Today, I realized that many MLIA stories are about Harry Potter, and none are about Twilight. I'm glad the average person has good taste. MLIA
Agreed.
thats your opinion kidoslt. but id much rather be an amazing wizard then a sparkly blood sucker. just sayin
well you're stupid. :P harry potter pwns all.
Really! Harry Potter has an intresting plot and is actually good writing, Twlight has crappy writing and a even crappier plot.
harry potter is awesome you're crazy
I think kidoslt is on drugs. If you think that insult to literature could even come close to Potter, you're an idiot.
Harry Potter is a classic. Twilight is an embarrassment to America
that is not true! they are both good book series!
Amen!
Hellz yeah.
Well now there are a bunch of Twilight stories about going to see New Moon...
THANK GOD!
definately. HP owns. Twilight's for noobs.
I marked it bad and im still living...oh no
hahaha same!!
i'm not a noob, i'm a jalapeano.
do you the saying jalapeanos can swim just not on rafts if so mark good
your a nooob!!!
there are no number of words i can use to describe how much i agree.
so i'll just go with 'yes'.
Naturally.
This is made of WIN.
grrr twilight sucks.
literrally, you're not insulting it.
Just because people don't the books you prefer doesn't mean you're right. Twilight is shit. Go learn something about books and actual GOOD writing.
i haven't read either but Harry potter sounds like a better read; a bit more complex which i like. but i agree with you. forts and hot chocolate tromp all.
how sad is it that when someone tries to compromise, they all shut it down? sad, sad, world. I noticed that it became this way when the first hp movie came out. haha.
aha! i agree!
totaly
I cannot begin to say how much I agree.
because real men don't sparkle. :D
Wow why did so many people hate on Sanka101's comment? I thought it was cute.
Unless they use body glitter. :D
p.s.
I BET TWILIGHT FANS WERE THE ONES WHO CLICKED 'MEH'.
D
same here but i like HP better
HP is totally badass. Even the name 'Twilight' is just so...ick.
i agree 100% :DD
same
haha oh wow. I was totally thinking of making a post like this and didn't. DANG IT. Totally agreed though :D
This MLIA makes me feel great for being the average person
I agree. And i think i know why this is: its easier to make a fool of yourself (and have fun doing it!)by relating Harry Potter to an everyday situation than Twilight. Aside from trashy romance between a sparkly vampire and some random teenage girl theres nothing extreme about twilight that would be fun to do in public.
no prob there
Exactly. (: Haha. Which is why I hope and think that Twilight will have almost zero cultural impact, unlike how Harry Potter has had such a huge cultural impact on the world.
I LOVE THE OP!! :)))
I enjoy both, but Harry Potter had my heart first and will always have my heart.
agreed.
OMGG i so agree
I agree. Oh my God do I agree.
Effyeah![:
Harry Potter is magical, Twilight sucks (no puns intended)
Actually, I believe it would be HP is magical and Twilight bites :P
This was my first MLIA published :)
I agree. Entirely.
Vampires suck blood. Get it? It's a pun.
And yes, it does suck
I wonder how you 'attend a pun'... maybe it's like a party... a pun party...
mactire, i do believe YOU'RE the one with the "below average intelligence"
Mactire, you are the one who has below average intelligence if you don't see the pun in either of those comments... Think before you type, please.
You inspired my username! Don't you feel proud!
oh wow.
you are an ignorant git.
bugger off or i shall be forced to avada kedavra your arse.
It's an amazing book and if you had any sense of how to read, you'd like it too. So don't even put it down cause you're an illiterate arse.
im sorry, i think you're confusing Harry Potter with Daniel Radcliffe.
Dan Rad is UGLY.
Harry Potter is not.
Daniel Radcliffe isn't ugly either.
But, anyway, at least Harry Potter isn't just about how attractive a guy is. *cough cough* like Twilight is *cough cough*
(((I've already commented on about a million things on this page... why not make it a million and one?))
Amandagail1995--- I don't see how you can call anyone ignorant. three times you have decided that someone should die simply because they have a different opinion than you on this one little thing, without knowing anything else about them. I don't know about anyone else, but I would say that's pretty darn ignorant.
I really don't see how someone is illiterate just because they don't like HP. Maybe fantasy books just aren't what they're into.
And wouldnt Harry be average, and thats why average people are into him? If he was ugly, it'd be the FML community, since they're all about the negative. =]
YumiChan or whtever your name is, cool it. Everyone here should take that advice. Books are books, nothing more. They're certainly no reason to want to kill anyone.
I love you. :)
I toatlly agree with u!
how could you say that you're average too so does that mean you like it too
I am extremely glad this post got published.
Right on. :3
damn right!
youandtheroses
well said!
i love you for posting this!
thankyou!
:)
Amy, you got so many comments, you popular girl you.
Harry potter all the way.
YES
amen :)
harry potter's number 1!
agreed. :D
never read Twilight, never will. Harry Potter's just too awesome.
same
You cannot even compare the two. Harry Potter is a magical web of fantastic storytelling. Twilight is pre-teen trash.
I was a pre-teen just a while ago, and I still despise it
You know what else is awesome? The fact we can dislike pro-Twilight comments into oblivion.
