Best of This Month
Today I got really bored so I started to mess with my Twilight obsessed sister's Scene it Twilight game. Looking through the trivia cards I saw one that asked 'In what magical movie did Robert Pattinson play Cederic Digory.' Being the Harry Potter fanatic I am I said, like everyone else would have, 'Goblet of Fire'. I turn it over, what dose it say? 'Order of Phoenix'. WAY TO FAIL TWILIGHT Saga! This adds onto our hate of you. MLIA
I remember back in elementary school when I needed to know how to spell a word, my teachers would always tell me to look it up in a dictionary. I never got how this made sense. If I can't spell it, how will I find it in something sorted by spelling? MLIA
Today, I forgot which way was left and which was right. So I made an L with my two hands. It didn't help because I forgot which way an L went. MLIA.
Today, I saw a hobo with a sign that said "I need a dollar, but a smile would be nice too". I smiled at him. He flipped me off. MLIA
Yesterday evening, I went to bed, at my house, in my own bed. The next morning, I woke up on Jupiter. I wasn't confused because this didn't actually happen. MLIA
Today, I threw away my trash can because it was too dirty. MLIA
Today, my entire family went out to eat, bringing my best friend along. At one point, my dad's old teacher saw him and he introduced her to ourfamily. Everyone in my family has dark brown hair, and the teacher was saying how we all looked just like my dad. He pointed at my blonde friend and said, "Except for this daughter, and she looks just like the mailman, which has always concerned me." You should have seen the look of shock on his teacher's face.
Today, trying to be sexy, I stopped my boyfriend in the hallway and whispered in his ear, "I'm not wearing a bra." He whispered back, "Me neither." Sexy fail. MLIA
Today I read that in Britain instead of saying "cupcake" they say "fairy cake". Never again will I say cupcake. MLIA
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March's proceeds will also go toward building that well. See our progress below - updated 3/11
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