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A couple weeks ago, on the first day of school, we got an assignment. What was it? To write an essay. About how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. What class? AP world history. MLIA
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Today, someone told me that it takes a lifetime to forget someone. My reply? "My dad once forgot me at the dance studio." MLIA
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Today, I saw a guy riding a unicycle downtown. But he wasn't just riding a unicycle. He was riding a unicycle and playing a guitar at the same time. MLIA.
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Today, after getting off work from my on-campus job, my friend and I discovered that someone had put soap in the big fountain outside, and that a group of people were all playin in the mountain of bubbles that had formed. Us college students played in freezing fountain water and bubbles for at least an hour. OLAA.
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Today while texting a friend i was writing Twilight and my phone changed it to Toilet. I don't know how or why, but I think I will be keeping this phone for a long time. MLIA
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Last year, after exams, I had finished early. I whispered my best guy friend, who happened to be wearing a watch, what time it was. No, he did not tell me what time it is. He stood up, in the middle of a silent classroom, started dancing around and singing "What Time is It?" from Highschool Musical 2. And this is what reminded me of why we are best friends. HLIA
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The other day I read a MLIA post about someone's biology teacher using Harry Potter to teach them genetics/Punnett Squares, mutations, etc. I was amazing at how this worked until the next school day I walked into biology and my teacher had a Harry Potter review up on the board. Filch is considered a mutant, in case you were all wondering why he has two recessive alleles for magic, yet has no magic ability. Either we go to the same school/have the same teacher or schools across the globe are just this awesome. MLIA
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Last night for my trigonometry homework I decided to draw a dinosaur on the bottom of the page for my teacher and named it Quadrasaur (we were working with quadratic equations) and I had it chasing other school subjects trying to eat them. Today while my teacher was looking over my homework, she stopped, asked me if she could take my homework to copy it. She then left the room, came back 10 minutes later with a copy for everyone in my class with a note attached saying "You kids need to be more in the spirit of math like your fellow classmate!" MLIA. :)
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Today, I was on Webkinz. I was playing Quizzy's Corner and one of the questions was "Which one is impossible?" The answer was "You will grow wings." So many dreams, crushed. MLIA
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Today I, like so many of of us, joined the Yahoo vs. Google War in both I typed in Tigger is... Yahoo came up with tigger is a wonderful thing, and on Google I got Tigger is the real cat daddy. It is obvious who won. MLIA
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