Today, I accidentally spilled juice on a blanket. So I threw it in the wash. When I pulled it out, I was upset that I couldn't find the stain to see if it was gone... I realized this didn't make any sense.

Today, my Health teacher passed back our first graded journals. I looked at the little notes she had written for me, and at the top of the yellow grade sheet, I noticed something. Turns out my teacher noticed the Slytherin icon I had included in my journal cover. She wrote: "I think I'm Ravenclaw material. :)" New favorite teacher? I think so. MLIA

I read on FML "Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box.FML",and I felt this belongs more on here then FML. MLIA

This morning i found out that my shorts are fire resistant. I got all excited about it, and then realized, they're shorts. MLIA

Today, I wanted to thank you guys for helping me. When I was suffering from sever anxiety a couple months ago, I would read this like a maniac all day. This was my main coping skill. It helped me so much to read your funny stories. Thank you MLIA. :)

Today one of my best friends asked me to homecoming by pouring fake blood all over my driveway. At the end of the trail there was a note saying "I'd kill to go to the dance with you." The blood won't come off. It turned pink. MLIA

Today was Crazy Hair Day at my school for homecoming week.I have long, dark brown hair and have always wanted to do the Princess Leia buns, so that's what I did. When I walked past my old American History teacher's classroom, he followed me into my next class singing the Darth Vader Theme and asking where Han Solo was. M(and His)LIA

Today at school I saw a picture of C3PO and R2D2 taped to a wall. The caption said "HAVE YOU SEEN THESE DROIDS?" Below that the paper was torn and ragged like it had strips to take and call but every strip was gone. MLIA

Today, since I don't know what I want to do after I graduate high school next week, I told my friend that I'm looking into a degree in procrastination. And that I'll choose what to specialise in later. A random walking past me laughed so hard he spat out his coffee. I'm glad that my sarcasm has brought someone joy. MLIA.

Today, my friend and I were hanging out when my mom came into the room. She announced that she would be taking my dog for a walk, but since my dog freaks out when he hears the word "walk", she said "I'm taking you-know-who for a you-know-what." I nodded and said goodbye, while my friend looked at me in horror. I asked her what was wrong and she said "Your mom's taking VOLDEMORT for an ABORTION?!" I didn't correct her. MLIA