Best of This Month
Today after reading about Dumbledore's death I cried for half an hour while my 6 year old daughter comforted me. MLIA
My German Shepard has learned to hug... without the obligatory humping! MLIA
Today I was walking and I saw a twenty dollar bill on the ground with a string on it. I picked it up and the string broke and then I heard someone from behind a building say "ahhh fidle sticks." That made my day. OLIA
Sat down in front of my closet last night to wait for my sister to finish in the bathroom so I could brush my teeth. Next thing I knew, it was 6am and I was on the floor of my closet. MLIA.
Today at Goodwill, I sat on a couch waiting while my Aunt was shopping. A cute guy came over and said, "Since you're sitting there, I'll have to put a price tag on you." I said "Go ahead" But he only smiled and walked away. MLIA.
Today, I saw a very large man driving a very small car. Behind him was a very large truck being driven by a very small man. MLIA
Today, I noticed that the stories here were getting more average. This made me happy. Then I made a sandwich. MLIA.
Today, I woke up and I did not feel like P. Diddy. MLIA
Today, I was driving my Grandma to lunch with my family. While I was driving she told me to slow down, because she once got a ticket on the road we were on in 1973. MLIA
On the way to work yesterday morning I was stuck in traffic near a construction site. One of the big, barrel-type traffic pylons DEFINITELY looked like it had a face, so I took a picture of it. When I got home, I sent it to my girlfriend, because it was the most interesting thing to happen to me that day. She looked, but she didn't see the face. MLIA.