MyLifeIsAverage

Today, i met my neighbors new boyfriend. He never wears shoes, hes extremely short, he loves to eat, he gave her a mysteriously odd golden ring, and always looks undyingly happy with the world. Im fully convinced my neighbors boyfriend is a hobbit. I will from now on call him Frodo. MLIA

Today my friend and I went around school giving people badges we made that say, "SAVE THE NARWHALS!" We got 7 smiles, 13 highfives, and 2 people that said, " So many narwhals, so little time." Please help this get posted, as my friend is an avid MLIA reader and this will make her week. Remember, SAVE THE NARWHALS! -MLIA

Today, I was getting some stuff out of my locker. I had my earphones in, and it was playing the Pokemon theme tune quite quietly, and I hadn't realised I was humming along. One guy (who happens to be one of those popular guys that don't tend to talk to girls like me) comes up to me. He hears what I'm humming, and when it gets to the chorus, belts it out to the corridor. I joined in, and we ended up getting the whole corridor singing it. Needless to say, I now have a date this Saturday. MLIA

Today in the store, and an elderly couple were walking in front me. Suddenly, the man hiccuped. The woman turns to him and says Gesundheit. He immediately turns to her and says "May the force be with you, Mr. Potter". We were in the toy isle and the woman picks up two light sabers, gave one to the man, and said "engard!". They had a Jedi battle. I immediately took a lightsaber and politely asked if I could join. They said yes but I needed to play on my knees. I am not sure if they were crazy or the makers of MLIA.

Today, I went to get an evaluation at the orthodontists. Now, it was my first time there so they were just looking at my teeth and taking pictures. When the orthodontist commented that I had big teeth, it took all my willpower not say: The better to eat you with my dear. MLIA

Today, I read a post that said, "Today, my dad told me about how when I was little I used to think it was someones job to change the stoplights. Apparently, I thought that there were guys under the road that had an elaborate set up of cameras viewing the street and they would change the stoplight colors manually by pushing little buttons. I believed this until I was 11. I find this to be an acceptable theory. MLIA" I'm glad I'm not the only one. MLIA.

TODAY I GOT ANNOYED AT MY SISTER. SHE CLICKED THE CAPS BUTTON, REMOVED IT, AND COVERED IT WITH GLUE, WHICH IS NOW DRIED. MLIA.

I was at publix when I saw a black-haired, green-eyed little boy with glasses standing next to a red-haired little boy. They were arguing with a little blond boy when a girl with bushy hair walked up. Freaked out? I know I was. T(their)lia

Today, I realized that in Taylor Swifts song Superman, she says: "He's got his mothers eyes and his fathers ambition" and later says "and I watched him fly away" Taylor Swift is totally missing Harry Potter right now. M(and her)LIA

Just now, I was browsing DearBlankPleaseBlank.com, and came across this post: "Dear Monsters Inc., Well...this is awkward... Sincerely, I thought this was the door to Narnia..." I've decided that my mission in life is to find this person. They deserve a High 5! TLIA