MyLifeIsAverage

Today I learned that putting witty answers to questions on assignments will not always give you full credit awarded. Sometimes, it will get your parents called. MLIA

Today, I found out the various ways that the kids in my class used to disguise their phones ringing: 7 kids made theirs sound like coughing, 3 made theirs sound like the rattling of the air conditioning, and 1 even recorded himself writing so it would sound like he was taking notes if his phone went off. I set my phone to silent

Today, I realized that my period was over a week late. I got rather scared until I remembered I'm a virgin. MLIA

My boyfriend is fighting in afghanistan right now and doesn't get to check his email, but his CO lets them go on MLIA to keep their spirits up. So Taylor, you're the daddy of a little princess now, and I plan to make sure you keep your promise and come home in one piece, I love you. MLIA.

Yesterday, I was studying really hard for my science exam and was getting extremely stressed about it. My dad walked into my room around 11:00, concerned, and asked if he could do anything to help. Completely exhausted and emotionally wasted, I turned around and yelled "No! You know, why don't you go bake me a cake or something. With sprinkles!!!" and went back to work. When I got home today after taking the exam, I saw a vanilla cake with sprinkles sitting on the table with a note from my dad wishing me luck. Thanks, daddy. MLIA

Today I was walking past two people, a guy and a girl, and I heard them talking. The guy said something, and the girl said "I have a boyfriend." The guys said "I have two goldfish." The girl looked confused and said "What?" then the guys said "Oh.. I thought we were naming things that don't matter." I walked by again to high five this guy. The girl's face was priceless, especially seeing as its my girlfriend. MLIA.

Today, while on MysteryGoogle I got a result that said "I'm gay, please tell me you still love me...--- --- ----" I noticed the area code was the same as mine. I decided to text them anyways, when I hit send, I realized that it was my ex-boyfriend's number. I guess I know why he broke up with me now. MLIA

I was eating milk duds today in the little packs. Usually, I get four but I only got three this time. I got so angry and called "The Hershey Company" on the back of the box. I complained to them and they asked for my name and address, town, phone number and zip code. Only a few days later I received a box filled with styrofoam. After going through it for about a minute, I found one lonely milk dud at the bottom. MLIA.

Today, I was talking to my mom and she told me that on the 100th day of kindergarten we were asked what we would do with 100 dollars. Instead of the standard answer of toys, cars, or houses I said I would buy my mom pajamas so she wouldn't have to sleep naked. It was put in the school newsletter. MLIA

One day my spanish teacher commented on my purse and mentioned that she had a necklace that would match it perfectly. Later that day, there was an announcement over the intercom saying that I need to stop by the spanish room, so I did. She had gone home in between periods to get it for me. MLIA