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Today, we found my missing textbook. In the bottom of the fridge. Under some lettuce. MLIA
#3161181 Comments: 7 Vote: average 480meh 19Share 
Today, a kid in my class yelled "It's snowing!" Everyone looked up except for me.... There are no windows in our classrooms. I win. MLIA.
#1672607 Comments: 7 Vote: average 415meh 31Share 
Today I read a post that said: "Today I discovered that if you go to 35 Sampsonia St, Pittsburgh, PA 15212 on google maps and look at the picture, there is two grown men having a midevil Ninja sword fight...MLIA". I decided to see this for myself. I looked up the address. Mind. Blown. MLIA.
#3180010 Comments: 20 Vote: average 402meh 37Share 
Today, my sister, my Dad and I were at the McDonalds window. All of a sudden Bohemian Rhapsody came on the radio, everyone joined in without hesatation, even the guy who was working the window.MLIA
#3215807 Comments: 53 Vote: average 396meh 28Share 
Today, I came down with a bad cold and felt terrible. As I was curled up, sick and tired, on the couch, my dad came over, dropped a sheet of bubblewrap in my lap, and said, "Here feel better." After I finished it all, I took my temperatre again. My fever was gone. MLIA.
#3179980 Comments: 31 Vote: average 386meh 25Share 
So, at camp, we were stuck in the Mess Hall, 'cause it was pouring rain outside. I was bored so I began to sing 'Here Comes The Sun' by The Beatles. The sun came out right after I finished the chorus line. The rest of the day, I ran around telling everyone that I was a wizard. MLIA.
#3132015 Comments: 7 Vote: average 359meh 43Share 
Today i realized that my new iPhone automatically changes the word Apple to Ninja Turtles every time. As if this wasnt enough it also changes the word autocorrect to autocucumber. I have yet to figure out why my iPhone thinks autocucumber is a word but i find these corrections to be perfectly acceptable. MLIA.
#3179989 Comments: 21 Vote: average 348meh 27Share 
Today I joined the Yahoo vs. Google war. In both, I typed "Why am I..." Yahoo gave me "Why am I so tired?" whereas Google gave me "Why am I being stalked by an evil death-eater hobo?" Win Google, and nice use of a Harry Potter term. MLIA
#3119663 Comments: 105 Vote: average 339meh 28Share 
Today I typed in What is my mission? on mysteryseeker. My mission was to 'go laser tagging in formal wear so you can be like James Bond'. Guess who's gonna go laser tagging over the holidays? MLIA
#3124267 Comments: 89 Vote: average 335meh 33Share 
Today we got letters for who made the honor roll. What were they disguised as you may ask? Hogwarts acceptance letters. MLIA.
#3108692 Comments: 15 Vote: average 332meh 20Share 

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