today I was bored to I picked up my Magic 8 ball. After a few rounds of questions, I noticed that a warning label on the ball said "Not intented as a substitute for a human pregnancy test." I could not stop laughing. MLIA
"Magic 8 Ball, am I pregnant?"
"answer is hazy"
"... Good enough for me!"
I checked my magic 8 ball, it doesn't say that. but who knows with yours, I mean, it's American. It is funny though.
Does that mean it can be used as an animal pregnancy test?
So I'm really not pregnant? Damn you Magic 8 ball!
WOW! This is pure genius
Wait, you mean I have to go buy a pregnancy test?! But that's so much easier, and it's 100% accurate!
So you don't pee on the Magic 8 ball? Oh...
"Hey Mom, why is my magic 8 ball all sticky?!"
It told me I was pregnant. You must be right, because I'm a guy...
But it can be a substitute for an animal pregnancy test right?
Of course...
...it isn't?
*yells down the hallway*
"honey? ummm, i think there's something i need to tell you..."
haha. this is my favorite way to send my saturday.
I thought it meant that people peed on the ball to check at first but...nevermind.
i wonder if you asked it " are your pregnant?" and it responded "no dipshit, im a magic 8 ball!" i'd be scared... shitless
"magic 8 ball, am i pregnant?"
it responds, "how is that possible?"
I just asked my Magic 8 Ball if I was pregnant.
It said "You know it!"
Do I know it though? And know what? What is the answer?!
oh crap it's not?
so that must be why i gained so much weight since last winter....
But, of course, it is a substitute if you want to find out if you're pet's pregnant. XD
Haha. My Magic Psych Ball (magic 8 ball from the show Psych) has been wrong all of once. I asked it if my friend Joey (Joseph) would get pregnant this year. It said no. Obviously it is incorrect.
haha i love this!!! OP, i have to congratulate you for this story. Not only was it hilarious, but it was actually average!! It wasn't a cliche, it wasn't some stupid trend, it was actually an original story. You didn't have to meet your soulmate and duel with foam swords (which by the way, i have never seen a foam sword) and then look for waldo to make me laugh. So thank you for bringing back the funny averageness of this site. :)
Okay i'm done *logs off and searches for magic 8 ball*
wait, i have a magic "Date" ball, like it's all pink and sparkly and stuff. So maybe mine is intended for a pregnancy test...
umm... just so you know, foam swords totally exist. like, three of my friends own one.
It seems to me like people have lost any semblance of common sense if that warning is necessary...
Obviously you've never played around at a Toys R' Us.
NICE!
I will locate mine and see if it has the same warning label :]
Not a HUMAN pregnancy test? What other pregnancy tests are there?
'Oh, Magic 8 Ball, am I pregnant with a human?'
'No'
'Then what am I pregnant with?'
'An alien.'
'Ohhh. That's why it's all green.'
this totally made my night
now i'm scared to touch a magic 8 ball.
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