jasmin

Today I looked up weird laws in Kansas and got "By law, school children are not permitted to eat their teachers." ???? MLIA.

Today, I needed to ask my Dad a question, but he was asleep. Instead of waking him up to ask, I wrote my question on a post-it note, and stuck it to his forehead. He'll have a nice surprise tomorrow morning when he looks in the mirror. MLIA.

Today me and my friend got into a huge fight because I accused him of being racist against unicorns because he only liked the purple ones. We continued arguing for a while, until I admitted that I, too, was racist because I only liked the rainbow, pink, and purple unicorns. We then agreed not to share our secret with anyone. MLIA

Today, I got a bottle of juice at the store. It had one of those Sweepstakes going on where you had to enter in a code on their website to win. Reading the details on the back, I saw "NO PURCHASE NECESSARY." The code was under the cap.... MLIA

Today I looked up holidays in september. I found out that september 7 is Google Commemoration Day. I will, without a doubt, be celebrating. MLIA.

The other day I was babysitting my baby cousin. I took her for a walk in her stroller. While we were walking an older lady came up to me and said, "What a cutie! Is she yours?" I replied "Yep, this is my little baby." I'm 13, the look on the lady's face, PRICELESS. MLIA

One day, my AP Bio teacher told us how with clown fish, if the female dies, her lover turns into a female and the next male in line becomes it's lover. Then she applied it to Finding Nemo, saying that since Nemo's mom and other siblings dies, his dad becomes the wife and Nemo becomes the husband. I was freaked for the rest of the day, and now, I can never watch Finding Nemo the same way again. MLIA.

Today I was reading a MLIA about Death Eaters and Voldemort. Comments? 666. Voting: Average: 666. Meh: 666 There are no words for this. MLIA

Today, I was reading MLIA when I suddenly had to sneeze. Right after I sneezed, I read this post, "Today I noticed how many people world-wide read MLIA, and that somewhere, one of them just sneezed. Bless-you. MLIA" Thank you. MLIA

Today, my boyfriend and I had to stop by the bank on our way to the movie theater. When I opened up the car door, a potato fell out. No one else used his car today but us. I'm still confused. MLIA.