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Today, as i was watching Tangled and reading stories on MLIA.com, my sister comes in and requests my laptop. I said no. She leaves, frustrated, and i continue my reading and watching. 5 minutes later, she comes back with a piece of cardboard with faces drawn all over it. She says "My army." She then proceeds to beat me with the cardboard. As i am being beaten she quickly stops, grabs my laptop, throws the cardboard at me and runs out of my room yelling "GUYS KEEP HIM OCCUPIED!" Shes 9. MLIA.
#3295235 Comments: 8 Vote: average 388meh 8Share 
Today, (well actually a few days ago) my friends and I were at the mall. it was about 9 PM and we havnt eaten so we went to California Pizza Kitchen. Hostess: "hi how many?" me: "9" "name?" "Voldemort" "uhm name?" "voldemort" "thats your name?" "yep" later; Host: "He who must not be named?" "THATS ME!!!!" MLIA.
#3106308 Comments: 117 Vote: average 384meh 47Share 
Today, my mom went on a tour of a company that makes apps and other computer stuff like that. She saw a pile of nerf guns and asked what they were for. Her tour guide's answer? The office breaks out into random nerf gun battles...then it's a free for all. I want to work there! TLIA
#3120132 Comments: 8 Vote: average 262meh 14Share 
Today, I saw this post: "Today, while waiting in line for a roller coaster, I heard a group of people scream, "For Narnia!" while going down the first drop. TLAA" We wanted to dedicate every ride we went on to someone or something. Hope you enjoyed the show :P OLAA.
#3112230 Comments: 63 Vote: average 244meh 31Share 
Today, at Drama Camp, we were playing an acting game where we had to stand diagonally across from a person (both people in corners), crouch down, and when the music started playing, we had to get up and run to the person as if they were a long lost friend, all in slow motion. After a while, we decided to repeat the excercise, only the person is our worst enemy. I was paired against a Junior Counselor. When we both got to the middle of the room, we began to growl and snap at each other until he raised his foot and yelled (slowly and dramaticly), "THIS. IS. SPARTA!" and faked kicking me down. Favorite Junior Conselor ever. MLIA.
#3146247 Comments: 2 Vote: average 262meh 16Share 
Today, I went to the mall and bought three t-shirts. All of them had ninjas on them, and one of them glows in the dark. Everyone go to Sears. MLIA
#3101948 Comments: 16 Vote: average 257meh 30Share 
Today I was looking up holidays on my birthday. Because my birthday is one day before Harry Potter's, I looked up his. His birthday is on Parent's Day. The irony. HarrysLIA.
#3103336 Comments: 4 Vote: average 276meh 18Share 
Today, after plugging my laptop charger into the wall, I then proceeded, without paying attention, to attempt to plug the other end into my ear. Yeah, that didn't work... I also looked like an idiot. MLIA
#3191071 Comments: 12 Vote: average 333meh 13Share 
In my Sociology class after my teacher got fired for being high at school and falling asleep on the job, our class got this awesome sub.Anywho...I periodically doodled at the top of my homework and after getting back a worksheet that i had drawn a little dude eating a cookie, my new teacher wrote beside it the words of a truly wise man "nom nom nom!" that couldn't have made me more proud!Thanks for making my day:)MLIA
#3101959 Comments: 23 Vote: average 265meh 23Share 
Today on dearblankpleaseblank i saw this. Dear English teacher who made a typo on the handout, I am more than happy to do this essay in "MLIA" format. Sincerely, awesome. We have officially taken over. MLIA
#3117602 Comments: 1 Vote: average 276meh 34Share 

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