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Best of This Year

Today, I realized that many MLIA stories are about Harry Potter, and none are about Twilight. I'm glad the average person has good taste. MLIA
#27505 Comments: 422 Vote: average 43104 meh 6891
Today I was walking downstairs to get an average breakfast and my mom told me about a site she found. Http://mysteryimg.com I thought it would be lame but it's actually entertaining. Who knew 60 year olds had a good sense of humor. MLIA.
#643095 Comments: 198 Vote: average 42333 meh 2743
Today, I realized that I am unemployed, live with my mother, play video games all day in my basement, and I am still a virgin. It's alright, I finish 9th grade next week. MLIA
#1110 Comments: 114 Vote: average 41857 meh 1722
I grew up in a college town, and one Halloween our doorbell rang and we opened the door expecting to see trickortreater—but what was in front of our open door—was another door! Like, a full-on wooden door, that had a sign that said “Please knock.” So we did, and the door swung open to reveal a bunch of college dudes dressed as really old grandmothers, curlers in their hair, etc, who proceeded to coo over our “costumes” and tell us we were “such cute trick or treaters!” One even pinched my cheek. Then THEY gave US candy, closed their door, picked it up and walked to the next house. MLIA
#188776 Comments: 117 Vote: average 41082 meh 1156
Today, I decided to tan on the balcony. I took my top off and my neighbor came out and saw me. He's a guy. So am I. We greeted each other. MyLifeIsAverage.
#808 Comments: 65 Vote: average 40567 meh 3742
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. She yelled out the name Tommy. My name is Tommy. MLIA
#164 Comments: 96 Vote: average 40395 meh 10251
Today at school I leaned back in my chair and it made a farting noise. I casually did it again so everybody would know it was the chair. MLIA
#771 Comments: 56 Vote: average 39700 meh 2478
Today, the kid I sponsored for the Make-A-Wish foundation sadly passed away without getting his wish fulfilled. One of his mini wishes was for his name to be posted on MLIA. Rest in peace, Jacob Andrew Motz. MLIA
#202118 Comments: 38 Vote: average 39680 meh 2418
Today I made a deal with my parents. They agreed to pay for my entire school trip to New York if I could get a story on MLIA and have 1000 people vote it average. MLIA
#450921 Comments: 55 Vote: average 38937 meh 3713
Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea but I couldn't change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn't want my arms to get cold. MLIA
#1573 Comments: 74 Vote: average 37817 meh 736

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