Yeah, isn't it great? xD
Uh, the "vampire we seem to hate" wasn't in a Harry Potter film. Rob Pattinson was. I don't mind him or Kristen Stewart, I just don't like Twilight.
well said
dude, twilight came AFTER the fourth harry potter movie, and WE weren't the ones whose put him in the twilight movie. So, therefore, you cannot chastise us because robert pattinson was in both movies.
but you have to rember thet he died in HP
dont you get why
I am ashamed that someone in this nice, loving community told anyone that they should die.
and I'm even more ashamed that the comment is rated an 8.
you don't deserve an MLIA account.
shame on you.
LMAO.
Harry Potter is epic, I've been watching it ever since the first movie came out; and reading it ever since I was 5-6.
Love at first ..word?
xD
LOL Yea Ive been a HP fan since i saw the first movie. I currently own all the Books, Dvds, a wand, a Sorcerers stone, and posters (:
i wish i owed a wand but my parents wont buy me one
I don't like either, but Harry Potter is better than Twilight any day. Plus I have a huge crush on Rupert Grint =]
TOTAL agreeance.
Plus Rupert Grint over Robert Pattinson anyday ;]
I must say, I have a slight argument to put in place here- in addition to Rupert, Freddie Stroma and Tom Felton make Robert Pattinson look like, well, some ugly old fart, really.
Tom Felton!!!
I approve of the Rupert comment.
I think its probably because all the Twilight people are on FML. =)
hahaha
No. Just no.
win :]
i find it funny that all the ones who agree with this have like 20 votes for bad. so that means the twi-hards are getting pissed! lol
So I'm not the only one who says "Twihards".
We must meet and high-five.
There is nothing to compare them with cause Harry Potter surpasses Twilight sooooooo easily
YES!!! Who ever said this was a smart person. HARRY FTW.
Robert Pattinson doesn't wash his hair frequently. That is unattractive.
agrees. but still likes twilight and harry potter. but what i love more are parodys of the two, no matter how badly writen.
I bet he washed his hair when he played Cedric Diggory because Harry Potter inspired him to have personal hygiene and Twilight inspired him to be disgusting.
WOOOOH! HP FTW!
Twilight is for people with a mental capacity of a tictac.
HP owns all!
LOL So true!
damn dog... that's a dangerous comment to post!
I love you, marry me.
Sure, why not.
I am glad I got so much love for posting this MLIA.
HP ftw? I'm sorry, but hardcore rabid twilight fans are scary. They used to be In the Closet. Then their obsession became tangible with Rob Pattinson and that is why he's terrified of his fans.
Can I just say you're my hero of the day?
Stephen King agrees... He basically said J.K. Rowling is awesome, whereas Stephanie Meyer can't write. I am in love with him now.
Ahh, same! I read that, and I was like "YES! Stephen King is the MAN!"
I agree 100%. Stephen King is an awesome writer, and KNOWS an awesome writer when he sees one.
neither j.k. rowling nor stephenie meyer can write that well. but i would haveto say Meyer is the lesser of the two. she uses the same adjectives for everything. and without the presence of sex and attractive situations in her books they would be noowhere near as popular. jk rowling has a wonderful imagination and most of te spells and names in her books are based on latin words which i think is cool. and she has more complex characters/development and a far better thought out plot. although im sorry to say the twighlight books do have their appeal.
i love robert pattinson... not because of twilight; because of harry potter. besides, he hates twilight.
oh, and this MLIA wins. twilight sucks!
I agree! I feel so bad for him, and how he has become synonymous with Edward Cullen and Twilight now.
he was wayyy better at Cedric than Edward.
Omg I agree so much. Poor guy is considered by a billion girls to be "Edward". But he was soo much better as Cedric!
totally!! i mean, at least as Cedric he was attractive! As Edward...i mean, come on. Pale and sparkly and sickly-looking? Ick.
Yes it is.
Sorry but i have to disagree with you....Twilight IS really bad. Oh and just to let you know most of those "immature fangirl snobs" belong to Twilight.
Twilight is a disgrace to humanity and novels everywhere. So whoever wrote this MLIA, I love you.
Or the mods really likes Harry Potter and don't like Twilight, so they aren't putting in any Twilight MLIAs.
But Amen anyway xD
i feel like i belong with this site because of all the people who agree with this :)
What straight guy sparkles?
Everyone knows that Harry Potter is amazing and Twilight should go back to being a time of night not a movie/book.
AH I totally agree!! I was thinking the same thing.
I love MLIA so much more because of all the HP references. *see username* hehe :D
I was honestly just thinking this.
TWILIGHT SUCKS.
Harry Potter doesn't!
XD
I voted yes on this one because Harry Potter is the best character/book in the world and Edward Cullen just fails. :)
I understand now!
I'm a fan of both, because I like the writing in Twilight (don't kill me!) but then this huge teenybopper popculture fandom came along when the movie was coming out. I was really mad that my love for it was now considered immature.
But Harry Potter still owns Twilight any day! JK Rowling IS a better writer than Stephenie Meyer, she fits satire in perfectly.
i agree haha.
i used to like twilight before all the crazy teenies jumped on it, but still HP owns.
Oh my god I love you. You speak the truth. Oh so well.
...It's people like you who give Twilight such a bad reputation...
not liking twilight doesn't mean we are ruining it,
considering that no one ever talks about twilight here anyways. we're ruining MLIA by everyone fighting about it.
I love Twilight..I love Harry Potter, too.
But if MLIA keeps talking about Harry Potter all the time, I'm going to start to hate it.
Well, Twilight got awful because of its rabid fans.
P.S. I'd tap Rupert any day. Robert Pattyson scares me.
No, you're not the only Twitard here, but I wish you were. Having good taste in literature is ruining MLIA?
