I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreaterbut what was in front of our open doorwas another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said Please knock. So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our costumes and tell us we were such cute trick or treaters! One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house. MLIA
This is hilarious. I almost didn't read it all on the submissions page, but I'm glad I did. xD
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I should do that sometime
Omg. BEST IDEA EVER! I'm so gonna steal it! Lol
SO awesome... I would like to meet these " old ladies" of whihc you speak
I know who I'm going to marry.
what's a college town? i want to re-live my childhood and grow up in one.
A town/city that a college is in.
I grew up in a college town (for a while) It was quite interesting, aside from the college kids partying until dawn and the sleepless nights I spent.
We have a big University and a big College. We also have a very small college. Nothing like this has ever happened to me!
I live in a college town stuff lik this always hppens
I just voted yes on this submission :D
This made me laugh like a maniac.
i am very jelous
omg awesome!!!!! I realllly want to do that now, I even have a door!!
I know what I'm doing for Halloween!
That's so insane haha. Lucky you (:
I Think i'm going to get my mom and my friends to do that!!!!!!!!!!! so funny!!!!!!!!!
Hahahaha that is freaking great! :D
This is fake. I've seen the article online(worded almost exactly the same)
Even if it is fake, at least they're not trying to seem cool or hot. Just sharing a funny story.
Me too. I stumbledupon it last week.
awesome, cite it for everyone instead of saying it to be sassy.
Well it happened in the college town I live in a good friend of mine did it with another guy, they were dressed as an old couple though... maybe it was the same people
this is fake.
Its been passed all over facebook and myspace since 2 halloweens ago...
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(720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
(514): My math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I'd be the Michael Phelps of this city!
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-->>> http://mydrunktexts.com/
(720): its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
(514): My math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
(781): I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
(208): if beer pong were an olympic sport, I'd be the Michael Phelps of this city!
(MDT): http://mydrunktexts.com/ - For those of you who turn into prolific and inappropriate texters after a few drinks, be warned: your SMS ramblings may end up as someone elses entertainment online.
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This is not average
"today i woke up and brushed my teeth. MLIA" Happy?
Today, I ate toast. MLIA
Today I was annoyed by a troll. MLIA
Today, I blinked. MLIA.
fyi commenters, when mlia first started, that's the kind of stuff that was posted. and it was funny, because it was average. this stuff is like, HEY, MY LIFE ISN'T FUCKED, BUT I'M GONNA LIE ABOUT SOME SHIT THAT HAPPENED TODAY
LOL if you don't like it don't comment??
D: YOUR LIFE IS AWESOME, NOT AVERAGE!
meh, awsome, aveage, they both start with A
Awesome! I wanna do that!!!
That's so awesome! It sounds like something me and my friends would want to do, but would never actually figure out the logistics of.
that is soooo funny!! what an awesome idea!
Dude that's awesome!
Not even CLOSE TO AVERAGE.
That was amazing. Wish I had witnessed it.
Ha! That's so cool. If my friends would do this with me, I'd so try it.
oh man, mee too.
That is AWESOME. Very creative idea they had. xD
this is also on bash.org.
So u totally stole this from a different website. Thats sad. I stumbled upon this a while ago.
MY mom sent me an email of this a few months ago. You definatly stole this
that is fucking genius
ROFL I probably wouldn't do it.. but I bet I know someone who will
awh that was nice of them! that's really cool... i wish that happened to me! you lucky duck
Wow. They win.
That is simply epic.
This is not average enough.
Today, I was still annoyed by a troll. MLIA.
i like how you put feeling into that post, im gonna start doing that
wow i might have to try that this year rotfl....
wow some people dont understand that if everything on this site was "average" it would be dull. ie. " today i woke up and brushed my teeth. MLIA" does that please your needs? sheesh!
Totally agree. A while ago I read the oldest posts on MLIA and it was sooooooooo boring...
This is a really funny story, but its probably a lie. Either way its still funyy. however, its NOT average. And you can say this is a bad post, but its still true. really sick of seeing non-average posts on MLIA. It completely defeats the purpose of the wbsite. This story was great, but definitly not average enough for this website.
" today i woke up and brushed my teeth. MLIA"
Most amazing thing I've heard all day!
this is so creative! i want to do this!
there is no doubt in my mind now, that i can't wait to be an old lady
holy cow BEST PRANK EVER!!!!!!
:D
Now I know what I'll do this Halloween x))
epic!!!
fake..............
That sounds like what my friend is gunna do this year! She wanted to hand out candy, but we persuaded her to come trick or treating with us. So shes gunna start out with her candy bag full and hand out to the houses!
You just made my day.
Amazing.
thats kind of awesome!!!!!
This is incredible.
I can't even explain how jealous I am of this awesome experience.
GUESS WHAT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE GOING TO BE THIS HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!
That wouldn't work in the Northeast US.
Every house I know has a front door that opens in, but a storm door that opens out. If you put a door in front of the target's door, they wouldn't be able to open the storm door because it would be blocked by yours.
I assume screen doors would cause the same problem in other parts of the country.
Stolen from elsewhere, unfortunately.
http://simonwillison.net/2009/Oct/4/trickortreat/
But it is a cool story
how the hell is this average.
These are the guys
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCaLZvoLF_U
HOLY SHIT THIS IS AMAZING!!
http://www.marco.org/204247723
www.tumblr.com/tagged/trickortreat
simonwillison.net/comments/
www.3dbuzz.com/vbforum/showthread.php?p=1481349
It's fake. This is all over the internet.
Oo! Caught red handed. Good job.
thats amazing.
I want this to happen to me this year.
THAT is a good idea.
I have never commented on a post before. I just registered on MLIA so i can tell you that THIS IS AWESOME!!
AH! I wish something like that would happen to me. But my life really IS average.
:D
THIS IS FUNNY. LIKE FUNNY FUNNY.[:
How big was this door that it could fit a "bunch" of college guys dressed as old ladies behind it without you seeing them until said door was opened?
mushbrain however small a door is, as long as it fills the opening the walls will hide the rest
I may have to do this next year
:o was just thinking that
I know who you are, Madeleine. xD
I live in a college town and nothing cool ever happens here. This is not average, it's hella cool. Wait, I didn't just say that.
i wish something like that would happen to me. no one reads MLIA near me, except my two best friends.
This was the funniest thing on here.. lol
this is the first funny story i have come across of the best of the year page
Mystery google is so wise to bring me to this story
lol. definetly gonna try that sometime :p
Lol those guys r amazin
BEST IDEA EVER!!!!
Those guys are awesome! :D im doing that one day :D
Effin amazing!
BIG smile came to my face when I read this one.
That is so sweet!! I wish that would happen to me :D
if only that would happen to ME.=)
Well, now I know what to do next Halloween :)
Actually after I read this, I got a bunch of guys together and did it this halloween.... Best halloween EVER.
shit. good thinking. haha
That's fuckin' awesome. XD
I've read this on the internet..
best mlia EVER!
omg dude thts hilarious i applauded u "old ladies" and i wanna say ur a very lucky they came over 2 ur house and gave U candy lucky thts funny i mite do tht :) BEST MLIA EVER!
i want this to happen to me.....
and i wana do it. exept we should try some drunkards LOL :)
Either you stole tis story from webkinz insider or you are from Webkinz Insider.
I wish this would happen to me. My life seems to average.
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