MyLifeIsAverage

Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA
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EsMuyVien Good: 38 Bad: 5 10 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I like
 
keel5991 Good: 10 Bad: 32 3 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i still dont get it. haha
 
1994Tri Good: 26 Bad: 3 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
On FML, there are hundreds of stories about someone having sex with someone that calls out a name that isn't his/hers.
 
Nitc Good: 2 Bad: 4 1 week, 4 days ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
In case you haven't noticed... this isn't FML.
 
theindievisual Good: 66 Bad: 4 10 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
this is so much more interesting than anything i've ever seen on fml.
 
Nerkle Good: 7 Bad: 19 4 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
though i think it's better for MLIG.
 
perez17 Good: 4 Bad: 123 10 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
So then thers another guy named Tommy? Think about it. N are you named after thoes socks? -m.R lOgIc-
 
hunter2279 Good: 8 Bad: 92 9 months, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
oh ya dat shit so average it off da hook man
 
Nitc Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 week, 4 days ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
. .. ...
 
iammeanttolive Good: 27 Bad: 2 9 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Well done.
 
InvincibleAgent Good: 11 Bad: 60 9 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
to some of us, your life is good. mylifeisg.com
 
JessTheMess Good: 25 Bad: 13 7 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i love you
 
tapdancer962 Good: 7 Bad: 2 9 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
haha! well thats a good thing!
 
stereopump Good: 7 Bad: 66 9 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Why is it women yell names during sex...?
 
Accio-Oreo Good: 35 Bad: 9 6 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
would you rathr they say nothing ? that wouldd freak me out o.O
 
Roseangel Good: 7 Bad: 51 8 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
what is if she yelled out "james" then what would you have done?
 
theronbigcat Good: 45 Bad: 3 8 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
if she yelled james, it would've been posted on FML
 
mightymattscramblerjr Good: 3 Bad: 137 5 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
excatly, thats not funny, something that would be if ur girlfriend yelled out someone elses name
 
icebat5000 Good: 11 Bad: 4 4 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Awesome.
 
MLIATOMUCH10 Good: 5 Bad: 49 8 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
haha i guess it was a get off me yell or a soothed keep on going yell
 
ihaveanormallife Good: 21 Bad: 4 8 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
That is freaking hilarious. [:
 
animetl Good: 46 Bad: 3 6 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
holy shit my names tommy also
 
igoonmlia Good: 66 Bad: 0 6 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
well now we know where she got that name.....
 
iHateAmanda Good: 3 Bad: 0 1 month, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
touche
 
crazywaffle124 Good: 6 Bad: 57 6 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
your life is average?? wierdo
 
jordy Good: 135 Bad: 6 6 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
today i didn't have sex...my life is average
 
Jared8Randall Good: 7 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hahahaha post that
 
angelofmusic2004 Good: 2 Bad: 0 3 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
haha love it
 
Ainsane Good: 30 Bad: 3 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
it's stories like this that make me happy to have MLIA at our disposal. i'm glad we do not have to turn to the darkside of FML. are we not the luckiest.
 
WewItsGeorgia Good: 8 Bad: 4 6 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
aww I laughed so hard :')
 
texastom87 Good: 6 Bad: 42 6 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
makes no sense. not funny at all.
 
sassykatt Good: 7 Bad: 44 5 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
exactly wat i thought why the hell would someone write somthing like this its disturbing. no one wants to know about other peoples sex life. well nomral people dont wanna know.
 
jessicaas Good: 6 Bad: 3 6 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
HAHAHAHAHAHA.
 
lockandkey Good: 16 Bad: 4 6 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Today, I read this MLIA post. It made my day. MLIA.
 
kmb33 Good: 6 Bad: 27 5 months, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
tmi.
 
