Best of This Month
Today, my brother brought home two packs of buffalo wings, eight wings in each pack, to share with my dad. A few minutes later, we heard from the kitchen "YES! One of the packs has NINE in it! Take that, corporate America!" MLIA.
Today, my boyfriend's dad walks out of the grocery store carrying a watermelon in each arm when these guys walk past and comment "Hey, nice melons!" So he responds, "Thanks, you wanna see my buns too?!" as he lifts up a bag of hamburger buns! They totally made each other's day. H(and M)LIA. XD
Today I say this post "Today, I saw a clock called the "The Civilized Butler Awakening Device." Every morning, it says something different in a British accent. The example given was " Good morning madam. I'm so sorry to disturb you, but it appears to be morning. Very inconvenient, I agree. I believe that it is the rotation of the earth that is to blame." I want this clock. MLIA" I own this clock. It scares me every morning. MLIA
Today my friend and I went around school giving people badges we made that say, "SAVE THE NARWHALS!" We got 7 smiles, 13 highfives, and 2 people that said, " So many narwhals, so little time." Please help this get posted, as my friend is an avid MLIA reader and this will make her week. Remember, SAVE THE NARWHALS! -MLIA
Today in the store, and an elderly couple were walking in front me. Suddenly, the man hiccuped. The woman turns to him and says Gesundheit. He immediately turns to her and says "May the force be with you, Mr. Potter". We were in the toy isle and the woman picks up two light sabers, gave one to the man, and said "engard!". They had a Jedi battle. I immediately took a lightsaber and politely asked if I could join. They said yes but I needed to play on my knees. I am not sure if they were crazy or the makers of MLIA.
Today, i met my neighbors new boyfriend. He never wears shoes, hes extremely short, he loves to eat, he gave her a mysteriously odd golden ring, and always looks undyingly happy with the world. Im fully convinced my neighbors boyfriend is a hobbit. I will from now on call him Frodo. MLIA
I was at publix when I saw a black-haired, green-eyed little boy with glasses standing next to a red-haired little boy. They were arguing with a little blond boy when a girl with bushy hair walked up. Freaked out? I know I was. T(their)lia
Today, I went to get an evaluation at the orthodontists. Now, it was my first time there so they were just looking at my teeth and taking pictures. When the orthodontist commented that I had big teeth, it took all my willpower not say: The better to eat you with my dear. MLIA
Today, I read a post that said, "Today, my dad told me about how when I was little I used to think it was someones job to change the stoplights. Apparently, I thought that there were guys under the road that had an elaborate set up of cameras viewing the street and they would change the stoplight colors manually by pushing little buttons. I believed this until I was 11. I find this to be an acceptable theory. MLIA" I'm glad I'm not the only one. MLIA.