Best of This Year
the other day my mom was playing scrabble on a gameboy.she had put down 'yes' on the game and the computer put an E before it. my mom spent 5 minutes saying,"e-yes is not a word!it can't put that on there!" my 8-year-old brother leaned over and then said,"mom,that says 'eyes'".MLIA.
Today, my sixteen year-old brother went trick-or-teating with his friends. It's the 30th of May. MLIA
A couple weeks ago, on the first day of school, we got an assignment. What was it? To write an essay. About how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. What class? AP world history. MLIA
Today, someone told me that it takes a lifetime to forget someone. My reply? "My dad once forgot me at the dance studio." MLIA
I want to make a book of all the MLIAs and I want to finish it by summer. If you agree with me, click average, and if not, click meh. If I get 7777 averages, then I'll make the book. However, if I get 4444 mehs, then I won't make the book. Come on, click average for a bunch of Tw*l*ght hating, Harry Potter loving, Nerf gun shooting, ninja vs pirate fighting, frickin average people to be put in one AVERAGE book. Also, comment on what I should name the book.
Today, I saw a guy riding a unicycle downtown. But he wasn't just riding a unicycle. He was riding a unicycle and playing a guitar at the same time. MLIA.
Today, after getting off work from my on-campus job, my friend and I discovered that someone had put soap in the big fountain outside, and that a group of people were all playin in the mountain of bubbles that had formed. Us college students played in freezing fountain water and bubbles for at least an hour. OLAA.
Today, my fellow mlia-ers. I am doing something special and importent. While you see a lot of OH VOTE FOR THIS vote for that!!! posts, I can guarantee you with all my heart, that this is real. One of my friends has tried to commit suicide multiple times, and I learned of this only recently. A group of terrible people at a different school got a petition signed saying 235 people hated her and thought she should kill herself. Well, I love her and there's no way I'm letting that happen. So I want at least 250 votes for her. MLI not so A, and neither is hers. Its special, and I want to be able to say that she's around tomorrow, next week, and next year.
Today while texting a friend i was writing Twilight and my phone changed it to Toilet. I don't know how or why, but I think I will be keeping this phone for a long time. MLIA