Best of This Year
Today after reading about Dumbledore's death I cried for half an hour while my 6 year old daughter comforted me. MLIA
My German Shepard has learned to hug... without the obligatory humping! MLIA
Today I was walking and I saw a twenty dollar bill on the ground with a string on it. I picked it up and the string broke and then I heard someone from behind a building say "ahhh fidle sticks." That made my day. OLIA
Sat down in front of my closet last night to wait for my sister to finish in the bathroom so I could brush my teeth. Next thing I knew, it was 6am and I was on the floor of my closet. MLIA.
Today at Goodwill, I sat on a couch waiting while my Aunt was shopping. A cute guy came over and said, "Since you're sitting there, I'll have to put a price tag on you." I said "Go ahead" But he only smiled and walked away. MLIA.
Today a student was expelled from school because he had been pretending to not speak English for the last 8 months. This means he never did any assignments or tests and was barely participating in his subjects. Anyway, our school had to come together for a special assembly last week and the teacher presenting made a Doctor Who reference and said "We bid farewell to the 11th doctor, David Tennant." and this 'foreign' kid stood up and pulled out a sonic screwdriver and said "IT WAS MATT SMITH." and the teacher just stood there open mouthed and some little kid at the front was like "who is that?" and the boy said, in plain English, "I'm the Doctor." and made the Tardis noise as he ran out of the auditorium. Just as I made a friend he got expelled from school. MLIA.
I missed the first day of school to be on Family Feud. My family won $20,000. MLIA
Today, I saw a very large man driving a very small car. Behind him was a very large truck being driven by a very small man. MLIA