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Today, I made a new friend. She and I bonded over our love for MLIA. Then she informed me she's taking a Harry Potter class at her college. Never in my life have I been more tempted to switch schools. M(and her)LIA
#3211719 Comments: 2 Vote: average 468meh 29Share 
Today I walked into the kitchen and my sister and dad were watching Curious George. My dad is 40 and my sister is 16. I changed the channel and my dad yells, "No I want to see how it turns out!!" MLIA
#3205013 Comments: 13 Vote: average 425meh 22Share 
I put up a "MISSING" poster for my pet unicorn Miley on the community notice board where I work. Last night I got a call from someone who had found her. MLIA
#3202739 Comments: 128 Vote: average 525meh 26Share 
Today I passed a group of 8th grade boys arguing wether unicorns do or don't have belly buttons. Day Made! MLIA
#3206336 Comments: 33 Vote: average 492meh 35Share 
And so I cry sometimes when I'm lying in bed, just to get it all out, what's in my head and I... I feel a little peculiar.
#3211712 Comments: 260 Vote: average 340meh 575Share 
Today, I went on howmanyofme.com and clicked on the statistics tab. The number one searched name is Harry Potter... Way to go MLIA-ers, we've invaded yet another site! ONWARD! OLAA
#3204978 Comments: 37 Vote: average 679meh 53Share 
Today I found out that its illegal to wear a fake mustache if it causes to much laughter in church. I know what I'm doing this weekend. MLIA.
#3207920 Comments: 39 Vote: average 561meh 20Share 
Today, I played the Spongebob theme song on my phone on the bus. Everyone sang along, even the bus driver. MLIA.
#3206329 Comments: 24 Vote: average 466meh 26Share 
Today was my birthday. I live alone at the moment, yet I woke up to a banner in my living room that said, "Happy Birthday!" I did not hang it up and all my doors and windows were locked. MLIA
#3203520 Comments: 4 Vote: average 576meh 9Share 
Today, my uncle was telling the story of how him and his fiance met in a support group. He said he fell in love as soon as she said; Hi, my name is Maggie and I'm addicted to MLIA. He sure knows how to pick'em. HLIA
#3205337 Comments: 1 Vote: average 603meh 31Share 

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