Can I just take the time to say that no one should really be comparing Harry Potter to Twilight at all? I mean, honestly...they are about two different things, were written for two different reasons, and one is clearly better written. So comparing apples to oranges is just silly.
Of course, I agree that it is great that the average person has better taste! ;D
Yes!!! I totally agree. You can't even compare Twiligt and Harry Potter - they are just too different. And I'm not saying one is better than the other, I'm saying they're for different crowds, different genres, etc. Twilight is a love story, Harry Potter is about 'magic'. So, people, get a grip, grow up, or go away.
This makes me happy. I agree to the fullest. Harry Potter will always be better than Twilight.
i dont know why people thumbs you down lol but yea there shouldnt be fighting in mlia!!! in a average life you dont fight with people you guys!! everyone has different taste thats all i got to say. (i personally dont like twilight to me its just another movie) im just putting it out there :p haha. but no seriously :/
I thought MLIA was about the love!!! And now there is all this hate. :(
WHY CANT WE ALL JUST GET ALONG?!?
i agree.
everyones sayin they hate twilight and then just sayin, we should get along. btw i hate twilight too (:
OP, I love you. I absolutely freaking love you. Truest MLIA ever! THANK YOU!
harry potter FTW ! >=D
I agree with the OP, but now people are started to argue with each other and saying "I hope you die" to people who don't like Harry Potter.
Where did all the love go?
I love you for saying that.
I love harry potter just as much as the next average person, but let's not shun others for having different opinions, please!
I love you all for saying this. I think arguing for like a second, then agreeing that it's okay to disagree is okay, but hoping others DIE? I like Twilight AND Harry Potter (Harry Potter over Twilight, though- no question in my mind, I am obsessed with Harry Potter, Twilight is just a series I've read) and I think the fighting is a little rude.
...i like harry potter and twilight....
*sigh*
Don't tell people to go die because of their preferences! You are being the rude one, not her. How old are you? Two or one hundred and twelve?!?
bite me
you do realize that "bite me" is a direct Twilight reference?
Just sayin.
i think they were just saying that as a joke.
oh. right. haha, I'm a little slow sometimes. my bad.
This, ladies and gentlemen, is yet another example of the Twilight fans that make many Non-fans hate it so much.
Develop some taste in literature. Twilight sucks.
no shit sherlock
haha @ Maruds. nice.
Harry Potter is magiCOOOOOL ;)
AHAHAHAHA
A Very Potter Musical?
back to witches and wizards and magical beasts to goblins and ghosts and to magical feasts its all that i love and its all that i need at hogwarts hogwarts :) That musical is so totally awesome :)
OMG SQUEEELLLLL THIS MLIA SAID TWILIGHTT!!!!! EDDWAARDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
...cough. haha (kidding.)
i did like twilight before the teenyboppers got to it, but now it's kinda overrated. still, HP always was and always will be first in my heart. lol =]
isn't telling people to go die over book preferences a bit extreme? i thought the mlia community was about loving each other in all of our averageness.
This probably holds the record for number of comments on a MLIA story :D
Uh... why does it matter? The two series really don't have much in common, so why is there such a big issue with it? I think I know, because people are idiots.
Lets not call people idiots now...
I think people get the sparkling vampires in Twilight confused with the magic in Harry Potter.
i like Twilight,...i think its really really good, but i also like Harry Potter and i don't understand why you must always choose one or the other
Because they're on opposite ends of the literary spectrum. On the one hand, you have an epic tale with a huge cast of deep, relatable individuals that experience everything from prejudice and a battle between good and evil, to typical high school shenanigans and funny spells gone awry. And it all takes place in a world that supposedly exists along side our own, and easy to fantasize yourself into, creating a wonderful blend of perfectly executed literature and slightly unhealthy escapism. It's characters have very real personalities, with everything from the brave boy who can withstand tragedy and adversity, and still come out a good person, to the not-so-brave boy who is a relic of older visionaries like Crime and Punishment and The Jungle in construction, who although the antagonist and the representative of evil, still contains character and give a fair fight of not only 'power', but clashing personalities too, that gives readers the type of satisfaction that can only be brought by such aptly portrayed clash.
On the other hand, you have a bland book written by an obviously self-centered and untrained author who is basically full-filling all her broken dreams by writing down her fantasies, using liberal purple prose so we know EXACTLY how good-looking her dream man is. The plot is nonexistent, the main character is portrayed with the formula to ensnare the emotional reader to experience all the wonderful things happening to her, and most importantly to celebrate her mediocrity as if she deserved everything in the world, despite never proving herself an exceptional person in the least. It was poorly written from an intellectual point of view, and expertly written from a pop culture point of view: sappy, in other words.
Those who feel both are good are in the middle of the spectrum, and from there point of view, almost everything is good, so long as it's finished, has at least one endearing character, and doesn't have run-on sentences.
In other words, average.
Congratulations!
HP is better then Twilight, but i still like it a bit. I think that is someone with better Talent wrote it and changed it but still kept the base story, twlight would be better
Haha that's what I thought too. I kind of wanted to rewrite it for her; make the characters more likable and give the books more plot than "Bella looked into Edward's eyes blah blah blah blah"
NO U
Perhaps, I mean it is finally back in the public's notice again, but, for a lot of us, the obsession isn't really heightened by movies coming out...I'm always this way :)
I agree with Aclynnb88. I love the books more than words can describe, to be cheesily honest. I don't even care about the movies, but when they come out I am pushed back into the mentality of 'Harry Potter needs your attention!' so I read the series again. I'm on the 5th one now, for about the 7th or 8th time ever. :D
possibly my favorite MLIA ive ever read.
