Yesterday, after reading the MLIA about Antidaephobia, I decided to try it on my friend. I went up to her and asked, "Do you suffer from antidaephobia?" "What?" "The fear that somewhere a duck is watching you." She told me it was ridiculous and no one can be afraid of ducks. Today, I went up to her with a rubber duck and whispered "quack" into her ear. She screamed and ran into a wall. I win. MLIA

Yesterday, my little sister lost her first tooth. Of course, she put her tooth under her pillow so the tooth fairy could give her some money. I woke up this morning, and she was all excited she got five dollars. Out of nowhere she says: "HEY!Daddy, I can get a foot long sub at subway!" I have taught her well.

It's my daughter's 2nd birthday on Wednesday; my mother patronizingly asked her "Do you know what day is it on Wednesday?" She looked at her and said Wednesday. I love my baby. MLIA.

Today, at the hotel bar were I work, I was serving a business man his coffee as he started his computer. I heard a loud start up blip that I recognised and turned to him and asked "Skype?". We exchanged accounts, and every time he wanted to order more coffee he would make a video call to my laptop I had behind the bar. He must have ordered a dozen coffees. Thats how fun it was. MLIA.

A while ago my sister was getting dressed and when she went to put on her jeans she noticed the the button at the top of them said Emergency Exit. MLIA

My science teacher makes you stand on your desk and dance to your ring tone if your phone rings in class. I got her cell number and called her in class, her ring-tone? her singing "I hate twilight Harry's better, I hate twilight YES I DO" to the tune of bob the builder. New favourite teacher. yes. MLIA

Today, I was reading the credits to one of my video games. Under special thanks it had some people and then it had: All our moms and dads. I'm glad video game makers know they should thank their parents. MLIA

Today, my new dentist told me that I should brush my teeth four times every other day, spread out evenly between the two days. I was confused because I'd always been told to brush my teeth twice a day. Then, I realized that what he told me is basically twice a day. MLIA

Today I wanted to go to the mall, but couldn't because I'm dog sitting. I took the dog to the mall with me and put on sunglasses to give the impression that I was blind and he was my seeing dog. It worked. MLIA

Two weeks ago, I lost my PSP at school. Today, I found an unopened box containing a PSP, on the side a memory stick and the same game I lost along with my old one. A note on the side of the box read "Sorry, I accidentally broke your old one." I should start losing things at school more often. MLIA.