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today while on bart it was almost silent until some random guy yells "SLICE YOU STUPID POMEGRANATE" then i realized he was playing fruit ninja, and then we played multiplier and played until we had the whole train cheering us on. Best bart ride ever, i think yes. MLIA
#3298617 Comments: 49 Vote: average 366meh 28Share 
Today I read this on DBPB "Dear construction workers tearing trees down right behind my house, Please enjoy me blasting "Colors of the Wind" from my deck while you work. Sincerely, I liked that tree." as soon as I read it i went to youtube and listened to the entire Pocahontas soundtrack, singing along in the middle of my living room. MLIA
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I walk my dog almost everyday and sometimes I jog with my dog too. However when I do jog with him, he starts growling and jumping on me so it looks like I'm fleeing from my own dog (with a leash). MLIA
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Today while walking across campus for class, a guy dressed in a yellow spandex jumpsuit with a tennis ball tied to his waist, jumped clean over the hedge and across my path. A few people dressed in quidditch robes carrying brooms chased after him. Best school ever? You know it. MLIA.
#3204329 Comments: 5 Vote: average 361meh 10Share 
Today we had time for people to sign our yearbooks, because it's the last day of school. I go up to my crush and we swap yearbooks. I sign into his book, "I CHOOSE YOU" I then slam his yearbook and tell him not to look until he's all alone. Guess who had a boyfriend now? OLAA
#3098774 Comments: 69 Vote: average 359meh 19Share 
Today, I looked up my national-holiday-birthday. Guess who has apple pie day, frog jumping day, leprechaun day, and dance like a chicken day? I love May 13th... MLIA
#3293857 Comments: 16 Vote: average 344meh 30Share 
The other day I spent a good 20 minutes looking for my Nintendo DS. I them remembered about a couple entries about people finding things they have lost in the fridge. Did I find it in the fridge? No, but I found it on top of the fridge. MLIA
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Today, my friend sent out a text asking if i anyone wanted to come to her party this weekend. In her text she told us to reply by owl to tell her if we could come or not. I replied "sorry my owl got killed by a death eater so i had to text you. but i can still come:)". It's gonna be a fun party. MLIA
#3100239 Comments: 0 Vote: average 341meh 36Share 
Today I went to visit my old school, it was exactly the same...right down to the people jumping out of the bathroom windows to skip class. The only one that made it was the one who ninja rolled into the garden and waited for the principal to pass. M(and his)LIA
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Today I saw this post - "Yesterday,I was walking through the hallways of my school. Whenever I passed someone in the hallway I would, in the voice of the Sorting Hat, point to them and shout out one of the four houses from Harry Potter. I assigned over 30 students. MLIA" Thinking that sounded cool, I decided to try it. Walking through the hall, I pointed at a kid and yelled "HUFFLEPUFF!" His response? "B****, I'M IN GRIFFINDOR!" New best friend? Oh, yes. MLIA
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