In 5/15/11, my very best friend Kayla passed away. When she was in 2nd grade she was diagnosed with "Cystic Fibrosis". She was an absolutely amazing person. No matter how hard it got, she always pushed through it. Even when she could hardly breathe, she was so brave. When she was first diagnosed, she could not pronounce "Cystic Fibrosis", so she said "65 roses" and her favorite color was purple. So we put a big bouquet of 65 purple roses next to her grave. We love you Kayla and will never forget you! She loved this website so we thought this would be a wonderful way to memorilze her! HLWA :] (her life was average)

Today, the girl i have a crush on tripped in front of me. Using my ninja skills i was able to catch her and in the process spun her around towards me. Guess who now has a date on Friday? Not me. It was just really awkward and i am now known as the weird kid who grabs people. MLIA

Today I noticed that I always go down the stairs starting with my right foot. Curious, I decided to try my left. I ended up falling and breaking my arm. MLIA

Today, I realized how much my mom would have loved this website. Once, we played baseball with stale bread. Another time, we had a toothpaste squirting contest. She did so many other average things. Sadly, she died last November. I found this site this past March. It has made me laugh every day since. Thank you, MLIA, for being my saving grace. MLIA and MMLWA (my moms life was average)

Today at school we were playing kickball. On my turn (I can't kick for my life) I kicked the ball straight up and hit a goose flying overhead. MLIA.

Today, I thought it was going to be an unaverage day. I was wrong. My uncle came to my school, with a llama on a leash, and walked it around school. My uncle is from Australia. The llama.. well.. I dont know where it's from. MLIA

Today, I found out that Benkinersphobia is the fear of not recieving a hogwarts letter when your 11. MLIA

Today, I was on Grouchy Rabbit when I saw this "Fact: There's no such thing as an automatic door, just gentleman ninjas." I felt it was worthy of this site. MLIA

Today I was at the mall with my friends when a guy in a banana costume ran past us screaming "MY END IS NEAR RUN AWAY, RUN AWAY!!!" We were really condfused until another guy in a giant gorilla costume ran afer him screaming "NOOO MY SNACK GREW LEGS. COME BACK SNACK COME BAAAAAAAAAACK!!" Turns out the guys in the suits were my biology teacher and his hot son. I learnd that my teacher is the coolest person ever and I now have a date with his son. MLIA.

Today some guy came into work and bought 9 packets of glow in the dark stars. He said his girlfriend was on-call, and they didn’t get much time together. So he was going to write ‘will you marry me’ across the roof. I swear I almost died of adorable. MLIA