Everyone stop fighting! D: I don't enjoy it.
That was a very brave thing for you to post.
And definitley the one i'll ever agree with the most.
Twilight fails, and just because somebody doesn't like a certain book doesn't make them an "illiterate arse" as Yumi-Chan chose to put it; it makes somebody with an honest opinon, and theres nothing wrong with that...
Anyways. My HONEST opinion is that I did give Twilight a go, and I just couldn't get into it the same way i could get into the Harry Potter books, I think it's really unimaginative, and very VERY dull.
P.S
The film is just as bad - if not - worse.
P.P.S
Robert Patterson is hideous.
I agree completely. I read the Twilight books, but they honestly bored the hell out of me. By the second and third books, I totally hated all the characters.
HP on the other hand is pure genius writing in so many ways!
Although I don't think Robert PattINson is hideous.. he looks good onscreen, but can't seem to take a good picture to save his life.
I agree with you two. I read the Twilight Books, and I did not like them at all. I think the problem with Twilight is that the fangirls scare the crap out of me. At least most Harry Potter fans are mature because the books came out when they were younger, and they have grown up.
i love this website. if only someone would inform the rest of the internet users how much twilight sucks.
There's a forum about Twilight fans attacking people, if that helps at all.
haahaha Im all about the Twilight chick. I think she's very cute.
uhm...
what?
This MLIA is one person's opinion, not the whole site's. Also, nice use of the shift key. Must've taken you an extra five minutes just to capatalize every word. *high fives*
I did give Twilight a chance. Then I threw up and burned it.
Well not really. But I did try to read the books. They're just so...awful.
Maybe now you can understand what it's like to be someone who dislikes the series that everyone is paying attention to. I swear, for months I couldn't go into a mall without seeing 50 stores with Twilight merch in it, and I couldn't walk down the halls of my school without seeing giggly girls sporting "Team Edward" paraphernalia. It was sickening! So now Harry Potter is the big thing, and it just irks you to see Twilight pushed aside for the series that was here first!
now, I can't say I think that J.K.Rowling is a good author, because I don't think that is the case. She is an alright author, I suppose, but I like the story more than the writing. And I started reading Twilight and I don't think that Stephanie Meyer is much of a writer either.
and one last thing: please find a dictionary and consult it next time you're going to write something that other people will see. Buht is not a word.
..."buht"? Note: capitalizing every word and deliberately mispelling words does not look cool. Twilight sucks. I read the entire series. It really, really sucks,
Everything is about vampires these days!!! It STINKS!!!! And especially when they make vampires ROMANTIC? What is wrong with those people? I think people just like twilight because it's 'cooler' then harry potter right now for the teenage girls. Harry Potter IS THE BEST!!!
I'm so glad i found this MLIA. HARRY POTTER ALL THE WAY
geez guys just because someone likes twilight, you don't need to make fun of them for it.. it's their choice of book to read.
I love this post, it made me smile. When I saw the play Shear Madness, someone in the play said "If I wanted to suffer that much I'd read Twilight!"
one of the best mlia ever. even though i don't like harry potter.
I totally agreeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I'm glad this finally got published. I'd been trying to get a similar point across for a while.
GUYS! We need to stop fighting:( We have to keep the peace and not let MLIA turn into FML, with all the negative comments and fighting and what not... I love you.
Well, I was about to defend Twilight (not in "u suck, twilight rules! RP is hawtttttt!1!" kinda way, but in a mature normal way) when my internet crashed. I learned my lesson and will content myself with sharing this fun story that no one cares about, but I'm bored and trying to look like I'm working.
So I liked Twilight before it became a fad (right, everyone says that), but I straight up lie when people ask me if I like it now because I fear being labeled a crazy fan. Seriously, I like the series and I judge the fans of it. But, by the same token, I judge Harry Potter fans. Not the ones who have bonding moments with strangers, but the ones who dressed up and proceeded to act like they WERE the characters from the series. And the same ones who pushed me down at the release of the seventh book and then got angry because I got pulled to the front of the line by the staff of the bookstore who felt bad for me.
Hm, lost sight of where I was going with this...I guess we should take it as a sign that MLIA has yet to be overrun with immature, weirdoes who think that liking an okay fictional character equates to love for the actor who portrays (rather poorly, I might add) this character in a crappy-ass movie.
(Sorry, go ahead and hide this comment, just wanted toss in my opinion.)
great comment, made me laugh.
And I agree, although I never got trampled by crazed fans and moved to the front of the line in pity. I like Harry Potter; and truthfully, I like Twilight too. Somehow, the plot intrigued me. But I don't so much enjoy classifying myself with a lot of the crazy hard core fans of either one.
[In the light of full disclosure, I am also slightly ashamed to say that I watch disney channel. another instance in which I don't want to tell people the truth, simply because I don't want them to judge me based on most of the people who watch it.]
Dan Rad is sexy. End of discussion.
wow this must me the most commented "mlia" story :p 145 comments!!! awesome :]]
harry makes me happy ^_^
You know, every word doesn't have to be capitalized. I'm sure you're very proud of the fact that you're a 'Teemager', but being 13 doesn't mean it's okay to ignore grammar. Apparently it just makes you cool.
I think the letter h is a ninja because it keeps popping unexpectedly into every word you type.
