Wow getting up at five o'clock in the morning really messes with me. How do I know this, I spent like 45 seconds staring at the back of my deodorant looking for the calorie count before I put it on. MLIA.

Today I asked my friend 'What's better, a ninja or a pirate?' and she said 'Their child'. My mind was blown. MLIA.

Today I was looking on MLIA and saw a story where somebody said their name was Narnia at Starbucks and the guy said "For Narnia!" when their drink was ready. I decided that was a brilliant idea so today, when I was at McDonalds, I told the guy my name was Narnia. I anxiously awaited my food to be ready but when it was, he just came up to me and said 'here.' MLIA

Today, I went to get a straw for my chocolate milk. I read on the straw box that straws are waterproof. Thanks. MLIA.

Today,a friend on Facebook posted a picture saying "I don't always have a cool status, but when i do some older relative ruins it with a lame comment." A bunch of people liked it, until his mom posted a lame comment. Made. My. Day. MLIA

Today was our schools blood drive. I was in physics when the phone rang. After talking on the phone for a minute my teacher turns to me and screams "JOHNSON THEY WANT YOUR BLOOD!!!" and then he handed me a golf club as I walked out the door to protect myself. The best part? This is normal behavior. MLIA

A couple days ago, I took a test. I didn't know the answer to one of the questions, so I drew a family of dinosaurs in hope of partial credit. Today, I got my test back. I didn't get any partial credit. I only got a red question mark. Guess we can't all have awesome teachers. MLIA.

Today, I was bored. So I did what any other bored MLIA-er would do. I drew a picture of a girl, sitting on a rainbow, eating a pinapple. It is now framed in my bedroom. Day well spent? Oh yes. MLIA

Today I was in Wal-Mart, buying a new notebook for school. I saw a random kid at the very end of the isle just kinda chillin' there, but I didn't think anything of it. As I go to pick up a notebook, the first page says "Hello, My name is Tom Riddle." I went through all the notebooks to find out that it was on every one of that kind. I walked away with my notebook, and quietly whispered towards the kid at the end of the isle "My name is Harry Potter." MLIA

The other day I had to actually get sent to the hospital in an ambulance from school. I was out of it until they put me on the stretcher, raised it and I automatically said, "woooo it's like a roller coaster!" and began laughing. All the teachers and my sister responded saying, "she's fine." I'd also like to proudly say, I have been in the back of an ambulance and can check that off my bucket list. MLIA