Best of This Month
Today after reading about Dumbledore's death I cried for half an hour while my 6 year old daughter comforted me. MLIA
My German Shepard has learned to hug... without the obligatory humping! MLIA
Today I was walking and I saw a twenty dollar bill on the ground with a string on it. I picked it up and the string broke and then I heard someone from behind a building say "ahhh fidle sticks." That made my day. OLIA
Sat down in front of my closet last night to wait for my sister to finish in the bathroom so I could brush my teeth. Next thing I knew, it was 6am and I was on the floor of my closet. MLIA.
Today at Goodwill, I sat on a couch waiting while my Aunt was shopping. A cute guy came over and said, "Since you're sitting there, I'll have to put a price tag on you." I said "Go ahead" But he only smiled and walked away. MLIA.
I missed the first day of school to be on Family Feud. My family won $20,000. MLIA
Today, I saw a very large man driving a very small car. Behind him was a very large truck being driven by a very small man. MLIA
Today, I noticed that the stories here were getting more average. This made me happy. Then I made a sandwich. MLIA.
Today my friend and I started randomly talking about what we eat in the summer. I said that sometimes I eat Kraft Mac and Cheese, but only the 3 Cheese Shells kind. To this she responded, "Oh my god me too! Do you know what this means? We can eat mac n cheese together!" I couldn't stop laughing. I pick good friends. MLIA