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Today, my friend was reading a The deathly hallows in class. The teacher caught him and threw the book out of the window (we were on the 2nd floor), then we heard someone said "OH YEAH! HARRY POTTER! THANK YOU WINDOW!"
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Today, was christmas and since i have cancer i was in the hospital for it, i was upset about this until i learned that my wing LOVES mlia apparently the hospital i live in has MLIA style christmas parties for cancer kids.(snuggies, harry potter costumes-including wigs- and dino chicken nuggets) needless to say it was the best christmas ever. MLIA
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Today, one of my best friends was diagnosed with cancer. She reads MLIA almost every day. We're cheering for you, Lily!!! HLIA.
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Today, my family and I were driving to Michigan. We passed a sign that read: Please do not pick up any hitch hikers. Prison nearby. MLIA
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Today, my first MLIA story got promoted, as I jumped for joy, I realized I was in English class. My teacher took my Ipod and saw what it was. He opened his laptop and projected it onto the screen. Went to MLIA.com and clicked Meh.. Thanks Mr.Peterson, I hope you see this.. MLIA
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TODAY I GOT ANNOYED AT MY SISTER. SHE CLICKED THE CAPS BUTTON, REMOVED IT, AND COVERED IT WITH GLUE, WHICH IS NOW DRIED. MLIA.
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Today, I was reading MLIA and read multiple stories about people checking behind the shower curtain before using the bathroom. I decided to, instead of checking, punch the shower curtain before I locked the door. Apperently, my older brother was trying to scare me by hiding behind the shower curtain and jumping out at me. Needless to say, I punched him in the face, and he is never going to do that again. MLIA.
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To the person who wrote this : " Today, my sister was watching Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire. I was on MLIA, and decided to do the Google vs. Yahoo war. I typed in Voldemort is and Yahoo gave Voldemort is dead. Google told me Voldemort is right behind you, so I turned around. I almost had a heart attack because my sister had paused the movie right on the part where Voldemort is fighting Harry. Touche Google. MLIA. " I think I speak for all of us MLIAers when I say, Why were you NOT watching Harry Potter with your sister ?
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Nutella- the reason I buy bread. MLIA
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Today, I read this "Today, my bestfriend told me that I speak with a British accent when I'm angry. MLIA." and immediately shocked myself because I do this too. Then I realized, that's probably because I'm British. MLIA.
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