Best of This Year
Today I was at a job interview and they asked me what my weakness was. I thought about it and after a minute replied: "Kryptonite." I start Monday. MLIA.
Today, I saw this DBPB post: Dear British children, Do you elect a class king instead of a class president?, Sincerely, Curious. Unfortunately, we have neither class presidents nor class kings. But our school has a head boy called Percy. HLIA.
Today I was walking around my school when it started to rain. Looking Up at the still sunny sky I search for a rainbow. In frustration I cried out "where is the fricken rainbow?!?" a upperclassman that was walking by me handed me a bag of skittles. Mila
A couple years back in high school (I'm graduated now), I wore my Perry the Platypus face shirt. My english class was down the hall from the mental ed classes, so I always walked by those students. One day one of them came out and yelled "CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!!" Since I can do Perry's growl, I growled at him and his face just lit up. Feels great to brighten someone's day like that. MLIA
Today, I went out and got down and dirty with my hoe. All the garden work is finally done. MLIA
Today, I thought that those MLIA posts about the death of an average friend were depressing and admittedly, lame. Then the state trooper came to the door of my apartment to tell me my best friend, Lindsay, had died on impact in a horrific car accident. Now I want to proclaim to the average world that Lindsay was the most average person I have ever met. She made every day a joy, from quoting Harry Potter to playing with Legos to dancing in the kitchen. She changed my life. With or without her, I will never be the same. Lindsay's LIA--and because of that, MLIA.
Today, I did my Sociology project. It involved breaking a custom. So my friend and I had a picnic on the floor of Mcdonalds and had to record reactions. The manager walked up to us halfway through our meal and with her own McDouble in hand, she asked to join us. MLIA.
The other day, I got my class schedule. My new English teacher's name is Mrs. Spain and my new Spanish teacher's name is Mr. England. MLIA
Today, my 89-year old Grandpa came over for dinner. He excused himself to use the washroom, and when he didn't return after 10 minutes I went to see if he was alright. I found him in my room, eating my chapstick. MLIA.
MLIAers I need your help. There is this guy I fancy, he loves books, crayons, is a Potterhead and makes me feel indescribable. He mentioned how he goes on MLIA every once and awhile and I'm having a hard time telling him that I fancy him so, Jerry Brown its Kristie, a date sometime? Please help me get this published. MLIA