MyLifeIsAverage

Today, me and my dad were listening to the radio, and this song comes on that says, "Only the good die young." My dad and I exchange looks and I say, "I think I'll be bad." MLIA.

Today, I had a talk with my little sister's friend. She has an incredibly low self-esteem and was crying that she thought she was ugly and talentless, and complaining about why she couldn't be more like Miley Cyrus. I said she was wrong, that she was way cooler than that disgusting Miley Cyrus, and told her that I bet I could get 1,000 people to agree with me. Guys, together we can mend her confidence! So MLIAers: who's cooler, Miley or Kaitlyn? Average for Kaitlyn, meh for Miley. Let's go! MLIA

Today, my Cross Country coach was telling me to eat healtier, the differences in carbohydrates, eating complex sugars and starches and the like, and he gave me a tip for eating fruits and vegetables. He said "You need to eat all the colors in the rainbow, because each color gives you a different aspect you need in your diet." I replied, "Coach, all I need for that is a package of skittles." MLIA

Today, I read this post: "Today, i was really bored, so i typed in www.imaninja.com, expecting it to be some kind of weird telemarketing website, but instead, it was a plain black screen. Well played ninjas, well played. MLIA." Have you tried highlighting the page? Well you should! ;) MLIA.

Today I typed in "I'm a short kid" in the google search bar. Then I hit I'm feeling lucky. It sent me to a website that started playing "I'm a little tea pot". MLIA

My gifted class literally has "gullible" written on the ceiling. OurLIA

Today I was having an argument with my sister when she tried to storm off. She ran into the sliding door. HLIA

Today, my friends and I were talking about how awful tw*l*ght is. My one friend said she was on team Cedrc Diggory, the other said she was on team guy who almost hit Bella with his car. I said I refuse to be on team guy who almost hit Bella with his car. Why? He missed. MLIA.

Today, I went to Wal-Mart and got a 150 foot roll of bubble wrap. life. complete. MLIA

Today I was with my grandma at work at a hospital. I got tiered of walking around and decided to sit in a wheelchair. One of the doctors came by, looked at me, and greeted me. This was one of my grandmother's best friends, so my grandma introduced us, and I stood up to shake his hand. His jaw dropped and his eyes flew wide open. He practically yelled, "Your legs! They work again!" Confused I turned around, saw the wheelchair I was in, and screamed "Yes it's a miracle!" And my grandma broke out laughing. MLIA