Average word of the day:
MyLifeIsAverage
Life is pretty normal today.
Today, I was at a store when I saw a poster for Twilight. I was upset because there were not any Harry Potter posters, but then I noticed someone drew a lightening bolt on Edward's head. This throughly pleased me. MLIA
A few weeks ago, at school, they called an "emergency" assembly. The head of students took the stage and proceeded to tell us how ashamed she was that graffitti was happening in the school etc etc. Turns out, someone wrote "The Chamber of Secrets has been opened!" in red paint on the bathroom walls. Genius. MLIA
Today I was at a baseball game when I noticed a woman in front of me take a picture of her boyfriend and herself. I leaned down and made a creepy face behind them and made it into their picture. I felt sneaky. MLIA
Today while voting on submissions, I read an MLIA that had multiple big words in it. I automatically voted yes, just because this person sounded smart. I still have no idea what it was about. MLIA
Today I was exploring the Mii channel on my Wii when I came across the Mii of my ex-boyfriend. I picked him up by his freckled face and shook him around the screen for a good thirty seconds. I felt really good after that. MLIA
Today, on my way to soccer practice, I accidently hit the button on my remote control for the garage door opener. Since I was miles away from my house, I was confident my garage would stay closed and secure. I pressed the button again just to make sure. MLIA
Today, I mistakenly went to oogle.com instead of google.com, I laugh when I read "Due to the Economy G has been laid off" on oogle.com's front page. Best discovery ever. mlia
Today, I saw a little boy wearing the same Spiderman shirt I had on. I'm a 21 year old girl. We high fived. MLIA.
Today, my mom and I ordered pizza from Dominos online. We then proceeded to sit there watching the pizza tracker until it arrived. It was really exciting. MLIA.
Today, I brought a Harry Potter book to the bathroom with me for some reading material. An hour later, I remembered that I was in the bathroom. MLIA
Today we were having guests for dinner, and my mom asked me to go buy mac and cheese for the son of the couple coming over. Since she wanted to impress the family, she asked me to get the best kind available. I came home with Spiderman shaped. When my mom saw, she was not pleased. The kid loved it. I win. MLIA.
Today my mom called Dell to check on the status of her order. They could not help her because their computers were down. I laughed. MLIA.
Today, While waiting for my toast, I decided to stare at the toaster so it would scare me when it pops out. It was successful. I found my new favorite game. I ate 7 slices of toast this morning. MLIA.
Today, I secretly programmed my friend's computer to say, in a creepy guy's voice, "Please don't touch me there" whenever she presses the delete key. I hope she is a poor typist. MLIA.
Today, I went to the doctor. Since I'm 20, I was embarrassed to still be going to the pediatrician, until I remembered that adult doctors don't give you stickers. I still had to steal a sticker while the doctor wasn't looking because she overestimated my maturity. MLIA
