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Today I bought the light saber application for my iPod touch. The same day, i went into the principals office and began to have a ferocious light saber duel with him. He staggered back, defeated, and then took my iPod away. My friend got the whole thing on tape. Getting it confiscated was so worth it . MLIA.
#641585 Comments: 12 Vote: average 2288 meh 337
A few days ago, to make me feel better while I was in the ER, my mom was telling stories about her college days. Apparently, when boys would escort their girlfriends back to the girls dorm and looked like they were about to kiss them, my mom would be at her window with a megaphone saying, "I am the voice of God. Go for it." Oh, mom. How I love you. MLIA.
#641584 Comments: 56 Vote: average 3366 meh 141
Today I smacked a birthmark on my arm thinking it was a bug. I felt like an idiot. But I did it again a few hours later. MLIA
#641521 Comments: 76 Vote: average 3157 meh 204
Today, I realized all the dishes in my house were dirty, not wanting to do any dishes I searched for an alternative. I am eating cereal out of a bucket.
#641498 Comments: 46 Vote: average 3702 meh 340
Today every boy in my class told our Scottish substitute teacher that his name was Angus. He then revealed that his name too was Angus and invited us all into the staff room for an Angus Party. MLIA
#641479 Comments: 20 Vote: average 2806 meh 204
Today, I managed to get a papercut from a kleenex. I then spent the next two hours trying to recreate the cut. MLIA
#641484 Comments: 29 Vote: average 3037 meh 230
The other day, I had a test in Calculus. I was almost positive I failed like no one has failed before. Once I was finished, at the top of my paper I drew an illustration of an epic test bombing, complete with Kamikaze pilots and atomic bombs blowing the Chapter 5 Test to smitherenes. Guess who passed that test with extra credit points? Nope. Not me. I still totally bombed it. MLIA
#641442 Comments: 54 Vote: average 5041 meh 389
Today, I remembered a story my uncle told me. During science one year, his class learned how two brown-eyed parents couldn't have a blue-eyed baby. After hearing this, a blue-eyed girl burst out crying. MLIA
#641430 Comments: 82 Vote: average 4096 meh 356
Today, I read an MLIA story about someone who didn't know the lyrics to a song that they wanted to sing while they go to shower so they printed the lyrics off and put it in a ziploc bag. I tried doing that today. Whoever submitted that story, you are a genius. MLIA.
#641409 Comments: 14 Vote: average 3437 meh 217
Today, my younger brother and I were watching a movie that made both of us cry. He is 17 and the most popular kid in his senior class, I'm a 22 year old nursing student. We were watching the original Land Before Time. Neither of us is ashamed. MLIA.
#641380 Comments: 67 Vote: average 3044 meh 331

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