MyLifeIsAverage

My health teacher is overweight. MLIA

Today, I realized that while like many other MLIA-ers WHEN I READ ALL CAPS, MY INNER VOICE YELLS but also whenpeopletypelikethismyinnervoiceautomaticallyspeedsup. MLIA

Today, I remembered that a year and a half ago, when my dad was having an MRI to find out if he had cancer, the nurse asked him if he had any type of metal on his person, as it would interfere with the machine. His reply? "Only my heart of gold and my nerves of steel." Oh, how I miss that man.

Today, I read on MLIA that aibohphobia is the fear of palindromes, or words spelled the same backwards and forwards. The funny thing was that aibohphobia is a palindrome itself. Then I read on a site that aibohphobia was discovered in 1991 and is treated with Xanax. MLIA.

Today, I realized that me and my best friends have so many inside jokes that none of our conversations make sense anymore. MLIA.

Today is my mom's birthday. Instead of making her a cake, I baked a pie. I used 3 1/4 cup of pecans and finished baking at 3:14. Today is March 14th. It's pi time. MLIA

A few days ago, one of my best friends finally broke up with her jerk of a boyfriend because he had been pressuring her too much. She had already bought him his Christmas present, though, which was a pair of drumsticks he really wanted. So she left them on his car with a note saying "because you can't play me, and you will never bang me." MLIA

Today, I walked on water to get to class. It was frozen, but it was water nonetheless.

Today, my best friend was over. She said something like, "Wow that was really hard," of course I said, "That's what she said" My now 9 year old little brother turns around and says, "Who is she? Mom and dad talk about her all the time!" I chose not to explain by using a "don't worry about it" line. A few minutes later I said, "I don't think it'll fit in here," my friend said, "That's what he said" to which my brother responded, "SO NOW THERE'S A BOY!?!?!? WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?" MLIA

Today, I was walking down the hall while reading. I then saw another person trying to do the same thing but they kept bumping into people. I on the other hand managed to walk around everyone. She was reading New Moon I was reading Harry Potter. MLIA.