MyLifeIsAverage

Today, I went to the International House of Pancakes, and ordered waffles. MLIA

Today in my Ancient History class, we were told that Jesus first appeared around 4 BC, and that we started our calendar late. If this is true, then it isn't 2009, it's 2013. Take that, 2012.

Today, I convinced my pregnant sister that a baby shower is simply lame, and that she should have a fetus fiesta instead. We are now searching for deals on sombreros and baby-themed pinatas. MLIA.

Today, the school drama troupe went to IHOP after the performance. We took up about four or five tables put end to end. Suddenly, the table of four girls next to us started clapping. A few kids at our table(s) decided to be obnoxious and start clapping with them (including me). The next thing I knew, half the restaraunt was cheering loudly. What were the original girls clapping about? One of their friends used a public restroom for the first time. HerLIA

Today, I was in class, and I felt like the guy I sit next to was staring at me. Being a little shy, that made me nervous, and I thought he was reading my mind. I didnt want him to hear my thoughts, so i meantally screamed as loud as i could. I looked over at him and he was cringing. I asked him if he heard my mental scream, and if he was a mind reader. He then replied,"No, you just had an odd look on your face, so i decided to go along with it, MLIA? We have a date Saturday. MLIA

Today, I was at my little brother's Christmas program. The speaker told us that, in order to get to know each other, we should turn to our neighbors and, no, not say hi, but give them a fist bump. I watched as one particular old woman punch someone's face instead. MLIA

Today I picked the theme for my next birthday party. The theme is 'MLIA.' costume ideas i have come up with so far include a pirate, a ninja, a swedish fish, Hannah Montana with a knife stuck through her head, a Walmart employee and a snuggie. it will be the most average party ever. MLIA.

Today, I read that my Softsoap brand bodywash contains no soap. I feel I've been washing myself with lies. MLIA.

When I was little, I used to think that socks came in left and right pairs. I thought I was some kind of sock genius because every single time, without fail, I got both socks on the correct feet. MLIA

Today, my boyfriend told me that I'm the first person he's ever cried over, then corrected himself saying that the first person was Dobby when he died. I'm honored to be after Dobby. And Joe, I love you. MLIA