I trash it because the writing sucks. So does your grammar. You look like an idiot. People like you make me sad to be a teenager.
harry potter > twilight
Wrong. Twilight is a shorthand novel written to get the idiot author's panties wet
honestly, i feel neutral to the entire situation.
It looks like the average person has betrayed us. Look at all the comments defending Twilight. Boooooo!
Uh, obvioualy not. God, you're stupid.
I feel sorry for you.
This is the kind of Twilight fan that gives all of them a bad name.
I think they're both good, by the way. I think I like HP a bit better, but Twilight's still alright. I don't see all the craze over it, though. That part doesn't make sense to me.
HAHA, I LOVE TWILIGHT TOO, im sorry, but the harry potters have gone on too long, even ruprt grint wants his life back now!!!!
You do know that Robert himself hates the series and says he regrets taking the part, right?
People like you make me sad.
The fighting that has evolved from this MLIA is ridiculous. Keep the peace!
Do you think that looks cool? It doesn't.
yes!
Tbh, I'm getting sick of seeing all these dumb posts about Harry Potter. I wish it would stop.
I LOVE YOU!
I'm scared for my generation.
Apparently most teenage girls love Twilight and have terrible typing skills.
I fear our future.
I can honestly say that I liked Twilight before the "teenyboppers" came around also, I haven't seen the movies and I straight up refuse to (I like to hide the fact I read them as well)... After seeing all of these comments I started to think about how much more I love Harry Potter than any other series of ever read. I would stay up until 4 Am just to get to that next chapter even though I knew I needed to go to sleep. I would have dreams about Harry Potter that made me happy even if they were scary cause I got to be apart of that world =D
I'm not one of the crazy fans that dresses up by any means, but I do enjoy reading these awesome average occurrences day-to-day and I will say that Harry Potter beats Twilight all the way!!
Just useless story telling to get my point across =D
this post has so many hurtful things for a twilight fan. therefore. i dislike all of the people who are anti-twilight people. *humph*
That's mature. You take things way too personally
i guess im not as average as i thought
i can love both harry potter and twilight and not have to critize everyone for only loving one.
come on people this isnt FML why is everyone being so rude?
I LOVE YOU.
I beg to differ. Harry Potter is about /smart/ wizards and the bonds of friendship and magic. It even has twists of reality that allow the readers to relate.
Twilight is real life getting punched in the face by oddly formed vampires and werewolves. Meyer could've at least given said species a chance by making them what they're supposed to have been, not pale glittering leeches and horse-sized dogs. Also, the plot is practically nonexistant.
And by the way, I just so happened to read all of the Twilight books. Meyer should've just stopped at two.
Game on, sister.
I'm a girl. I don't think the game you're talking about is even existing. And I know how to spell "dumbass" and "want to" instead of wana. At least say wanna. >_>
I'm going to be average and say... HP ftw. I used to like Twilight... until I reread it and actually absorbed it... especially when I saw Head Trip by Shinga on deviantart. She even has a chapter-by-chapter parody of the first book... somewhere...
Again, Harry Potter is above average. :D. We are cool, HP Fandom. :D. Harry "pwns" Edward. :D.
Th 'average' person doesn't go on MLIA. And why can't anyone seem to se that you can like Harry Potter AND Twilight? Because I do. And I know a lot of people who would agree. So all you haters of either series, get a grip. :)
I think you are my soulmate
Exactly. :)
No, it's not good.
I love the Twilight series, I'm not a preteen, I don't plan on marrying Robert Pattinson, and I'm not a dribbling psycho fangirl either. And to be honest, I think that guy from the Harry Potter movies is kind of unnattractive. (Don't go homicidal on me for saying that). But I continue to find all of the MLIA's funny as hell, and I just love the whitty averageness of everyone here! See, Twilight fans and HP fans can get along.
I love both. Twilight&&Harry Potter.
But I have to admit.
This is pretty funny(:
OMG!!!!!
You dont know how long i've been waiting for someone to write that Harry Potter is better than twilight. I've loved HP sice i was like......5 or 6!!! THE LAST BOOK IS THE BEST
LONG LIVE HARRY POTTER
I find that Twilight is a good book. Sure it isn't the best book I've ever read though it was still pretty good. The movie was nothing compared to the book and they even added in fake scences when they could have just gone by the book. If you people don't like Twilight that's not my problem though I don't want you telling me the book sucked.
Hahahahaha--no.
to be truly average is to like all books equally. i love you all
Twilight was a poorly written series that had no plot, was full of holes, had flat characters, and was a literary abomination. Harry Potter isn't "full of douche bags", as you put it. So, HP wins.
umm u r one of the biggest hypocrites ever! u say we r mean but then u were mean!!!!! think about it! and harry potter is twice the man edward will evr be no matter how hard edward tries to be cool
I have been a fan of Harry Potter for years. I read Twilight just to see what all the fuss was about. The first book was okay until the sparkling. The last book seemed like fanfiction of fanfiction.I am a huge fan of vampires and I read vampire books all the time. Twilight is such a disgrace to the vampire genre. Harry Potter is better written, has a more interesting plot, and is just made of win all around.
3 words. twilight=fail
Silly commenter, an equals sign isn't a word! :)
YESSS!
Iove this to death.
i hate twilight with a burning rage.
and i love harry potter. grew up with the book.
was a very good pillow.
im glad people have good taste.
I don't have anything against Harry Potter, but I'm a little sick of the Harry Potter posts. They were funny the first couple of times, but now it's just getting old.
