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Today I was on DBPB and I read this: "Dear big puddle, Bring. It. On. Sincerely, child at heart." I think this person is MLIAer. MLIA
#3131996 Comments: 20 Votes: average 267meh 29Share 
At school yesterday someone pulled a fire alarm. When everyone went outside it started to rain MLIA
#3314422 Comments: 49 Votes: average 295meh 58Share 
While I was on Google I searched marshmallows are.. in the suggestion part it said, "marshmallows are ghost turds" I am no longer calling them marshmallows. MLIA.
#3117062 Comments: 35 Votes: average 324meh 21Share 
Today (well, this morning), I woke up really late for school since I stayed up watching Pokémon till 2 in the morning. I rushed up to get ready, but I tripped and fell on my head and had a black out. But it turns out that I was dreaming and I had only slept for 5 minutes. The things Pokemon does for your health. MLIA.
#3320187 Comments: 4 Votes: average 308meh 29Share 
Today I read this, "Today, I was on Mystery Seeker. I typed in: "What is my mission?" It told me my mission was to "attempt to rationalize why Twilight is good. Optional: post on MLIA" It has been over 2 hours and I still can't come up with a reason. MLIA " Well, I can think of a reason. It gives us something to make fun of :) MLIA
#3319823 Comments: 7 Votes: average 285meh 32Share 
Today, as many others, I decided to join the yahoo vs google war. I went to yahoo and typed "Harry Potter is" and it replyed "Harry Potter is evil". I then went to google and typed the same thing, but google replied "Harry Potter is about confronting fears". Enough Said.
#3319130 Comments: 7 Votes: average 233meh 40Share 
Today, I was walking down the hallway, and passed by a boy who seems to be a bit of a gang member by stereotype (big, Hispanic, you know). When I walked passed him, I noticed that his shirt-in Twilight font letters- said "I killed Edward." Thank you, friend; You made my day. MLIA.
#1454721 Comments: 2 Votes: average 302meh 19Share 
Today, my friend and I realized that May 2nd is officially declared International Harry Potter day. We're dressing up for the event and bringing wands to school. OLAA
#3319796 Comments: 47 Votes: average 266meh 19Share 
Today I was on howmanyofme.com and got board of doing normal names. I decided to search Harry Potter. The results-103 people have that name. SO JEALOUS. MLIA
#2965624 Comments: 50 Votes: average 211meh 28Share 
Today I was on dearblankpleaseblank.com and I saw a post that said "Dear English teacher who made a typo on the handout, I am more than happy to do this essay in "MLIA" format. Sincerely, awesome." Awesome doesn't even begin to cover it. MLIA.
#3117066 Comments: 3 Votes: average 267meh 16Share 

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