MyLifeIsAverage

Today, my dad who is a photographer had a photoshoot with Taylor Swift. Being a huge fan, I of course tagged along. During lunch break, I started to say something at the same time as Taylor. I was apologized and was embarassed. She just laughed and said "way to pull a kanye." Made my day. Mlia.

Today, after reading a story about a guy rolling under his garage door just as it closed, i decided to try it in front of my girlfriend. I didn't make it. MLIA

Today, my 80-year old grandpa beat me in a push-up competition. He did 2. MLIA.

Today I got a magazine, on the cover was Robert Pattinson as Edward. My dad took a look at the cover then asked me “Do you know why he is so pale?” Just as I was about to respond because he’s a vampire, he said “Because there’s no light in the closet.” Thanks dad for clearing that up. MLIA

Today, during my everyday housework, I was in a great mood. I then decided to sing " Happy Working Song " from the movie Enchanted, just for the fun of it. I opened my window and began to do bird calls, just like in the beginning of the song. After I closed my window, I heard a large BANG. I then turned around only to see a bird had slammed into my window. MLIA

Today, I googled my brother. I got a picture of him wearing a dress. MLIA.

Today, I was voting on submissions and laughed at how badly the people spell. MLIA.

Today I ran out of both my shampoo and conditioner at the same time. I've been waiting years for that to happen. MLIA

Today i was waiting for my brother to get off the plane to visit me for my birthday. Instead his best friend, who i liked, came off with a note in his hand. He handed it to me and it said, ''sorry sis. Couldn't come home. Here's my birthday gift to you from me. He likes you.'' when i was done, his best friend kissed me. Best. Birthday. Ever. MLIA.

Today, I realized that all of the stories about people dressing up as Harry Potter characters by wearing black snuggies and using wands are lies. How did I realize this? They don't sell black snuggies. Trust me, I went to 5 stores and checked on the internet. MLIA.