MyLifeIsAverage

Today I spent all of my money on a new wallet. MLIA

Today, I saw one of my friends' statuses was "--- is blue." I was feeling kind of down that day so I commented "same..." but then realized that everyone was posting their bra colors that day. I'm a guy. It was awkward. MLIA.

A month ago, I was in Paris with my family visiting my dad's side. When we went shopping, I was hit in the head by a paper airplane. Today, I was on MLIA, and read how two friends threw a paper airplane off the Eiffel Tower. What a small world. MLIA.

Today, I saw the Chuck E. Cheese commercial where the mom covers the entire room in bubble wrap, and the kids have very sad faces. I'm still not sure why they were sad. If my mom did that, I would be extremely excited. MLIA.

Today, I was shopping at Walmart and I saw a tough looking man with items in his cart that included latex gloves, trash bags, a butcher knife, gasoline, and matches. I asked him what exactly he planned to do with those things and he replied, "freak out cashiers." Walmart has suddenly become a lot more interesting. MLIA

The other day when I was at the movies with my friends we bought food and were 36 cents short. The cashier took 50 cents out of his pocket and put it in the cash register. He then gave us the 14 cents change. Now that's a gentlemen. MLIA.

Today, I bought a jar of One-a-Day gummie vitamins. It said to take two a day. MLIA

Today, the escalators in the subway were closed, so everyone was crammed onto the narrow set of stairs. I walked down the escalator. MLIA

Today, I saw a sign outside a church that said, "Stop , Drop and Roll does not work in Hell." My friends and I laughed the rest of the ride. MLIA.

Today, I learned that while my grandmother was in the hospital for a stroke, she referred to my grandfather not as her husband, but as "the man with the cute butt". MLIA