Best of This Year
Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA
Today I was wondering the girl to guy ration on MLIA. So, if you are a guy, click meh and if you are a girl, click average. Go! MLIA
A fortnight ago I finally solved my rubiks cube. I waited two weeks to post this so that I could use the word fortnight.
Today, I emailed MLIA about how they should make an iPhone/iPod touch app since FML and TFLN have one. And of course they responded by saying that if I get an MLIA published about this, then theyll look into it. Average people, make it happen. MLIA
Today, I had to choose between a strawberry flavored Dum Dum and a mystery flavored Dum Dum. I decided to be adventurous and choose the mystery flavor; it was strawberry flavored. MLIA
Last night, I was really hot in bed, so I took one leg out of the covers. Then I got scared because it was too dark and my leg felt unprotected from somthing hiding under my bed. So I put it back under the blankets. MLIA
Today, I wore Axe body spray. I wasn't tackled by any women. MLIA.
Today, my teacher saw me texting under the desk and grabbed my phone. She didnt grab my penis. MLIA.
Today I installed a program and it asked if I had read and agreed to the terms and conditions. I hadn't, but I clicked 'yes' anyway. The program didn't know I lied, and began to install. MLIA.
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