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Today I read a story about someone who is very quiet in public restrooms so they won't be embarrassed. I used to do this too, until one fateful week when, three times in a row, I had to finish peeing in the dark because I was so quiet the other person turned out the lights when they left the room. MLIA.
#2310081 Comments: 31 Vote: average 770meh 42Share 
I'm a kindergarden teacher with sun allergies. I wear a sun visor that covers my whole face to protect my skin, and my kids think I'm a power ranger.MLIA.
#2310094 Comments: 112 Vote: average 986meh 53Share 
Today I read a quote on witty profiles that said, "Liking your own status is like high fiving yourself in public". I laughed and posted it as my status on facebook. And then liked it.MLIA
#2310052 Comments: 49 Vote: average 1005meh 55Share 
I've recently noticed that I read MLIA on my phone every night before I go to bed. MLIA's are my bedtime stories. HECK. YES. MLIA
#2310079 Comments: 19 Vote: average 1004meh 74Share 
I joined the Yahoo vs. Google debate today. My query? "MLIA is..." Yahoo offered nothing. Google however gave me: "MLIA is the best website ever!" I completely agree. Google, congratulations. MLIA.
#2310050 Comments: 25 Vote: average 607meh 115Share 
Today, I was reading the ingredients on the milk carton. The first and only ingredient? Milk. Thank you, captain obvious. MLIA
#2309937 Comments: 124 Vote: average 835meh 78Share 
Today I went searching for a pair of toenail clippers. What I found instead: a marble I lost years ago, a Chinese fan, a barrel of monkeys (like the one from Toy Story), a mini-version of the game "Connect Four", and a package of instant jello. Sadly, the toenail clippers are still missing, but I have an exciting afternoon planned out. MLIA.
#2309933 Comments: 10 Vote: average 704meh 39Share 
Today, as I was working at my fast food restaurant job, and I noticed a lot of my coworkers continuously looking towards the restaurant's dining room, giving confused looks. As I went to the front, I figured out that a bride, her groom, and their wedding party, still dressed up, had come into the restaurant, bought burgers and fries, sat down inside, and were currently being photographed by their wedding photographer, posing with their food. Strangest experience there I've seen in years. MLIA
#2309918 Comments: 29 Vote: average 961meh 33Share 
Today, I had to show my dad the correct way to eat string cheese. He was more fascinated then I have ever seen. MLIA
#2309912 Comments: 60 Vote: average 788meh 34Share 
Today my mom came up to me and said "Your momma's so fat if she went to Hogwarts, the sorting hat would put her into the house of pancakes." MLIA
#2309905 Comments: 39 Vote: average 1699meh 78Share 

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