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Today was Harry Potter vs. Twilight day at my school. Being me, I dressed up as Harry Potter (of course). Going through the halls, I didn't see one Twilight fan, except for two girls who had white sprakly stuff on their face. What made my day? They started crying because they couldn't get the white off. MLIA

Today, I looked up weird laws for Massachusetts. (the state I live in) I found that mourners at a funeral cannot eat more than three sandwiches. Good to know. MLIA

Today I got partnered with this guy I've had a crush on for a while now in my AP world studies class. We hadn't really talked much before so it was kind of awkward until he turned and started telling nerd jokes, I asked him if he watched Vlogbrothers and he responded excitedly that he did...we didn't get any work done but instead exchanged nerdy pick-up lines for the remaining 30 minutes. MLIA

Yesterday, I was reading a giant book of quotations and read a lot of great sayings by a guy named Anon. Thinking he was a Greek scholar or a Spanish writer, I looked him up on wikipedia. I then came to the realization that Anon is just a shortened form of the word 'anonymous.' MLIA.

Today, I was reading 'OMG Facts.' One of the top facts was "It is impossible to hum if you hold your nose closed." I tried to hum the Imperial March. I couldn't. MLIA

Today, I went into a stall of the girl's bathroom to find a picture of Robert Pattinson and the words "Edward Cullen is watching you pee" underneath it. Needless to say, I went to a different stall.

Today, feeling generous, I gave a homeless man a few dollars. Afterwards, I realized I'd given him a $100 bill, so I went back to talk to him. He started running when he saw me coming. MLIA.

Today I went into a furniture store and asked for a closet to narina. Instead of getting a weird look, the guy walked around with me and searched every wooden object. HisLIA

Today, I was reminded that, when my sister was pregnant the first time and found out she was going to have a girl, her husband gave her only two choices for the baby's name. Mary Jane after Mary Jane Watson of Spiderman or April after April O'Neil of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Fifteen years later, my niece can often be found wearing TMNT gear. MyNieceApril'sLIA.

My friend was riding in the car on a rainy night. She was reading the first Harry Potter out loud, it was at the part where Hagrid tells Harry he is a wizard. She said "You're a wizard Harry" out loud and then a flash of lightnig appeaded. She is now convinced she is magical. I have very special friends. MLIA