Today, my family and I were eating at a restaurant and somehow out of the conversation, my mom says, "Well, I think we're a pretty intelligent family." At that moment, we all turn and look at my brother who is blowing bubbles in his drink with a straw, which suddenly spills over onto his lap. We couldn't stop laughing. MLIA

Today, I was walking with my cousin, it was dark out. A car came up and someone said "Do you girls need a ride?" I politely said no without looking at the person, and the car drove off. I then got a text from my dad and it said I've taught you well darling. He was the guy in car. I love my dad. MLIA

Today in french class the teacher handed back the quizzes we had taken the previous week. Most of the class had failed it. Thankfully, when the teacher announced we were to hand them back in so she could put them in the grade-book, my quiz got caught in a gust of wind and flew right out the open window. The teacher took it as a sign and threw the rest of our quizzes out the window, turned around and continued class as though nothing had happened. MLIA.

About a week ago I went out to the movies and while waiting in line to get my ticket I heard a girl say, "Why does it smell like popcorn in here." I really hope she was kidding. MLIA

Today, my history teacher asked our class which way north was. We all pointed in different directions. He said, 'Phew, a girl in my last class pointed up, Good job guys!' MLIA.

Today, I got an iced coffe from McDonald's on my way to work. The cup said, "CAUTION: This product is HOT." I complained at the register, saying that it was alse advertising and I was going to sue, just to see what they would do. The young clerk stuttered an apology and gave me ten of those little apple pies and my iced coffe for free. I decided not to sue. MLIA.

Today I was doing research for a speech on the negative aspects of high heels. Into Google I typed "high heels are..." and it said "high heels are a male invention designed to make it harder for women to run away" Yahoo just thinks that high heels are to big. MLIA.

During Creative Writing class, my teacher told us that the poem was about death and rebirth...I said "But, dad, don't we eat the antelope?" and my teacher responded, "Yes, Simba, but let me explain. When we die we become the grass and the antelope eat the grass and thus we are all part of the circle of life." I love my school. MLIA

Today, I found a group that was called "If 100,000 join, we will have a big group". Finally, a group that has to keep to it's promise. MLIA

Today I was in the shower when two bottles of shampoo fell off the shelf. I skillfully grabbed them both before hitting the ground, and, while feeling like a ninja, I wished to myself that my brother was there to witness it. I then realized that I had just wished that my brother was in the shower with me. I am willing to give up my ninja skills to get that image out of my head. MLIA.