This MLIA is wonderful.
I had a tattoo of a little red apple on my ankle because I was very proud of living in NYC ("the big apple") and got approached at least once a week by some Twilight fangirl practically squealing herself into a literature-coma and asking if the ink was done for Twilight and would then talk my ear off about some sparkly-vampire (aka horrific) plotline that I knew nothing about. After finally getting curious enough about what all the excitement was about, I finally picked up the books for myself and read them. Within the next week I got my apple tattoo covered up because I never wanted to associate anything permanently on my skin with that mediocre series. Just thought I'd share my story. Don't get me wrong, the books are "OK" (at most) but definitely not tattoo worthy. I still can't believe it cost me that much pain/trouble to avoid further Robert Pattinson squealage. Now HP, on the other hand, is definitely awesome enough to stop and chat about on the street with random strangers.
I'm proud to say that HP has been my drug of choice since 1992 and all other fans/readers just have a little something extra about them to enjoy. Hopefully you all know what I mean. You guys = love.
Don't get me wrong. I love HP too, actually i'm totally obsessed with reading and writing fanfics about it among other things but how has HP been your drug of choice since 1992 when it was first published in 1997?
This MLIA is wonderful.
I had a tattoo of a little red apple on my ankle because I was very proud of living in NYC ("the big apple") and got approached at least once a week by some Twilight fangirl practically squealing herself into a literature-coma and asking if the ink was done for Twilight and would then talk my ear off about some sparkly-vampire (aka horrific) plotline that I knew nothing about. After finally getting curious enough about what all the excitement was about, I finally picked up the books for myself and read them. Within the next week I got my apple tattoo covered up because I never wanted to associate anything permanently on my skin with that mediocre series. Just thought I'd share my story. Don't get me wrong, the books are "OK" (at most) but definitely not tattoo worthy. I still can't believe it cost me that much pain/trouble to avoid further Robert Pattinson squealage. Now HP, on the other hand, is definitely awesome enough to stop and chat about on the street with random strangers.
I'm proud to say that HP has been my drug of choice since 1992 and all other fans/readers just have a little something extra about them to enjoy. Hopefully you all know what I mean. You guys = love.
This MLIA is wonderful.
I had a tattoo of a little red apple on my ankle because I was very proud of living in NYC ("the big apple") and got approached at least once a week by some Twilight fangirl practically squealing herself into a literature-coma and asking if the ink was done for Twilight and would then talk my ear off about some sparkly-vampire (aka horrific) plotline that I knew nothing about. After finally getting curious enough about what all the excitement was about, I finally picked up the books for myself and read them. Within the next week I got my apple tattoo covered up because I never wanted to associate anything permanently on my skin with that mediocre series. Just thought I'd share my story. Don't get me wrong, the books are "OK" (at most) but definitely not tattoo worthy. I still can't believe it cost me that much pain/trouble to avoid further Robert Pattinson squealage. Now HP, on the other hand, is definitely awesome enough to stop and chat about on the street with random strangers.
I'm proud to say that HP has been my drug of choice since 1992 and all other fans/readers just have a little something extra about them to enjoy. Hopefully you all know what I mean. You guys = love.
This MLIA is wonderful.
I had a tattoo of a little red apple on my ankle because I was very proud of living in NYC ("the big apple") and got approached at least once a week by some Twilight fangirl practically squealing herself into a literature-coma and asking if the ink was done for Twilight and would then talk my ear off about some sparkly-vampire (aka horrific) plotline that I knew nothing about. After finally getting curious enough about what all the excitement was about, I finally picked up the books for myself and read them. Within the next week I got my apple tattoo covered up because I never wanted to associate anything permanently on my skin with that mediocre series. Just thought I'd share my story. Don't get me wrong, the books are "OK" (at most) but definitely not tattoo worthy. I still can't believe it cost me that much pain/trouble to avoid further Robert Pattinson squealage. Now HP, on the other hand, is definitely awesome enough to stop and chat about on the street with random strangers.
I'm proud to say that HP has been my drug of choice since 1992 and all other fans/readers just have a little something extra about them to enjoy. Hopefully you all know what I mean. You guys = love.
My mom told me to tell you "well. shut up."
But twilight is ew, so thank you for having good taste :]
this fight is RIDICULOUS!
hahahaa. i would love to that spell.
i love both books. Im not crazy obsessed with either one.
Thank you for this.
Freaking Awesome Guy LOL
yay for being average!
I Happen to love Both series. these books have nothing in common there for they should not be juged together. Each book has a diffrent aspect that Each reader my find intresting at a diffrent point. It does not make theses series any less captivating.
Twilight was AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!! (well...the book was atleast...the movie was eh) and I can't wait for New Moon!!!!!!!! (the book was ohawesome and i hope the movie is) =)))))))
I agree Harry Potter is better then twilight I AM A HUG FAN OF THE HARRY POTTER BOOKS AND MOVIES!!!!! lol
Harry Potter is freaking awesome.
Enough said.
BEST MLIA STORY EVER - TWIILIGHT SUCKS !!
I see no point in insulting a Twilight fan or a Harry Potter fan.
I've been in love with both series for a while now and I'm not some rabid fangirl of either.
Both series have their downfalls and both have their stereotypical fans that ruin it for everyone else.
No one deserves death wishes because of this.
Cedric Diggory > Edward Cullen
Harry Potter > Edward Cullen
Ron Weasely > Jasper Cullen
Hermoine Granger > Alice Cullen
Ginny Weasely > Bella Swan
Hogwarts > Forks, Washington
Harry Potter > Twilight
I think this is amazing...it just made my night. thank you!
