jasmin

About a month ago, my friend and i played littlest pet shop monopoly while sitting in a princess tent on her front lawn. Her twin brother was really jealous. We're sixteen. OLIA

Today I was in a retro diner, my sister came back from the bathroom and said, "It is very hard to pee when James Dean is watching you." There was a cardboard cutout of James Dean in the handicap stall! MLIA

Today, me and my friends went into town. Realizing we didn't have enough money to take the bus home we made a bunch of signs selling free hugs. We made 5 dollars and blew it on soda. Night well-spent. MLIA.

After my AP US History Exam, I had a little time to kill. I drew a dinosaur in a top hat eating all of our tasty exams causing us to all get hundreds. I showed this too my teacher. He has it hanging up behind his desk. MLIA

Upon reading all the posts about people looking up their birthdays and finding quirky holidays that coincided with it, I decided I wanted to look up my own birthday as well. Then I remembered. I was born on Halloween. MLIA.

Today, I realized that on MLIA, most of the stories have perfect grammar and spelling. Hearing about MLIT in a story, I decided to look at the website just for fun. One story said "my hair is bown jus like bellas". I think that the fact that they managed to spell the words brown and just wrong in the same sentence really says something about the kind of people who read Twilight. MLIA.

Today I was putting gas into my car when i happend to look up and saw their advertising billboard that said "Contains 00% gas". I started woundering what I was paying three dollars a gallon for. MLIA

so i come home and my brother picks me up several times...(im little). I then ask him why he keeps picking me up. he says im trying to reanact the lion king where he lifts simba up, then he starts singing the lion king song. MLIA(:

Today my friend made me fall for one of those gullible tricks. My mom over heard the conversation and told my friend that the word gullible is not in the dictionary. He believed her and proceeded to look up the word in the dictionary. What made it better? He could not find the word and believed she was telling the truth.

Today, I was going to submit a story. Then I saw that the security thing said to type it "We're working on a new line of bacon- pants". I'm not only extremely confused, but I've completely forgot my story. MLIA.