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Today after reading about Dumbledore's death I cried for half an hour while my 6 year old daughter comforted me. MLIA
#3362003 Comments: 10 Vote: average 85031meh 21869Share 
My German Shepard has learned to hug... without the obligatory humping! MLIA
#3361057 Comments: 26 Vote: average 80120meh 48641Share 
Today I was walking and I saw a twenty dollar bill on the ground with a string on it. I picked it up and the string broke and then I heard someone from behind a building say "ahhh fidle sticks." That made my day. OLIA
#3362559 Comments: 13 Vote: average 61119meh 6972Share 
Sat down in front of my closet last night to wait for my sister to finish in the bathroom so I could brush my teeth. Next thing I knew, it was 6am and I was on the floor of my closet. MLIA.
#3361970 Comments: 0 Vote: average 39002meh 11500Share 
Today at Goodwill, I sat on a couch waiting while my Aunt was shopping. A cute guy came over and said, "Since you're sitting there, I'll have to put a price tag on you." I said "Go ahead" But he only smiled and walked away. MLIA.
#3361883 Comments: 13 Vote: average 19108meh 6528Share 
Today a student was expelled from school because he had been pretending to not speak English for the last 8 months. This means he never did any assignments or tests and was barely participating in his subjects. Anyway, our school had to come together for a special assembly last week and the teacher presenting made a Doctor Who reference and said "We bid farewell to the 11th doctor, David Tennant." and this 'foreign' kid stood up and pulled out a sonic screwdriver and said "IT WAS MATT SMITH." and the teacher just stood there open mouthed and some little kid at the front was like "who is that?" and the boy said, in plain English, "I'm the Doctor." and made the Tardis noise as he ran out of the auditorium. Just as I made a friend he got expelled from school. MLIA.
#3363150 Comments: 30 Vote: average 15880meh 572Share 
I missed the first day of school to be on Family Feud. My family won $20,000. MLIA
#3363087 Comments: 4 Vote: average 15448meh 1494Share 
Today, I woke up and was still alive. MLIA.
#3361995 Comments: 165 Vote: average 15311meh 2232Share 
Today, I saw a very large man driving a very small car. Behind him was a very large truck being driven by a very small man. MLIA
#3362347 Comments: 12 Vote: average 14792meh 4541Share 
Today, I noticed that the stories here were getting more average. This made me happy. Then I made a sandwich. MLIA.
#3361809 Comments: 33 Vote: average 13838meh 9012Share 

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