jasmin

Today, I learned that there is a town in Worcester, England, that claims to be the most accident-prone street in the world. (The actual name of the town is Accident Prone Street.) To prevent the residents from hurting themselves, the insurance companies covered the entire street in bubble wrap. I really want to move there! MLIA

My friend recently got into our school jazz choir. Apparently she had called her mom and said calmly, "I got in." Her mom then proceeded to scream, and when asked about it, shouted, "My daughter got into jazz choir!" She was in the middle of a meeting. MLIA

Yesterday as I was walking in New York City, I thought I saw Daniel Radcliffe walking towards me. Instinctively, I looked at his forehead to confirm the presence of the lightning-bolt scar to make sure it was really him. It wasn't until several minutes later that I realized that he doesn't have the scar in real life. MLIA

Today I was playing the iPod Shuffle game. I thought it would be funny to ask my iPod "Who am I?" It's response? Barbra Streisand. I now feel so much better about myself. MLIA

Today I was playing tennis with my sister. We got bored of the same old game and so decided to mix it up a little. Instead of using the net to hit the ball over we played by hitting the ball over and back to each other over the house. OLAA.

Today, my family got a new chair for our living room. While everyone was marveling over the new comfy chair, I was jumping up and down deciding what I was going to do with the big box it came in. MLIA

Today, well this week, it's the last week of school so of course, it's SENIOR PRANK WEEK! I was walking down the hall to lunch with my friends and we hear these weird noises getting louder. Out of nowhere, a white ball rolls by and a giant Pacman ran by barking being chased by two giant ghosts. Best walk to lunch EVER. MLIA

Today I went to MysterySeeker and asked what my mission is. My mission was to find Chuck Norris. I searched for him with "I'm feeling lucky" on Google, but it said "Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you. Suggestions: 1. Run, before he finds you. 2. Try a different person. 3. Try someone less dangerous." On the right was Chuck Norris's profile, which had no picture. Below it said, "We could not locate a picture of Chuck Norris; upon him making eye contact with the camera, the lens shattered. This account is managed by Chuck Norris' fist." I'm scared. MLIA

Last year, I was walking throught the mall, and saw 2 big biker men walk into Clair's to get their ears periced. They couldnt even fit in the chairs. M(And their)LIA.

Today, I was bored waiting for my mother at a gas station and started making silly faces. An employee who just got off his shift walked by, saw me, and gave me a head nod. Needless to say, I returned the favor and continued making funny faces. 5 minutes later, he walks up to my car window and says, "Young grasshopper, I see that you are bored. Your solution is great in it's awesomeness and I hope to see this again." He then ninja rolled back to his van and drove off like nothing happened. MLIA