BananaSomething Good: 14 Bad: 13 5 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
AHAHAHAHAHAA, THE POSTS WITH FML REFERENCE HAVE GOTTEN THE MOST LAUGHS OUT OF ME. LOVE THIS WEBBIE!
 
life-is-average Good: 9 Bad: 2 5 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hahaha looks like you're doing well then LOL
 
Lilyy Good: 7 Bad: 18 5 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ewww
 
Flatbelly Good: 16 Bad: 6 5 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
In my whole 10 minutes of searching through this site, this is my favorite MLIA so far.
 
which1spink9 Good: 13 Bad: 3 5 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Good for you.
 
jesspaprika Good: 6 Bad: 14 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
that is so fucking hilarious,it absolutely cracked me up
 
erikaaa Good: 13 Bad: 6 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
fml is lameeeee
 
nerd419 Good: 5 Bad: 30 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Wait... If your name is tommy, and she yelled tommy, how does that make sense?
 
PluvialisAquila Good: 29 Bad: 4 5 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
How doesn't that make sense?
 
sidnee Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 day, 17 hours ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
exactly
 
sharane_alvarez Good: 10 Bad: 4 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I think the quesion is...how does that make it funny?
 
CharybdusRage Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
It isn't supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be Average. Remember? My Life Is AVERAGE, not hilarious.
 
ardenfanatique Good: 3 Bad: 6 5 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hahahaha ^.^ fml reference
 
LCES Good: 9 Bad: 4 5 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
well Texastom87, if you dont like it then dont spoil our fun because we DO get it. Maybe you should try reading other posts and figuring it out from there.
 
sassykatt Good: 4 Bad: 26 5 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
the only reason you get it is because your dirty minded END OF STORY...
 
savhill Good: 8 Bad: 14 5 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Roseangel: If she had yelled out James then we would all know she was having sex with Harry Potter's dad or that she was in fact Lillie Potter. Question answered
 
siledifrepmes Good: 5 Bad: 1 5 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
loveee this
 
rockthemike2 Good: 4 Bad: 13 5 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
shit.
 
Sforzato Good: 11 Bad: 2 4 months, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This is how MLIAs should be.
 
Eaglesfan761 Good: 5 Bad: 4 4 months, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
OMG my name is Tommy too! If your girlfriend's name is Brittany too, I'm going to freak out! You must tell me!
 
fancypac Good: 4 Bad: 3 4 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
my name is also tommy
 
sidnee Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 day, 16 hours ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
my name is sydney :)
 
skysky44 Good: 14 Bad: 2 4 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i miss MLIAs like this. now its all about things that never happen and harry potter fanatic teachers:P this is true average here
 
icebat5000 Good: 4 Bad: 5 4 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
But Harry Potter fanatic teachers are the best teachers there are.
 
skysky44 Good: 2 Bad: 1 4 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ya true but ive never seen one well at least not at my school
 
tuba-hero Good: 6 Bad: 2 4 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
this is still my fav MLIA entry, well done :P
 
ifuaskmeifilovedhimidlie Good: 4 Bad: 1 4 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ha very creative
 
justtooavearge Good: 9 Bad: 1 4 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i love this.... so much better then FML stories lol
 
Doyoueverwonder Good: 12 Bad: 2 4 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
shouting "Thomas!" would be an interesting twist as well...
 
Amz23 Good: 1 Bad: 10 4 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
does get it??
 
Ridiculously-So Good: 13 Bad: 1 4 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Go Tommy!
 
fieldhockeyace9 Good: 2 Bad: 12 4 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ok really how is that funny?????
 
SnakesOnAPlane Good: 5 Bad: 2 4 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Cause it's a real MLIA duh, the other ones are fake and repetitive and cliche. This one is brilliant.
 
emily2039 Good: 2 Bad: 7 4 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I dont get it....
 
cyamour Good: 9 Bad: 0 4 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
to everyone who's saying that this is a brilliant MLIA: this is from way back, when MLIA was nothing more than a parody of FML. it's based off the trillions of FMLs where girlfriends shouted the wrong names. the end.
 
legato100 Good: 1 Bad: 1 3 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
The good ol' days. And I love how it took this many comments for someone to get that.
 
