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jasmin
Today i got banned from drawing harry potter faces on eggs. Not because id droped a couple eggs ,because my mum was getting sick of me yelling "DONT KILL HARRYY!!!!!!!!!!!" everytime she went to use and egg. MLIA
Today, I was walking with my best friend in town when suddenly this guy dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow started circling me singing the Pirates of the Caribbean theme song. My friend then proceeded to take of her jacket and underneath was a budget ninja costume shirt. She then put on a ski mask she was hiding. "YOU. YOU NOT ALOUD IN THIS TOWN. THIS MY TOWN." She said this in a chinese impertination. The pirate gasped and tried to kill her with his fake sword. She then made weird movements and he ran away. I asked her who that was and she looked at me with a straight face. "I have no idea." MLIA
My parents came home with Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse. They said it was for "family movie night", which meant I couldn't go out. What did I do? I told them to watch the movies in a different order. They are so confused. Payback is sweet. MLIA.
Last winter, I got a full body red panda suit. My roommate refused to take me to walmart unless I was wearing it. The looks on the faces of the people at walmart as a giant red panda rooted through stuff? Priceless. I can't wait until winter again!
Today I was on a plane to New York to visit my aunt. My younger sister, next to me, was playing the iPod Shuffle game, and she screamed when she saw what the iPod gave her. She asked how she will die. She got "Crashed". HLIA
Today, during class, we had a substitute named Ms. Warner, (it actually turns out that she's related to the Warner Brothers) who played the iPod Shuffle game during class. She asked how she will die. What did she get? "Sandwich". HLIA
A couple days ago I had just gotten up. I was really tired and decided to get some milk for cereal. I got onto the counter to get a bowl (because I'm really short) and I accidently knocked the glass milk carton off the counter. But before it hit the ground I grabbed it with my feet. I felt like a monkey. MLIA
Today I noticed that I always go down the stairs starting with my right foot. Curious, I decided to try my left. I ended up falling and breaking my arm. MLIA
Today, (a while ago actually) me and my friends stayed after school, bored to death. What did we do? We went to the middle school, and made about 100 copies of a single sheet of paper. We then slipped them into all of the 5th graders lockers. We came back the next day, and got high-fives from all the 5th grade teachers. What was that letter you ask?
Hogwarts Acceptance Letters (:
-MLIA