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At our floor meeting, the R.A. was explaining the rules of power strips in the room and said, "you can't just plug a power strip into a power strip into a power strip, it's not Inception." MLIA.
today, i hit my volleyball into my neighbors lawn. and instead of just walking through his newly watered grass to get it, i jumped from rock to rock pretending the grass was lava and unconsiouly making my own sound effects. turns out my neighbor was filming the whole thing from his window and showed everyone on the block. i am now the block's ninja. MLIA
Today I tried going on youtube and it said that there was an error loading the page and that there were highly trained undercover monkeys trying to fix the problem... Confused? Me too... MLIA:)
Today, i found out that while Elvis was in the service, he and another man were thrown into a German jail for getting into a bar fight because they were both boxers, but no one knew that so it counted as a consealed weapon, and Elvis couldn't get ahold of any of his guys to catch the bail. The man he was thrown in with? He was my great uncle. The person who paid the $20 to have them bailed them both out? My great grandma. TLAA
The other day, I read a post about a bubble wrap calendar where every day of the year, you pop a bubble. All I could think was "How do you only pop ONE bubble every day?!" MLIA.
Today I was on mystery seeker. I asked "Where's Waldo?" It then sent me to a page about prison, thank you for informing me Waldo has been bad. MLIA.
Today i read a post that goes "I married my now husband Alexandre Norris in June. I'm 6 months pregnant with a baby boy. He agreed to name our child Chuck if I get 1000 averages... please people CHUCK NORRIS!" so wouldn't that make you Mrs. Norris? I think I speak for all MLIAers that you should get a cat asap.
Today was my first day of senior year in high school. To calm my nerves last night, I watched Mulan. I'm 17 & still find comfort in Disney Classics. MLIA
today my sister was reading her facebook posts she came across one that said " Today i was in my car and i saw 2 hobos hitting each other with pieces of cardboard, pillow fight?" ----MLIA