Best of This Year
Today, My friends decided to kidnap me repeatedly through the day randomly because of my size. At one point, I saw my guy friend come through the classroom door and tell the teacher, "Sorry, I forgot my calculator.", and proceeded to pick me up and walk out. I'm half asian. Best kidnapping ever? MLIA.
Today my boyfriend broke up with me so my cousin who is 6 asked me what was wrong and i told him ten minutes later he came back with ice cream and a baseball bat and asked me who he has to kill MLIA
Today, I saw something on the internet that said when penguins mate, they stay with the same mate forever. I texted my boyfriend asking him to be my penguin. Later that night for our date, he brought me a pebble since penguins bring pebbles to their mates. I knew I loved him for a reason. MLIA
Today, when my mom got mad at my brother, she yelled Benjamin John! (his first name and middle name). To this he replied, "Who the heck is John???" For 12 years, my brother thought that his first name was Ben and his middle name was "jamin." HLIA
Whilst checking out at Forever 21, my very excited cashier-man person admired my purchase: "Wow these pearls are pretty. BUT- let me warn you about them: When you grow up and have kids, don't take your kids into an alley while wearing these pearls because you'll get mugged and shot and your son will become Batman." MLIA
Today, I started randomly singing. Suddenly, this complete stranger joined in telling me that he was in love with that band. I was totally just making the song up. MLIA
I'm turning sixteen soon and I decided I wanted to have a Harry Potter themed party, where my guests would be sorted into the four houses and play games to compete for the house cup. I told my mom and she said, "what is wrong with you? can't you just have a normal party with dancing?" She thinkks it's too babyish, but she said that if I get this story posted on MLIA before my birthday, I can have my Harry Potter party! Come on, help your fellow MLIAer out!
Today, I was relaxing in my dorm when I heard what I thought was fireworks being shot off in the hallway. I went out to find that someone had found an industrial-size roll of bubble wrap and rolled it down the hallway, and everyone was taking turns running down it. College. MLIA
The other day in the hallway, I smacked my friend's butt, only to find it wasn't my friend. MLIA
Today I found out one of my friends has a girlfriend. He is 13 years old, and has known her since they were 5. He has vowed with her not to kiss until they get married, and is in love with her. She has stage two cancer. If I didn't believe in the human race before today, I do now.