Best of Today
Today, I was at an aquarium. In one section there was a bunch of penguins. A girl was stomping and crying because she couldn't take one home. She is a senior in my class. MLIA
Today my little brother scared me so bad with a whoopie cushion that I actually farted. MLIA
A week ago, during the earthquake I was in the basement with my brother, who was playing some video game where he was in a helicopter. When the earthquake happened, my brother said, "WOAH! THIS GAME HAS THE BEST GRAPHICS EVER!" HLIA
Today I was choreographing a dance with an umbrella as a prop. I was dancing on the sidewalk because there I have room to swing around my umbrella. That's when my next door neighbor cop drives by. The look on his face was priceless. MLIA
Today, my sister(1) came into the living room to ask my other sister(2) if she wanted gravy with her mashed potatoes. Sister 2 answered What kind of mashed potatoes. Sister 1 answered...mashed. TLAA
Today while reading DBPB I saw the post "Dear millionaires, If you dont have trampoline floors and a giant slide that goes from your bed to a pool, you are wasting your money. Sincerely, I'd have so much fun." Don't forget the bubble-wrapped walls, the ball-pit, and the Justin Bieber-pin bowling alley! MLIA
Today, I walked into my family room and what did I see? My dogs asleep on the couch? Nope, I saw my dad watching spongebob. He was singing along to the theme song, I hid behind the couch so I could watch my dad more without him knowing, he laughed about 12 times in 10 minutes. O dad... I love you. MLIA
Today I red this post "After the 5.8 earthquake here in Maryland, I wasn't scared at all, and realized it was an earthquake. However, I got a ton of texts with what my friends first thought it was. Their reasoning? A bomb, the roof caving in, and a washing machine. Yes, a washing machine. MLIA" Well I thought it was my printer. MLIA
Today was my first day of middle school, and a boy who I didn't even know, came up to me and said, " i'm Jeremy and I'm going to marry you. Then, he sat with me at lunch and science and we became good friends. Now if some body asks if we are dating, he says, we are already married. MLIA.
Today, me and my friend decided to go rafting down the river. It was my first time so I was really excited just to relax and soak in some sun. The day consisted of singing pocahontas songs at the top of our lungs, having a troup of ducks follow us around and befriending a man that promised to teach us how to break dance. Needless to say, I have high expectations for next time. MLIA