Harry potter is better times ONE MILLION!!!
After reading a few of these posts, I get the feeling that all Harry Potter fans are asses. Why do you hate Twilight so much? I bet half of you never even read Harry Potter or Twilight. And I don't see how you can "hate twilight with a burning rage". That pisses me off. If you really did, you would have burned all of the Twilight books you could get your hands on. And stop saying that you hate Twilight because everyone else says so.
I predict this will start a Harry potter vrs twilight War! I side with the vampiric harry potter.
Thank God!!
i hate both
your awsome
twilight sooooo beats HP
HELL YAH!
Ive noticed this too
I love the harry potter ones
xD
Ive never read a twilight one *wipes sweat away* Phew!
hell yes!
The world ruined twilight for the rest of us. Robert pattinson is SOOOOO NOT hot enough to ever even stand close to Edward. True twilight fans read the books before the movies came out. I'm now ashamed to call myself a twilight fan because of the CRAP the world has soiled it with.
Amen.
Twilight = lameness.
Harry Potter = pure genius.
i'm not sure if its a good thing that this actually made my night.
it's probably because the average person doesn't like the below average story Twilight is especially when compared to Harry Potter.
if you like twilight, you are not average
So this means that being average is the same thing as fitting in. And it requires you to read the Harry Potter series. I'd rather not.
A+
potter puppet pals anyone?
omg i love potter puppet pals!! its so funny!
snape snape severus snape, dumbledore!!
As stated by someone else above...Twilight and HP are two totally different types of books. Can someone not like both of them?? Yes...the twilight MOVIE sucked...they didn't have the money it takes to make a fabulous movie...hopefully New Moon will be better. I do love the Twilight saga books...but also i am not obsessed...and i do like the HP movies...again...definately NOT obsessed...the end!
thank you!
oh ya twilight sux! go harry potter!
yeah baby! harry potter rules!!!
Edward Cullen isn't even a man. He cant carry you up a tree, he's a fictional character.
Harry potter saved the world! beat that edward!
Seconded.
Yeah! No offense to Twilight fans, it sucks. GO HARRY POTTER! ^_^
im glad we have the same prespective
every few days ill hear the word sparkle or vampire and i shout VAMPIRES DONT SPARKLE THEY OBLIDERATE IN SUNLIGHT fangirls get pissed at me. i argue for like 15 minutes with like 2 at a time until i finally come up with a resolution. team jacob or team edward. one day both girls said team jacob... i was like ok so vamps dont sparkle end of story. they stared at me blankly... O.o
Finally! Someone understands that twilight sucks
i have to admit, although i love twilight, the movie sucked. harry potter has always been great!
although i do like the twilght series, but...Harry Potter all the way!!!
ok so i like both harry potter and twilight. and yes harry potter is amazing, but if you haven't read twilight (because yeah, the movie wasnt that good) then you really cant say anything because its lame to hate something just because a lot of people love it. just saying.
i hate twilight.
:]
Im a twilight fan... lol you all are going to hide this XP...
fail by saying that you made one about twilight henceforth FAIL
i like twlight, what are you trying to say?
Yes, I agree, we do have good taste in not obsessing about twilight.
this MLIA is win. complete, utter, epic win.
oooo i marked it bad am i not gonna "live my life to its full extent" ya right i now feel very accomplished for saying its bad so shut yor hatin mouth or join the fun!
HARRY POTTER RULES!!!
They both have pros and cons. HP is more Twilight is more mature. They don't need to be rivals. I love them both. There us nothing wrong with that because both book series (or movie sagas) have good and bad points. I won't puck favorites, but this is crazy.
I LOVE HARRY!!!!! The writing is so much better than twilight's.
There is so much wrong with this whole entire debate. I mean, I really don't like Twilight at all. I dislike it so much I think I twitch a little when I think about it. However, I did give it all a try. I've read all the books, but when I reached number 4, I hated it. I even tried to rekindle my feelings for it before Breaking Dawn, and it just didn't work. And then all of the hype came about and it was just a downward spiral and now I can't stand it. I realize how bad the writing is and how selfish the story line is.
However, I am a huge Harry Potter fan. Not only do I really admire the writing style and J.K. Rowling's amazing ability to create a whole new world along side our own and develop such deep characters, but I have a lot of emotional attachment. My best friend and I met over this series.
So knowing what it is like on both sides, I do agree with this MLIA.
That aside, since I don't really know where I was going with that anyway, I'd like to throw a comment at those who are saying "grow up and stop reading fantasy books, they're all dumb, blah blah blah" I think we should all have a moment of silence for their inner child.
And I'd also like to point out that people really need to be careful about what they say. Like when a fan says something like "Twilight is better, BITCHZZZZZZ!!!" or the really fail-tastic post "Twilight is better than HP, so put that in your juice box and SUCK IT!" we're aren't going to take you seriously and it's just going to support our schema that Twilight fans are immature. However, there are plenty of comments by HP fans that would support the idea that we are all nerds and a-holes.
And finally... come on. Don't just say "Harry Potter sucks" or "Twilight sucks," give a good argument. And I feel totally secure in having a full out war of the worlds on the comment board, because guess what: MLIA!
i love you
finally i found some one who has a brain... i love u!
i enjoy this post very much. HP=WIN
lol am I the only one who likes both HP and Twiight? I'm not gonna get pissy about it like most Twihards do, but sometimes I get sad because all the Twilight lovers never know what I'm talking about whenever I relate things to HP, and the HP fans get mad at me everytime i mention the word Twilight(at least the one's I know). can't there be peace between the two for once? :/
Amen once again.
