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Today my boyfriend and I were at the skate park. Some kids were just learning how to skate when one of them fell. He looked up at the sky and screamed as loud as he could, "you win this time gravity!!" The kid next to him pulled out a wand, pointed it at the sky and yelled, "expecto patronum!!!" Most likely hoping to destroy gravity. I enjoy children :). MLIA
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Today, my sister managed to convince the kid she was babysitting that he was a llama. HLIA
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For my sweet 16, I invited a few friends to a restaurant. The only reason I picked that restaurant is because we could draw on the tables. When I told everyone, they were more excited than my little sister. MLIA.
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Today I realized that every time the phone rings, I have to run and slide across the floor in order to answer it. There is no other option, purely for the fact that it makes me feel much more awesome about being the only one seemingly capable of answering the house phone. MLIA
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Yesterday, my friend gave me ninja shaped cookie cutters because she thought they would go good with my Dino shaped cookie cutters. Guess who's having an awesome weekend? MLIA.
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Today my boss ordered us lunch from a local Chinese take-out restaurant. I opened my fortune cookie to find it in Spanish. I'm still confused and without a fortune I can read. MLIA
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Today in school a student was messing around in physics class, so our teacher pulled out a hammer from a drawer in front of him and screamed "HAMMER TIME." It easily made my day. MLIA
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Today I was at Salvation Army. I saw a shirt with a giraffe and dinosaur hugging. Needless to say, I bought it.MLIA
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Yesterday was my first day of school. My chemistry teacher walked in wearing a cape and a snape wig while rattling off ingredients to a potion. I don't think I need to say it, but I will. Best. Teacher. Ever. HLIA.
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Today I was cleaning my room and found some rainbow duct tape. So, naturally, next time we went in the car i taped a piece over mouth with the word help written on it. looks on passing cars faces? priceless. MLIA
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