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Today, I logged onto MLIA for the first time in a while. I read some post and was shocked! The stories are all fake and not average at ALL! I loved the old MLIA when there were stories I could actually relate to. Where the stories were short and simple and didn't end in cliches. Where the stories were about average things and not harry potter or forts or amazing things happening in school. This site has turned into one giant the MLIAwesome category. This site has to change back. If all you people who are ACTUALLY average "average" this post, and we get at least 2000 post, the admin might start only entering averages stories. They have no other choice but to enter fakes stories if all the stories in the voting area are fake. So please average people, make this get 2000 averages. MLIA
#880116 Comments: 990 Vote: average 26445 meh 5642
Today, I decided to test a theory. If you prefer the average stories, please approve this, if you prefer the unaverage stories, please reject this. Thank you for your time, MLIA.
#1025851 Comments: 320 Vote: average 16683 meh 7846
Today I realized how lame MLIA has gotten with all the same boring, cliche, made up stories. This is ridiculous and needs to stop. I'll come back when the real MLIA does. Because I mean it when I say MLIA.
#921555 Comments: 435 Vote: average 11926 meh 4078
Today, I was at the mall. The escalator was broken, but instead of the sign saying "Sorry, escalator is out of service," it said "Sorry, escalator is temporarily stairs." MLIA
#737049 Comments: 834 Vote: average 10652 meh 981
Today, while at the movies, the cashier told me to, "Enjoy the movie!" I responded, "You too!" I felt stupid. MLIA.
#1096551 Comments: 333 Vote: average 10621 meh 659
Today, I realised that Twilight used to be just a time of day. I miss that. MLIA.
#1137228 Comments: 354 Vote: average 10564 meh 834
Last night, I pulled an all nighter to finish my Psychology paper...on sleep deprivation. MLIA
#1101016 Comments: 1076 Vote: average 9967 meh 496
Today, the Jehovah witness people came to my house. When they asked me, "do you have the time to hear the good news." Deciding to be nice I said, "sure, come on in." after sitting on the couch in my family room for about 30 awkward seconds, I said, "well aren't you guys going to say something?" they replied, "we have never made it this far". MLIA
#694884 Comments: 91 Vote: average 9054 meh 375
Today, I realized all of my credit cards expire in December 2012. Interesting. MLIA.
#1098926 Comments: 304 Vote: average 8855 meh 860
For about two years, my best friend has been watering a fake plant. It makes him feel important, so nobody says anything. MLIA
#737013 Comments: 66 Vote: average 8789 meh 492

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