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Today, while at KFC, I was eating dinner with my mom. Behind me, I heard a little boy and his parents talking. They asked him how old he would be next month, and he answered yellow. Made my day. MLIA
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Today, whilst walking down the road, i saw a man, with his large dog, dressed up as Hagrid, saying "Thas' it Fang, we'll catch them Unicorn killin' Muggles." Made. My. Day. HLIA
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Today, I walked into a McDonald's to find a hardcore biker explaining his new upgrades to his bike to the the cashier. He then proceeded to buy a happy meal. MLIA
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Today at my school i realized my Chorus teacher was kidding about flying monkies attacking you when you talked during class... 10 minutes later my teacher was standing behind me with a monkey gun shooting me with little plastic flying monkeys from The Wizard Of Oz. New favorite teacher? I think yes! M(and her)LIA
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Today, I found a stuffed toy. I spent a good while trying to make it do a headstand and stay up, and when I finally did it, I called to my brother to 'COME AND SEE HOW AWESOME THIS IS!'. Then my mum, who is 48, said 'Well see how awesome THIS is.' and got on the floor and did a headstand. MLIA.
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Today my friend and I were talking about our maths exams. For one of her questions she was asked "Find the value of [x,y,z]." She didn't know how to answer it so she wrote "Who am I to decide its value? We are all equal." and drew a peace sign. She better freaking get at least one mark for that. HLIA
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Today I was at subway, and when getting my drink there was a little sign next to the fruit punch that said "0% Juice". I got it anyway. MLIA
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Today, my boyfriend came over before I woke up and built a blanket fort in my room, left a picnic basket filled with coloring books, crayons and cookies on my desk and drew a picture of pokemon on my door. He made ash look like himself and me a pikachu. Under it he wrote, "I choose you." Needless to say I was very confused when I woke up. I think he's a keeper. MLIA.
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Today, I saw a guy texting and driving. It was an ambulance. MLIA
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Yesterday I decided to join the Google vs Yahoo competition. Since I've always used Yahoo I never saw the point in Google so I typed in "Who Could I" into both search engines. Yahoo came up with Who Could I Turn To and Google came up with Who Could I Date at Hogwarts. I feel I've been converted. MLIA
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