AshleyLikesTacoz Good: 3 Bad: 6 4 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Maybe it was Timmy.. :o
 
annelisenoelle Good: 5 Bad: 2 3 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i seriouslly just cracked up, and i dont laugh at a lot of these.
 
meier Good: 2 Bad: 8 3 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
hey dumb ass y wouldnt she!!!
 
harrypotterfreak Good: 2 Bad: 1 3 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
oooh lol, i get it now!!! at first i was a bit slow and i was like "who cares?" good one Tommy! :)
 
pilfrid Good: 6 Bad: 1 3 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I laughed really hard at this, but I laughed just as hard at the people who were grossed out by this or didn't get the reference.
 
mudmarsh Good: 2 Bad: 2 3 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
well i would say something disturbing... but... ya know my name might be tommy and i might have been there the night before with ur girlfriend... this is not average unless this happens often... ^-^ lol
 
averagejoe55 Good: 0 Bad: 3 3 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
This is one of my favorite posts ever.
 
bouncey Good: 9 Bad: 1 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
i acedently screamed my own name once
 
Jared8Randall Good: 2 Bad: 0 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
why not?
 
crazybouthorses97 Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
o good lord!!! hahah
 
flatsparetire Good: 0 Bad: 2 3 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
*high five*
 
GracesLifeIsAverage Good: 0 Bad: 1 3 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Hahahaha, i love this.
 
ghareses Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA i've been feeling like shit all day long, and with half an hour left before the day comes to end, this makes my day, i salute you.
 
gwoondre Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
well done!
 
HiJinx15 Good: 3 Bad: 4 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
dude...get.married.first!!!! again, there are no more boundaries in relationships anymore, are there? *head desk*
 
Keefe Good: 2 Bad: 1 1 month, 4 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
agreed, sex is for marriage...but it's still funny
 
miramira95 Good: 1 Bad: 1 2 months, 2 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
congrats
 
Maggalosaurus6767 Good: 2 Bad: 2 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
She yelled out the name Tommy..and your name is Tommy? Uhm..alright?
 
relentless Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
LMAO! :)
 
legitplayer Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ill say Yommy too. =)
 
ibejofurdtastic Good: 2 Bad: 1 2 months, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
At least it isn't about Harry Potter having sex.
 
animaluverz28000 Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Haha. Agreed my fellow average!! This is hoooottt
 
mndz95mkl Good: 2 Bad: 0 2 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
I don't get it.
 
narwhalsrule Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 months ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Yeah, I don't need it.
 
cloystermonkey7 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 month, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
nasty people
 
Courtosaur69 Good: 0 Bad: 1 1 month, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Thats very average xD
 
verymarshi Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month, 3 weeks ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
more like my life is g
 
pixin0 Good: 2 Bad: 0 1 month, 1 week ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Why do we care sicko...go tell someone else about your private life
 
SarahLuvsMLIA Good: 4 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Great, cuz we really needed to know about you and your girlfriend having sex while screaming your name.
 
Gingerbreaddhooray Good: 1 Bad: 0 2 days, 16 hours ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
agreed.
 
SNLforever Good: 0 Bad: 0 1 month ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
epic win
 
Pianopriss Good: 0 Bad: 1 3 weeks, 5 days ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
How is this funny if she called out Tommy... when your name is Tommy?
 
iwasbornaverage Good: 0 Bad: 1 2 weeks, 3 days ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
what is so average about her saying your name?
 
usnasherman1 Good: 1 Bad: 0 1 week, 5 days ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
We don't care about your damn sex life
 
Gingerbreaddhooray Good: 0 Bad: 0 2 days, 16 hours ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
we don't care
 
carrie12345 Good: 0 Bad: 0 18 hours, 12 minutes ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
ummmmm...get married then dont tell us about that...
 
Somefruits Good: 0 Bad: 0 12 hours, 43 minutes ago Below Average Comment Show/Hide
Dudes!!! It's funny because OP is mocking all the FML's about girlfriends screaming the wrong name. It certainly is quite average! :)
 
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