Today I saw a man at least 60 years old expertly riding a shopping cart across a parking lot. In front of the automatic doors, he got off and acted like nothing happened. My faith has been restored in the older generation. MLIA

Today, I realized that I enjoy driving at night when it is snowing because it feels like I am traveling at warp speed. MLIA

Today I realized that I dance ballet whenever I cook something in the microwave. MLIA

Today, I was at my dad's office, listening to my iPod. I thought there was some strange echo in my earphones for it sounded like the song was repeating itself after each section. I took the earbud out, only to discover that the radio station was playing the exact same song. Epic. MLIA

Today while I was enjoying my waffle cone at an ice cream shop, two workers behind the counter put on fake mustaches and began speaking fake italian to each other. If they had done that prior to my order, they would have gotten a larger tip. MLIA.

Today I told my best friend that he looks like the Mexican version of Harry Potter during the fourth movie (you know with the long hair). The look on his face was so grateful and happy you would have thought I had just told him that I was giving him a free pass to Narnia for his birthday. MLIA

Today, I discovered that my english teacher has a Facebook page. She is a fan of one thing and one thing only: fist pumping like a champ. MLIA.

Today, my sister and I were talking to our 3-year old cousin. We asked him what his favorite food was, and he said "chicken." We then asked him what his least favorite food was; he said "socks." MLIA

A while back in my Environmental Science class we were talking about hurricanes. My teacher asked this really sIutty girl what some of the effects of hurricanes are, and she replied, "Well everything gets all wet and dirty." Suddenly the quietest guy in class looks up and goes, "Megan, no one asked about your weekend." Never have I laughed so hard in my life. MLIA

Today, I went to see Breaking Dawn Part 2 with my friends. When it got to the part when Edward first shows up on screen, some lady behind me yelled "OH MY GOD, IT'S CEDRIC! HE'S ALIVE, YAAAY!". We turned around and saw that it was our biology teacher. We had a test the next day that I didn't study for (I spent my time on Mystery Google). I drew a picture of edward on the back of my test that said "I know where you were last night. I wont tell if you give me an A because this is too hard." She handed the test back and it said "too hard? THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID." New favorite teacher? I think so. And then I met my soul mate. Best.Day.Ever MLIA