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Today, I logged onto MLIA for the first time in a while. I read some post and was shocked! The stories are all fake and not average at ALL! I loved the old MLIA when there were stories I could actually relate to. Where the stories were short and simple and didn't end in cliches. Where the stories were about average things and not harry potter or forts or amazing things happening in school. This site has turned into one giant the MLIAwesome category. This site has to change back. If all you people who are ACTUALLY average "average" this post, and we get at least 2000 post, the admin might start only entering averages stories. They have no other choice but to enter fakes stories if all the stories in the voting area are fake. So please average people, make this get 2000 averages. MLIA
Today, I decided to test a theory. If you prefer the average stories, please approve this, if you prefer the unaverage stories, please reject this. Thank you for your time, MLIA.
Today I realized how lame MLIA has gotten with all the same boring, cliche, made up stories. This is ridiculous and needs to stop. I'll come back when the real MLIA does. Because I mean it when I say MLIA.
The other day I got pulled over by a cop for speeding. He told me, "I've been waiting for someone like you to come by". I replied "I know! Which is why I tried to get here as fast as I could so you wouldn't have to wait long." He laughed. I didn't get a ticket. MLIA
Today, while at the movies, the cashier told me to, "Enjoy the movie!" I responded, "You too!" I felt stupid. MLIA.
Last night, I pulled an all nighter to finish my Psychology paper...on sleep deprivation. MLIA
Yesterday evening, I went to bed, at my house, in my own bed. The next morning, I woke up on Jupiter. I wasn't confused because this didn't actually happen. MLIA
Today, my manager called me frantically asking if I could come in and work at 3pm. I am scheduled to work at 3pm. I told her yes. MLIA
Today, I realized all of my credit cards expire in December 2012. Interesting. MLIA.
Today, my cross country team had a sleepover. We heard the boys team was going to teepee us, so we hid in one of the girls vans. When the boys came, they started teepeeing the car we were in, and we drove away. When we got to the end of the street, they had left their keys in their getaway car, so we took it and parked it in a random spot in the neighborhood. Then, we drove back in our van and gave them their keys, and told them to have fun finding their car. Grand theft auto: check. MLIA.
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March's proceeds will also go toward building that well. See our progress below - updated 2/23
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