Best of This Year
Today, I shaved my legs to the Armageddon film score. It was epic. MLIA
Today my three year-old niece wanted to play "Hide and Go and Seek" as she calls it, and every time I went to go look for her and took too long she would come running out of her hiding spot saying she was "Right here, silly."
Last month I got in a wreck where I wasn't at fault but the insurance put me at fault. I got several threatening text messages from the woman who hit me trying to make me accept fault. I found out that her new car got smashed to shit yesterday. I'm a suspect. MLIA.