Whether you like Twilight or not, go here:
http://stoney321.livejournal.com/317176.html
Now. Don't ask any questions. Just go. I promise you that you'll die laughing. Yes, even you, Twilight fans.
On an unrelated note, who came up with the term "Twihard"? I hope they realize that it gives easy access to the insult "Twitard". Yeah, not a very smart plan, whoever came up with that term.
i love you for saying this.
AHEM!!!
It is possible to love both Twilight and Harry Potter...right? But HP does have the best movies, and books.
I am a huge fan of twilight but im also glad that everyone pretty much hates twilight on MLIA. Cause i also love harry potter so its fine for me.
all it proves is that people that go to this site like harry potter more than twilight, and in reality the average person doesnt really go here
ive sorta deccided ill just let ppl do what they want cuz some ppl r stubborn or they just have a strong opinion like me so whatever. im still totally and completely for harry potter but im kinda sorta over the fight
so THIS is how all of this started...*grumble grumble*
dude harry potter pwns all. end of story.
No. The story continues. Twilight is more mature that HP. I DO like harry potter (see my above story) but no need to diss this who don't.
Harry: more complicated
Twilght: more mature
Harry: more intellectual
Twilight: more appealing
Harry: a little Borong
Twilight: a little shallow.
Sees. Neither is better, Renalak. There different. Anyone gottya problem with that?
I have a problem with your horrid spelling and grammar...
Back in the day when New Moon hadn't taken over MLIA.
Harry Potter does pwn. but sadly there are a few book/movie-that-must-not-be-named posts. thankfully they are mostly about people making fun of book/movie-that-must-not-be-named
New Moon recently devoured all posts here, sadly.
Well, 90% of these are also bashing it, so while the posts suck, it doesn't go against the bad taste statement. ...But they still suck. :(
I thinks it because there is a website called mylifeistwilight.com
thank you lace9876 i don't get why every one downs twilight
So right!!! This is so true!
By the way, i did read the books. And yes, even the books absolutely PALE in comparison to HP. Get a life vamp kids.
TWILIGHT SUCKS! HAPY POTTER RULES! IF YOU LIKE TWILIGHT YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE!
It's Harry Potter, not Hapy.
Then im not average cuz Taylor in New Moon is hot
AGREED!!!!
Can't you Twilight fans see you only like Twilight cause of those guys? I mean, Harry Potter is obviously so much better cause it has a GOOD PLOTLINE. It's not some random emo girl falling in love with a sparkling vampire. You just can't see Harry Potter's awesomeness because you're all Muggles. Harry Potter will perform Crucio on your precious Jacob and go Avada Kedavra on that sparkling vampire's sorry ass.
PS: Harry Potter has his own Werewolf and his own Vampire.
Remus Lupin and Rufus Scrimgeour.
PPS: JK Rowling can kick Stephanie Mayer's ass anytime. Anywhere.
chyeahh!!!well said Lovegood
bah humbug
i think twiligt has a GOOD PLOTLINE too!! If you dis on twwilight then ppl will dis on harry potter!
As you can see on my coment above, I express my hatred towards that series. I'm a 13 year old girl. Hope for humanity is not completely lost.
MLIA :) http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1007755
Books that have antagonists' who's face is flat with slits for a nose automatically wins. Oh and the HP world isn't covered in various shades of blue as if stricken by frostbite or something.
HELL YEA!!!
Average people are obsessed with Harry Potter. Exceptional people are waaaaaayy over it. lol. (and yeah Twilight is sub-normal, just fyi)
I don't really like either at the moment, and I have good reason. I live in another country, and I am unable to get books in the language that I can read :(.(My life is still average, except for the language barrier). So I can't read Harry Potter, even though after hearing people's reviews I would kind of like to read it. I can get the movie- is it as good as the books? Twilight- I used to like it. I wasn't a fangirl- I never went to the premieres, never set my username or password as iloveedward or whatever. Then, after reading the books again for the tenth time, I realized that they were actually kind of boring. The characters were unrealistic and stuff like that. So, I gave up on it. Plus, I was forced to watch New Moon the other night, and the only entertaining part is the subtitles. (They were in Chinglish, look it up if you don't know what it means). Also, I think it is okay to disagree (my two best friends are HP lovers, and another friend loves Twilight :)) it's not okay to wish people would die because they read different books. A lot of people like both. They are completely different, but they are thrown together a lot because they are both fantasy and both very popular (maybe for different reasons?). This is just my opinion :)
i like both books, but harry potter is definetly better in general....and the lack of twilight posts is probably to do with the fact that twilight fans have their own website called 'MLIT - my life is twilight' =S
Talk about good taste, add The Hunger Games trilogy to your book collections.
Damn right!
I like both books, too.
id say its bout the same.
harry potter sucksss.
loveee twilight!
im pretty sure you got like a bizillion comments like that, oh well.
i agree with you keri823
harry potter sucks
like who wants to read like 8 books about a friken wizard
and i rather be a vampire you live longer you bitches
Harry Potter owns all except the Lightning Theif
But most of them now are about Harry Potter owning Twilight.
i don't like either but i prefer HP
Harry Potter i THE best and twilight just sucks
thats because twilight has its own website called 'my life is twilight'. suck on that!
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