Today I found out that the actor who plays young Voldemort in Harry Potter and the half blood prince is the nephew of the actor who plays Voldemort. Mind. Blown.MLIA

Today I am hiding in my friend's apartment because I am hiding from my roommate. He chased me across an entire college campus, chased me into a warehouse, and shot me repeatedly with a paintball gun in the back. Why? Because I ate the last piece of bacon. MLIA

Today, for Valentine's Day, my school was doing a "Will You Marry Me?" event during lunch, where you could get "married" for $3 per couple. Most people married their best friends or boyfriend or girlfriend. But some girl married a banana, while my friend married a stuffed llama. MLIA

So I have put over 250 hours into Skyrim and my worst fear was that something would happen to my data. So I put a sticky note on top of my Xbox that said "If your going to steal this Xbox please remove the hard drive as I have put over 250 hours into Skyrim and would hate to lose it." I came home from work today to find everything in my house gone. I walked into my den and my TV, Xbox, and all the games were gone. But sitting where my Xbox should have been was my hard drive with a sticky note on it that said "You're Welcome." MLIA

Today my friend was telling me that I was clumsy and couldn't go five minutes without getting hurt. She promptly walked into a pole, and a passing stranger who had heard our conversation quietly sang, "Kaaarmaaaaa," as he walked by. OLAA.

Today, while on the bus, someone farted. An 18-year-old girl who still rides (although her license is long overdue...) then proceeded to throw fit, demanding she knows who farted. A small boy who I have never heard speak in my life then stands up and yells "YOUR EXISTANCE IS AN INCONVENIENCE!" and sits back down. Thank you, quiet boy, for sharing my exact thoughts. MLIA.

Today, I was re-reading Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone when I came across a part talking about how Fred and George Weasley had bewitched snowballs to bounce off of the back of Professor Quirrell's turban. Having already read the book, I knew the ending, in which it is revealed that Lord Voldemort is hidden on the back of Quirrell's head. I realized that Fred and George can proudly say that they have hit Lord Voldemort with a snowball. MLIA.

Last night, I was at a sleep over with a group of my friends. We go bored so we decided we would each admit something nobody else knew. Most of the answers were they've never had a boyfriend, never been kissed etc. When we came to one of my friends who has a British accent she said "well.. this is kind of embarrassing but I'm not actually British. I started talking with one for a while and I couldnt stop."

Today, when my boyfriend claimed to be magical, he accused me of being disappointed at not receiving a Hogwarts letter in sixth grade. Not wishing to embarrass myself quiet yet, I denied. He then attempted to convince me that I was, and that I was jealous I couldn't go to Hogwarts like him. When I tried to point out that we've gone to school together since sixth grade, he said, "Silly muggle, I used a Time Turner." He's a keeper. MLIA

Today, I had the most annoying song stuck in my head, only I couldn't figure out what it was called. After about 15 minutes I sung it for my sister and she replies 'You were singing Rebecca Black's 'Friday' lyrics to the tune of Justin Bieber's 'Baby'...I was right, it was the most annoying song ever. MLIA