Last night I was super tired but before I went to sleep I looked at the clock and saw that it was 12:24. I forced myself to stay awake for the next 10 minutes so that I could go to sleep at 12:34. I then had an awesome dream about riding on unicorns in the fields in Sweden. Coincidence? I think not. MLIA.

Today, I found out that Justin Bieber can solve the Rubik's cube in 2 minutes. I've worked on it for hours before but never solved it. I hate that kid even more now. MLIA

Today, i decided to try to make my phone stand up straight without falling. After about 20 minutes of trying this i finally succeeded. I then realized that when someone called or texted my phone, it vibrates and doesn't fall down, it just starts spinning crazily in circles while still standing up. This managed to entertain me for the next 3 hours when i continually called my cell phone from my house phone. Time well spent? i think so. MLIA.

Today I realized I only like to eat popcorn because my microwave has a popcorn button and when the popcorns done the screen says 'enjoy' MLIA.

Today, I asked for dollar bills in exchange for my 5 dollar bill. The cashier asked me if I wanted 1's. Do I have any other dollar bill choices? MLIA.

Today, a couple of my friends and I went to Walmart, trying out some of the, "How to get kicked out of Walmart" ideas. So I started screaming about how the chips weren't placed in alphabetic order. Instead of getting kicked out, one of the empoyees walked by and gave me a highfive. Fail. MLIA

One day in my biology class my teacher started a debate. She said it was boys vs. girls and the topic was, "Which gender has it worse" (just in general). One boy asked if he had to be on the "boy's do" side, and my teacher said no. Every single boy went to the "girl's do" side. MLIA

Today, my iTouch informed me that hogwarts is an hour and 8 minutes away with traffic MLIA

Today I woke up to see that it had snowed overnight and some kind soul had shoveled my driveway for me. As I walked into the kitchen, thanking the snow shoveling ninja, I found a note from my son on the fridge that read, "You owe me 20 bucks!!!!" MLIA

Today, I asked my English teacher if he was a secret agent. I presented my evidence: he uses military code when reading out answers to multiple choice questions, he had a "cut" that looked mysteriously like a stab wound, and he mentioned an "incident" in Canada in which a building he left exploded the moment he left it. His answer? "I can't tell you that." He then gave me an A+ for class discussion. MLIA.