The other day I was walking with some friends on the side of the road. I decided to be funny and pretend to hitchhike. Someone actually stopped. It was awkward. MLIA

Today, I asked my male teacher if I could use the bathroom. He gives me a look and tells me that it's really not a good time. I raised my eyebrows and told him that it was an emergency. I made a face suggesting what I meant. My teacher's face lights up in realization and he says "Oh my god, I COMPLETELY understand." Apparently he gets periods too. MLIA.

One summer I was on vacation with my parents in South Padre. We pulled into a Denny's to get breakfast, and when we walked up to the entrance the sign was scratched off to say. "No hoes, no shirt, no service," My dad turned around and said. "Well, we can't eat here." MLIA

Today, I gave into the Google vs. Yahoo battle. I searched "Why doesn't," and Yahoo gave me "Why doesn't he love me?" Google gave me "Why doesn't Hello Kitty have a mouth?" I've wondered the same thing before... MLIA

Today in English, we got to write an alternative ending to Romeo and Juliet. While my whole class wrote versions where they didn't commit suicide, I wrote a version where Juliet wakes up in her families tomb and her brain gets eaten by Tybalt, who turns into a zombie. I feel good about myself. MLIA.

Today a couple friends and I found some fake medals. We went to Mc. Donalds for lunch and ran in like we just won the Olympics. We ended up getting a free meal. MLIA.

Yesterday, I read a story on MLIA about someone drawing a ninja on a test saying he was protecting the test from the evil red pen. I tried this out on my math quiz and when I got it back, It said "Your lucky I forgot my blue pen at home. You also get 5 extra points for reading MLIA." I got the highest grade in the class with a 105%. MLIA.

Today, it was cold outside so I decided to draw on the window using my breath. I drew a dinosaur and wrote "RAWR" backwards so others could see it. A minivan stopped on my side of the car and a little girl poked her head out. She looked at my window and made a dinosaur face and made her hands look like claws. I'm glad little girls like dinosaurs too. MLIA

Today, I hit the voice command button on my navigation system, my music turned off than I said, "Go home." and then my music turned back on and the lyrics were, "We're going home." MLIA

Today, i got pulled over for going 54 in a 35. I had a hat on because it was cold outside. When the cop came up to the window, he started off by saying "Listen man, you were...oh I am sorry." He thought I was a guy. In other situations I would have been mortified, in this situation I asked for a warning. He dropped the fine. MLIA