A fortnight ago I finally solved my rubiks cube. I waited two weeks to post this so that I could use the word fortnight.
oh and MLIA. my bad
really?
First comment of the best MLIA of the year. Well played.
first (non-spam) comment on the first comment of the best MLIA of the year.
demetri martin rip-off, get your own material
I noticed that as well...
ditto.
touche, i was just about to say that
hes a lame-o
yes demetri martin
"I'm gonna open a store and call it Chasm. It's gonna be just like the Gap but WAY bigger."
You are not Demetri Martin
Or is he? *myserious eyebrow raise*
you will never know
LOLOLOL
there's nothing cool about stealing jokes.
but Dane Cook did indeed steal from Demetri Martin, among other comedians.
only cuz he stole it from demetri martin
Yea Dmitri Martin.
the joke is I like when good things happen to me, but I wait two weeks to tell anyone because I like to use the word fortnight.
your life is average because you have to steal jokes from Demetri Martin. Look up 'Personal Information Waltz' on youtube.
I was totally thinking the same thing! I love Demetri Martin!
Hahahahah I love Demerti Martin...too bad his show "Important Things" is gone now =[
But it's coming back! The world may continue!
I'd "Average" Demetri Martin. Stealing jokes is lame. Sorry.
i dont know who demetri martin is but i laughed pretty hard at this.
Yeah, same here. I've never heard of this Demetri guy, but I definitely laughed at this post and wished I was the OP. Maybe he wasn't even aware that he was "stealing" the joke. He may have had the same thought as Demitri....
This is completely ripped off....but it is possible the he had the same thought as demetri after watching his stand up
lol, funny!
Don't steal from peoples comedy...
as long as u actually did the rubiks cube im fine wid u stealin average jokes
agreed
i really did solve it. and i can solve rubiks revenge, unless there is parity, then i just give up...
You ae not Demetri Martin, write your own jokes.
Now I actually know how long a fortnight is! I have always been too lazy to look it up, though I constantly read books that use it.
ME TOO.
me and my best friend have vocab high fives because we are that cool. and she is sitting next to me right now. and we both think you deserve one.
you should be proud. we dont let anyone else in but us two.
there were just 8999 "Average"s
i made it 9000
huzzah
YOU ARE SO COOL!
hahaha. the other day i looked at a rubix cube, picked it up, and then put it down realizing i couldn't solve it. MLIA
DEMETRI MARTIN COPIER!!!
I'm not Demtri Martin. I didn't steal jokes. This comment was lameeee.
i love you. dear god. will you marry me.
plz?
No way! You solved it? I spent my entire labor day weekend trying to solve one. Turns out, the answers are all online.
You forgot to end with "MLIA" you silly willy.
Why oh why didn't you build a fort a fortnight ago instead?
DEMETRI!!!!!!! im glad you guys are on the same page as me!
This is a Demetri Martin joke
At least you didn't fall down an escalator for an hour and a half.
i laughed harder at this then i did at the post
YES! AWESOME POST
i thought this was pretty funny!
why does everyone get pissed off cause he "stole" a joke from dimitri martain how do you "steel" a phrase?
Have you heard of plagiarism? How would you define that? Because I would say that that is stealing someone's idea without their permission. Or without giving them credit for it. I'm not saying that applies to MLIA.com, but that would be stealing a phrase.
And FYI, STEEL is a kind of metal. You STEAL someone else's joke.
STEEL is an alloy of more than one type of metal, correcting-person.
I don't think I have ever laughed so hard at an MLIA before... that is really freaking funny. I don't even know why I find it so hilarious.
:o
You stole from Demetri Martin.
We can never...EVER be friends now.
oh no, how will he ever go on?
im crying at the moment. you completely shattered my weekend....not.
Unless you are demetri martin... you've stolen a joke from the most average comedian i know. and now i must eat all of your cookies. FOREVER.
*thumbs up* nicely done.
ohhhh!! i am attempting to complete a rubiks cube.
EPIC WIN, my friend!
I like this no matter who said it first.
ahh i was wondering what this meant!! it is used in Harry Potter alll the time..
i just like this because you used the word fort night
Well played, my friend, well played.
I was going to rip on you for stealing a Demetri Martin joke, but I see we've got that pretty much covered.
Demetri Martin! It's nice to know that other people know he exists.
WAHHH.
Well, I'm glad to know I'm not the only Demetri Martin policeman out there.
this is my favorite.
ever. :D
YOU ARE MY HERO.(:
may i marry you?
someone else has previously asked. but you can be the runner up, or i can start a harem...i like the latter idea best.
Demetri Martin is my fav comedian, sooo there.
idiot.... how do u not know what a fortnight is
Demetri Martin is my hero.
screw you sir. im gonna 'meh' you so many times that your head will spin. GO DEMETRI
Should Demetri be sad that people are stealing his work, or proud that people like his work enough to be stealing it? Haha. I love Demetri Martin.
Haha, that is pretty wicked.
haha
fortnight
Way to rip off Dimitri Martin.
love that word
LOL. It took me a while to read this MLIA because I needed to stare at the word fortnight in awe a while before I could continue (becuase I hadn't heard it before, but it's my new fave word). I UNDERSTAND YOU. I UNDERSTAND.
Fortnight is awesome! FORTNIGHT!
I don't think I understand... why is everyone so amazed about the word 'fortnight'?
LOL. Fornight. New favourite word? I think so.
http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/491767
I am in love with your username. Even if you did spam....
Demetri Martin, Tsk Tsk
you don't use "Fortnight" before ago. lol. average. :] but it's funny
See i dont blame you for ripping off demetri martins stand up...hes a really funny dude but what bugs me is you have yet to admit you stole it and your trying to pass it as your own
I'd do something like that.
AWESOME!
Now I know what a fortnight is. Thanks!
how do you know who wrote the story
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http://mylifeisaverage.com/s/1464037
i marked it average so it would be all 5's =]
LOL
i voted this to be a MLIA
so what was demetri's joke???
haha nice
Fortnight is an awesome word!
i dont get it
u phail
Whoever posted this story, I love you, and if you're a guy, I fully intend on marrying you.
I know a Demetri Martin joke a mile away, phayl
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