Best of This Month
Today, I had to write a paragraph on motivation. I couldn't bring myself to do it. MLIA
Today, I logged onto MLIA for the first time in a while. I read some post and was shocked! The stories are all fake and not average at ALL! I loved the old MLIA when there were stories I could actually relate to. Where the stories were short and simple and didn't end in cliches. Where the stories were about average things and not harry potter or forts or amazing things happening in school. This site has turned into one giant the MLIAwesome category. This site has to change back. If all you people who are ACTUALLY average "average" this post, and we get at least 2000 post, the admin might start only entering averages stories. They have no other choice but to enter fakes stories if all the stories in the voting area are fake. So please average people, make this get 2000 averages. MLIA
Today, for the first time in my life, I finished a tube of Chapstick instead of just losing it. MLIA.
Today, I just died from cancer. i read MLIA everyday and it makes me laugh all the time. All i ever wanted was an MLIA post about me. Please make my dream come true because I'm dead. MLIA.
Today, the Jehovah witness people came to my house. When they asked me, "do you have the time to hear the good news." Deciding to be nice I said, "sure, come on in." after sitting on the couch in my family room for about 30 awkward seconds, I said, "well aren't you guys going to say something?" they replied, "we have never made it this far". MLIA
Every time someone uses 'rofl' in a text or IM, all I can picture is Scooby Doo trying to say 'waffle' MLIA
Today, I decided to test a theory. If you prefer the average stories, please approve this, if you prefer the unaverage stories, please reject this. Thank you for your time, MLIA.
Today, I was making milkshakes in the yard with my friend because I got a milkshake machine. The next thing I knew my very good looking neighbours jumped over the fence and asked if they could make some too. I guess my milkshakes really do bring the boys to the yard.
Recently I was diagnosed with cancer and was sen to get treated in the childrens hospital. I'm a teenager. Yesterday while I was waiting for my nurse to come out I decided to try and entertain a group of the younger children in the waiting room. I yelled "the floor is lava" and the game was set in motion. The 5 of us continued to play for at least an hour. When we were too tired to continue I took to reading MLIA stories to them outloud, which they loved. They wanted to know if they could get their names on this cool site. It was one of the best days in my life. This is for you Rylie Adams, Cameron Shicks, Macie Kellen and Jace McKlough. We'll make it through. <3
Today my wife and I found out the baby we are having is a girl. I want to name her Hermione. We are both avid MLIA readers and she said if I can get a MLIA posted about it we can name the baby Hermione. If not, she gets to name her Bella. Come on readers. I don't want a sparkly vampire loving baby. MLIA
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March's proceeds will also go toward building that well. See our progress below - updated 2/23
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