Best of This Year
Today I typed in "I'm a short kid" in the google search bar. Then I hit I'm feeling lucky. It sent me to a website that started playing "I'm a little tea pot". MLIA
Today, my Cross Country coach was telling me to eat healtier, the differences in carbohydrates, eating complex sugars and starches and the like, and he gave me a tip for eating fruits and vegetables. He said "You need to eat all the colors in the rainbow, because each color gives you a different aspect you need in your diet."
I replied, "Coach, all I need for that is a package of skittles."
MLIA
Today, I read this post: "Today, i was really bored, so i typed in www.imaninja.com, expecting it to be some kind of weird telemarketing website, but instead, it was a plain black screen. Well played ninjas, well played. MLIA." Have you tried highlighting the page? Well you should! ;) MLIA.
My gifted class literally has "gullible" written on the ceiling. OurLIA
Today, I had a talk with my little sister's friend. She has an incredibly low self-esteem and was crying that she thought she was ugly and talentless, and complaining about why she couldn't be more like Miley Cyrus. I said she was wrong, that she was way cooler than that disgusting Miley Cyrus, and told her that I bet I could get 1,000 people to agree with me. Guys, together we can mend her confidence! So MLIAers: who's cooler, Miley or Kaitlyn? Average for Kaitlyn, meh for Miley. Let's go! MLIA
Today I was having an argument with my sister when she tried to storm off. She ran into the sliding door. HLIA
Today my sister said *gasp* that MLIA was lame, and that she doubts that more than two hundred people go on here. So I made a bet with her. If I can get this posted and 1000 People to click "Average" before next week, then she will wear a banana suit to school when we get back with a sign taped on her back that says "My sister is smart." If I lose, then I have to do the same. I stuck up for MLIA! Come one, help me out people! MLIA
Today, my friends and I were talking about how awful tw*l*ght is. My one friend said she was on team Cedrc Diggory, the other said she was on team guy who almost hit Bella with his car. I said I refuse to be on team guy who almost hit Bella with his car. Why? He missed. MLIA.
The other day, I was asked a question...Who would win in a fight between Voldemort and Darth Vader? I believe there is now a new debate over wizards or jedi. Click average for wizards and meh for jedi. MLIA