Best of This Week
Today,during geometry, my teacher was talking to us about circles, she said," Now if you draw the circle inside the triangle, and then you draw a line through it all, what do you get?" I raised my hand and said the deathly hallows. Guess who got an extra credit point in math?! MLIA
The other day, in the car, I told my 8 year-old cousin that Smarties make you smarter. We spent the rest of the car trip stuffing our faces with Smarties and asking each other hard multiplication questions. MLIA
Today, my Cross Country coach was telling me to eat healtier, the differences in carbohydrates, eating complex sugars and starches and the like, and he gave me a tip for eating fruits and vegetables. He said "You need to eat all the colors in the rainbow, because each color gives you a different aspect you need in your diet." I replied, "Coach, all I need for that is a package of skittles." MLIA
Today I found a sign on my mirror that said 'NARNIA IS CLOSED DUE TO CONTRUCTION. WE ARE SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENENCES' My mirror is on my closet. I decided to open it, thinking nothing would be there. Turns out, there was fake snow and contruction tape all inside. No one knows my address, except for one person. I now have a date on a boat on Monday. MLIA.
Today, I was Skype-ing my friend and got bored, so we became silent. I decided to go to Mystery Seeker. My mission was, 'Your mission is to copy and paste this into Mystery Google until you have a story worthy of MLIA. Good luck'. So I copied and pasted it and got: meow. I said meow. I had completely forgotten that I was still on with my friend (it had been a few minutes) until she said meow back and I almost had a heart attack. MLIA
Today, I remembered that in sixth grade, I came up with the best idea ever to ask out my crush. I would run up to him, and say, "Gitchee gitchee goo!" and if he understood what I meant, it was a match made in heaven. I also remembered that in French class last year, I started singing the song "The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything," and my crush joined in. Then my teacher sang it in French. MLIA
Today I was having an argument with my brother when he tried to storm off, he ran into the sliding door. HLIA
Today, I read a post on Tumblr saying 'when I have a child, I am taking a photo of them, using aging software to see what they'll look like at 16, and frame it and hang it in the house. They will see it everyday, and on the day that they realise it is them, I will convince them they are a time traveller.' BEST. IDEA. EVER. MLIA
Today, I wore my MLIA shirt with a homemade Ntl. Average day sign on the back. I got 93 hi-fives, 16 hugs, and 1 standing ovation from a guy in a unicorn suit. Tomorrow I'm giving out T-shirts :3
Over Christmas vacation, my family and I were in New Hampshire, walking out of a restaurant. All of a sudden, an old man in a hospital gown and wheelchair went speeding past us down the hill. On his tail were police cars with their sirens on. That runaway from the hospital made my vacation. ML(and the old man's)IA