Today, while listening to Pandora radio on my laptop, a Taylor Swift song came on that I don't like. I skipped it. A Kanye West song came up. MLIA.

Today, I needed some rubbing alcohol for my ears because they are infected. So I walked down the stairs this morning and asked my mom "do we have any alcohol?" She looked at me, nodded, and then responded "one of those mornings huh?" I love my mom.

Today i was on omegle.com and i met my soulmate. After i asl'd him, i found out he lived in my city, and was one year older than me. I asked him who he was, and it was my boyfriend. MLIA

Today, my friend and I were talking about trains because he didn't know there were trains in other countries. He then commented on how there should be flying trains to save time going places. I then told him about this new invention called the airplane. MLIA

Today, I am studying for finals with some friends. We all have MacBooks, two black and two white. We just spent the past ten minutes making MacBook Oreos: regular, vanilla, and double stuffed. Time well wasted? I think so. MLIA.

Last night, I told my parents I went to bed, oh, around 11:30. But actually, I turned off my lights, plugged my headphones into my computer, and watched both Lion Kings so no one in my family would find out. Im a senior in high school and even though I didn't get as much sleep as I wanted, it was totally worth it. MLIA

I am on the Scholastic Challenge team for my school. Throughout the entire challenge, the questions were academic and took a lot of thought. The lady who gives the questions began to read the next one: "What color are the smurfs?" I was the only one who knew it, and it was the only answer I got right. Blue. MLIA

I won a goldfish from a fair, but I when I came home I realized that i had no fish food. Thinking that he'd probably die that night, I fed him crunched up Cheerios. My fish lived off of Cheerios for 2 weeks. Then I finally decided to get him real fish food. I fed it to him. 5 minutes later he died. MLIA.

Yesterday I was babysitting a little boy and he asked me "why do you have spots on you?" (my freckles). I then said "they're from the sun." He then said "oh, so you have sun kisses on you," and then smiled. I have a new way to think of them. MLIA

Today, my computer notified me that "YOU HAVE MAIL." I'm dyslexic, so I thought that my computer had told me that "YOU HAVE MLIA." I was thoroughly disappointed when I discovered that it was plain old mail. MLIA