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On the last day of school, my P.E. teacher broke us up into groups and let each group make up a game. It was one group's genius idea to make us all stand in the middle of the gym while they threw rubber chickens at us. I got hit several times and it hurt like crazy. It's ok, though, because I had an epic slap mark in the shape of a chicken on my leg for several days after. MLIA.
#3095377 Comments: 4 Vote: average 18736meh 434Share 
Today, I tried using a coupon to "buy one drink get one free", but when I handed it to the check-out guy he said it expired. Suddenly, my 12-year-old sister whips something out of her pocket. Looking around, she slides the paper over the counter, discreetly whispering, "Maybe this will, ah, change your mind." The guy took a look at it, then after looking around, slyly slid a small wrapped cookie over the counter, giving it to us for free. As we left the store, I asked what she gave him. Turns out she just grabbed the first thing that she could reach....which was a flyer for senior citizens violin lessons. MLIA.
#3051974 Comments: 6 Vote: average 18438meh 257Share 
Today, i read the story "Today, I realized that I still unconsciously hold on to my childhood tendency to run, leap and dive onto my bed rather than just getting in because I don't want the boogeyman to grab my feet. I'm almost 16, and it seems like a legitimate method of prevention to me. MLIA", i sure am glad that i'm not the only one. MLIA
#3088786 Comments: 14 Vote: average 18041meh 1954Share 
Today, I just realised you can type the word "average" with just your left hand. I bet you just tried, didn't you? MLIA
#3211951 Comments: 11 Vote: average 17275meh 2816Share 
You have all heard abut the recent Japanese earthquakes and nuclear diaster. I am well off and have decided to donate $1 for every Average vote I get and to ignore any mehs and all money will go to charaties comment for your favorite charities and I will donate to the charity with the most comments for it. Help Japan MLIA!
#2954701 Comments: 57 Vote: average 16311meh 293Share 
Today, I was with my family at the store. I was complaining, when my dad said really loudly, "SHUT UP, I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU." MLIA.
#2511852 Comments: 3 Vote: average 16215meh 277Share 
Today, while in Bio, my friend answered a question completely and utterly wrong. My teacher, instead of the usualy "nice try", or "sorry, that's wrong" decided to blurt out "No! You under-evolved Homosapiensapien! That answer is incorrect!!!!"...She is known as the quiet teacher. Needless to say, I will never call someone stupid again.MT(eachers)LIA
#3087262 Comments: 0 Vote: average 15435meh 225Share 
Today, I planned out my birthday party. We're going to have a piƱata, dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets, sidewalk chalk, coloring books and crayons, balloons, those colorful swirly lollipops, candy necklaces, temporary dinosaur tattoos, and Juicy Juice. I'm turning 15. MLIA
#2473518 Comments: 31 Vote: average 13714meh 2031Share 
Today, I felt really bored so I typed in www.wwwdotcom.com It said "Attention: You have reached the very last page of the Internet. We hope you have enjoyed your browsing. Now turn off your computer and go outside." Since when did the internet have an end?! I'd like to know. MLIA
#3165628 Comments: 43 Vote: average 13276meh 1243Share 
Today it's Christmas, and after reading everyone's status on facebook saying 'I got a new laptop' or 'Got a new camera' or 'new plasma screen tv' I'm so proud to say that I got pudding (: MLIA
#2751626 Comments: 6 Vote: average 13137meh 1461Share 

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