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Today I found out that the MLIA founder is my next door neighbor. MLIA
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Well today I found out my dads cancer free <3. Finally MLIA again
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Today, I read a DBPB that said "Dear Molly, I will be watching over your Fred just as you have been watching over my Harry. Sincerly, Lily" I about cried. I think it belongs here. MLIA
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Today, my first MLIA story got promoted, as I jumped for joy, I realized I was in English class. My teacher took my Ipod and saw what it was. He opened his laptop and projected it onto the screen. Went to MLIA.com and clicked Meh.. Thanks Mr.Peterson, I hope you see this.. MLIA
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TODAY I GOT ANNOYED AT MY SISTER. SHE CLICKED THE CAPS BUTTON, REMOVED IT, AND COVERED IT WITH GLUE, WHICH IS NOW DRIED. MLIA.
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Today I found out that the actor who plays young Voldemort in Harry Potter and the half blood prince is the nephew of the actor who plays Voldemort. Mind. Blown.MLIA
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Today, while on the bus, someone farted. An 18-year-old girl who still rides (although her license is long overdue...) then proceeded to throw fit, demanding she knows who farted. A small boy who I have never heard speak in my life then stands up and yells "YOUR EXISTANCE IS AN INCONVENIENCE!" and sits back down. Thank you, quiet boy, for sharing my exact thoughts. MLIA.
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Today, my chemistry teacher made a comparison in class. She somehow related electrons and atoms to kidnapping children at the zoo. The sad thing is, it made sense. MLIA
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Today, I was leading some fun games and exercises during a theatre camp, and I told the kids to pretend to be dinosaurs. One boy fell to the ground in a stationary position. I asked him what was wrong. His reply? "I'm extinct." MLIA.
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Today I am hiding in my friend's apartment because I am hiding from my roommate. He chased me across an entire college campus, chased me into a warehouse, and shot me repeatedly with a paintball gun in the back. Why? Because I ate the last piece of bacon. MLIA
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