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Best of This Year

Today I decided that when I die I want to get so much radiation pumped into my body that when I have a funurral they can turn off all the lights and I will glow in the dark. MLIA.
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Today at lunch with a new friend, I told him I liked to read MLIA instead of facebook. He smiled and knew exactly what this site was. So Connor, if you're reading, date sometime? MLIA
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The other day i jokingly told my mum i want to be 6 years old again. So today i was shocked but completely exited when i came home to a bag full of : pencil crayons, bubbles, a kids nursery rhyme activity book and a cd of nursery rhymes! MLIA and MMumsLIA
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Today, since everyone else seemed to be checking it out, I loooked up what national holiday my birthday is on. Turns out it's National Popcorn Day. Score! MLIA
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A boy came to my door and gave me a box of frozen cookie dough and then walked away. MLIA
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Today, I spent 4 hours making a plushie dinosaur. I named it steve. MLIA.
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Today I was looking up directions from Japan to China on google maps. As I was scrolling through directions I noticed one of them was "Jet ski across the Pacific Ocean." Google really knows how to make traveling fun. MLIA.
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Today I went on DBPB and read this:'Dear reader, 14,000 people are having sex right now. 25,000 people are kissing. 50,000 people are hugging. Sincerely, ...you're sitting alone on the Internet.' I feel quite sad now. MLIA
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Today, I was in the locker room when my friend said "Uh, this might sound weird, but i think i have those underpants." I replied,"This will probably sound weird too, but I've known for months." MLIA
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Today, I read this story: "Today I read a story that said ""Today I read: """Today I discovered that cotton candy is called fairy floss in the UK. I will never call it cotton candy ever again. MLIA" Sorry to burst your bubble my dear, but we all call it Candy Floss... MLIA"" We call it Doll's Hair here in India. OurLIA" Well, since we're all contributing, in german its sugar cotton..." Well in french it's "Barbe a papa", which means dad's beard....MLIA" Well, in the Netherlands we call it 'suikerspin', which means sugar spider. MLIA
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