Average word:
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Today, I was bored and went on google. I typed in the three rows on the keyboard, "qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm". It took me to urban dictionary where the definition was "A phenomena that happens to a computer's keyboard when a human is being bored to death". MLIA
Today I was on googlism.com and I typed in my name. The first one I read was ****** should break up with pete and go out with jake. A guy named Jake has a crush on me and Pete is my boyfriend. I've been trying to find a reason to dump Pete and I think I just found it. MLIA
Today, I couldn't decide what I wanted for a snack. My choices were chocolate pudding or Cheerios. Five minutes later I was eating the best snack ever.MLIA
Today I was on my way to Sonic when this guy on a bike decided to turn and get in front of me... So I proceeded to follow him until he stopped and came over to my window, and when he asked why I was following him, and I said "because I like MLIA" as fast as I could, and he jumped back and almost fell off his bike when he heard me say it and he asked "Your with the CIA?!", That made my day.
MLI(Evil But Still)A
Today I was talking about cars with my dad, and I asked him why the Toyota symbol is a bean in a sombrero. Apparently it is supposed to be a T. Oops. MLIA
Today, i realized that iTunes has an entire category in their apps section devoted to Zombies. welcome back faith in humanity. MLIA
Today, i had the Beatles song, "You Can't Do That", stuck in my head. My dad and I went to a restaurant, and my dad nonchalantly stole my fork. All of a sudden, I sang loudly, "Ohh you can't do that!" I wasn't the least bit embarassed. MLIA
Today, I saw two people crossing the street, side by side. They were both wearing a plain shirt the same shade of red, and jeans in the same shade of blue. I thought they knew each other, but when they finished crossing the street, they walked in different directions. MLIA
Today I was at my local county fair. I was walking around, looking at the sheep, cows, pigs, etc., when I passed by a group of teenage girls. I heard the blonde one say "Aren't goats and sheep the same thing?" I died a little inside. MLIA