MyLifeIsAverage - Life is pretty normal today

Last night, after I thought all of the trick-or-treaters were gone, a boy of about 14 years of age came to my house. He was dressed all in red. Instead of saying 'trick-or-treat', he said 'I'm your period, sorry I'm late.' He got my last jumbo bag of candy, and he restored all of my faith in his generation. MLIA

#261175 Comments: 11 Vote: average 10788meh 428Share

[ - ] musicman1225Good: 81Bad: 332 years, 2 months ago

That's amazing.

[ - ] MehehehfulGood: 60Bad: 662 years, 2 months ago

what if you were a man...

[ - ] GlitterWalrusGood: 11Bad: 610 months, 2 weeks ago

How do you know he's not a man?

[ - ] mandyzaweirdoGood: 25Bad: 232 years, 2 months ago

love it.

[ - ] lucyjtGood: 25Bad: 172 years, 1 month ago

LOL, hilarious

[ - ] bloom70Good: 24Bad: 392 years ago

Baloney.

[ - ] theroddlerGood: 6Bad: 211 year, 4 months ago

if he didn't arrive at all you'd be pregnant. from experience let me tell you that leads to lots of average (and plenty amazing). when you get hw preg does your belly build with sweets or ghoulspawn?

[ - ] dildoman1Good: 11Bad: 2311 months, 2 weeks ago

What a precocious prick. I'd kicked this kid's ass, old school.

[ - ] llamafish69Good: 5Bad: 1610 months ago

Go fuck yourself.

[ - ] DeadBeeGood: 54Bad: 78 months, 2 weeks ago

Fucking Stumble...

[ - ] TheDFRAGood: 5Bad: 06 months, 3 weeks ago

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