Best of This Year
On the last day of school, my P.E. teacher broke us up into groups and let each group make up a game. It was one group's genius idea to make us all stand in the middle of the gym while they threw rubber chickens at us. I got hit several times and it hurt like crazy. It's ok, though, because I had an epic slap mark in the shape of a chicken on my leg for several days after. MLIA.
Today, I tried using a coupon to "buy one drink get one free", but when I handed it to the check-out guy he said it expired. Suddenly, my 12-year-old sister whips something out of her pocket. Looking around, she slides the paper over the counter, discreetly whispering, "Maybe this will, ah, change your mind." The guy took a look at it, then after looking around, slyly slid a small wrapped cookie over the counter, giving it to us for free. As we left the store, I asked what she gave him. Turns out she just grabbed the first thing that she could reach....which was a flyer for senior citizens violin lessons. MLIA.
Today, i read the story "Today, I realized that I still unconsciously hold on to my childhood tendency to run, leap and dive onto my bed rather than just getting in because I don't want the boogeyman to grab my feet. I'm almost 16, and it seems like a legitimate method of prevention to me. MLIA", i sure am glad that i'm not the only one. MLIA
Today, I just realised you can type the word "average" with just your left hand. I bet you just tried, didn't you? MLIA
You have all heard abut the recent Japanese earthquakes and nuclear diaster. I am well off and have decided to donate $1 for every Average vote I get and to ignore any mehs and all money will go to charaties comment for your favorite charities and I will donate to the charity with the most comments for it. Help Japan MLIA!
Today, I was with my family at the store. I was complaining, when my dad said really loudly, "SHUT UP, I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU." MLIA.
Today, while in Bio, my friend answered a question completely and utterly wrong. My teacher, instead of the usualy "nice try", or "sorry, that's wrong" decided to blurt out "No! You under-evolved Homosapiensapien! That answer is incorrect!!!!"...She is known as the quiet teacher. Needless to say, I will never call someone stupid again.MT(eachers)LIA
Today, I planned out my birthday party. We're going to have a piñata, dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, sidewalk chalk, coloring books and crayons, balloons, those colorful swirly lollipops, candy necklaces, temporary dinosaur tattoos, and Juicy Juice. I'm turning 15. MLIA
Today, I felt really bored so I typed in www.wwwdotcom.com
It said "Attention: You have reached the very last page of the Internet. We hope you have enjoyed your browsing. Now turn off your computer and go outside."
Since when did the internet have an end?! I'd like to know. MLIA