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Best of This Year

Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn't want my arms to get cold. MLIA
#1573 Comments: 78 Vote: average 42036 meh 831
Today I won a million dollars, but I closed out of the pop-up anyway. MLIA
#907 Comments: 39 Vote: average 39864 meh 1996
Today I found out that FML have published a book. I then sent an email to MLIA asking if they would publish a book. Their reply was only if I could get a MLIA posted that had support from at least 10,000 people. Come on guys, for the sake of an MLIA book. MLIA

not true, but we'll look into it
#205198 Comments: 791 Vote: average 39500 meh 6269
Four years ago, when i was 18, i noticed that at night my front window is very reflective so i was pretending to dive in slow motion and shoot, dual pistol style. Suddenly a really hot girl walked past and i was startled and fell over. Embarrassed i waited for a bit and then stood up. As i stoop up i saw her slowly shooting an imaginary rifle from behind a car. We then proceeded to do this for 10 minutes until she did an extremely dramatic death. She wasn't getting up so i went outside to meet her. Once i got to where she was, there was nothing but a piece of paper with a mobile number on it. Today, we are getting married. MLIA
#409321 Comments: 218 Vote: average 39137 meh 1112
Today, my calculus teacher told me if I get a MLIA story posted about him, I can be excused from my next unit test. I'm counting on all you average people to post this and let me spend that two hour test period reading MLIA in my snuggie back at my dorm. MLIA
#156272 Comments: 15 Vote: average 37778 meh 2280
Today I realized that for every story on this website about yelling out a Harry Potter spell and having a complete stranger respond, there's probably a ton where no one responded and it became extremely awkward. I learned that in the elevator today. MLIA
#48719 Comments: 12 Vote: average 37587 meh 962
Today, the whole world came crashing down on me, so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall. MLIA
#1364 Comments: 56 Vote: average 37521 meh 1635
Recently, my girlfriend and I have been reading through MLIA every night. Last night I asked her to marry me. She said "I'll marry you the day you get a story submitted on MLIA." So, I'm couting on you guys. Kayla, will you marry me?
#170832 Comments: 39 Vote: average 37229 meh 4157
Today, as I was waiting on line at a store, I noticed the cashier had a British accent. When it was my turn, I faked a British accent in conversation. He asked me where I was from, so I admitted that I was faking. His British accent disappeared as he said, "Me too." MLIA.
#97815 Comments: 88 Vote: average 37105 meh 643
Today, my mom told me to clean my room because the cleaning lady is coming tomorrow. I'm still confused. MLIA
#27277 Comments: 63 Vote: average 36139 meh 1302

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