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Today, actually two weeks ago, we were taking a math quiz. After we finished, he gave us a huge box of crayons and many coloring book pages from spongebob, to carebears, to cookie monsters. This is also the same teacher that taught us that a rhombus is a square, but with a "gangsta lean" on it. Best math teacher ever? Yes.
#2987294 Comments: 6 Vote: average 210meh 19Share 
Today, I blew my little brother's mind by informing him that James Earl Jones, the voice of Darth Vader, is also the voice of Mufasa. He then told me that as cool as that is, The Lion King is nothing compared to Mulan. We went on to debate this topic for the next half hour. I'm 19 and he's 17. MLIA.
#2987268 Comments: 4 Vote: average 201meh 20Share 
A few days ago, my parents went on a vacation to Jamaica and left my teenaged brother home alone. They told me to check up on him because they thought he might have a party or something. Today he called me to tell me he took a break from playing Skyrim, went to buy chocolate milk and locked himself out of the house. I'm not worried about him. MLIA
#3254509 Comments: 29 Vote: average 199meh 6Share 
Today I was having a really crappy day at school. On my way home I was stopped at a stop light with my hand out the window. When out of no where the person in the passenger seat in the car next to me reached out and gave me a high five. Day made. MLIA.
#2987956 Comments: 1 Vote: average 190meh 2Share 
Today, I looked up my name on urban dictionary and found that it means to repeatedly fall off a chair or table...this sounds about right. mlia.
#3038125 Comments: 3 Vote: average 177meh 9Share 
Today, well maybe not today, my friends and I were all standing around outside at lunch. Some kid comes running out looking for someone and calling someones name, but no one, me included, really pays attention. All of a sudden the kid calls out "HEY STUPID!!" Me and my friends all look over...MLIA
#2987289 Comments: 0 Vote: average 176meh 19Share 
Today I had my World Geo final. As the teacher was handing a girl a stack of tests to pass back, the girl's phone went off. My teacher started doing a little dance and talking about how much she liked the song. Then a guy started singing it and she told him he ruined it. MLIA
#3098461 Comments: 7 Vote: average 171meh 19Share 
Today, I decided I wanted to learn Irish Gaelic. On my quest to find a good free site to help me in this endeavor, I found a site with a very useful phrase. Yes, I am so glad to be able to tell someone Tá m'árthach foluaineach lán d'eascanna (my hovercraft is full of eels). MLIA.
#3182236 Comments: 3 Vote: average 168meh 16Share 
For my Ecology class I had to make a video showing positive human influences on the earth. I used "He Lives in You" from the Lion King II for background music. This caused my teacher to go home and download a whole bunch of disney songs to listen and sing to. The next day he told us when his wife came home he was sleeping and she heard him burst out in a spontaneous Little Mermaid song (Kiss the Girl). :) I'm proud to have caused this. MLIA
#3032645 Comments: 18 Vote: average 167meh 8Share 
Today I went to Mystery Seeker and asked it what I should do today. The result? "Ron Weasley." MLIA
#3119302 Comments: 2 Vote: average 163meh 11Share 

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