Today at the salon I work at, a woman got her coat from the coat rack. The rack is right infront of the window, and the sun has been glaring on the coats for the last hour. When she put it on, she turned to me and said "Oh, why is my coat so warm?" I replied with "Oh, it's the automatic coat warmers we installed in the hangers. Maybe you saw them advertised on tv?" She nodded as if she had really heard of such a thing. MLIA

Today, I was reading an old school newspaper that came out in October. There was one section offering last minute Halloween costumes. The best costume there? Wear normal clothes and hold a sign saying NUDIST ON STRIKE. I wish I read the newspaper earlier. MLIA

Lately, I've been doubting MLIA on the awesomeness of old people, but today, in church, the pastor said "Behold I am coming soon!" and then paused for a moment. In the silence I heard someone softly say "thats what she said." I looked around, and it was the guy sitting next to me. He's 93. I had to bite my tounge to keep from laughing, and I will never again doubt the awesomeness of old people.

The other day in theology class we talking about God's presence in our lives, when a voice came through the loud speaker saying: "ohh yeahhhhh," like the kool-aid man. When I talked to my friends at lunch, I discovered my class was the only one that received that announcement. MLIA

Today, I went to my campus Bingo night. I've never won before so I thought I'd try something to get me to win. I went to it dressed as a Jedi. I won Monopoly and was accused of cheating by using Jedi Mind Tricks. MLIA

I was playing Risk at my youth pastor's house. He was the black pieces and I was red. He had just taken over North America. The pizza delivery man, who was African American came to the door and while waiting for the money he asked me how he was doing. Without thinking I responded: "I would be doing a lot better if I could get the blacks out of America". It took me 10 minutes to explain that I was not a racist..just an airhead. MLIA

Yesterday, I was waiting in line at Cold Stone with my nephew who is six. Next to us was a book of cakes and the page was opened to a Hannah Montana cake, he started smacking where her face was and was screaming, "Why won't she die?! I want to kill her!" Everybody stared as I was dying of laughter. Needless to say, I love my nephew. MLIA.

Today, I was nervous becuase for our school newspaper I had to interview one of the basketball captains. I went on Facebook to contact him, and saw that one of the quotes on his profile is from Mean Girls. Not so nervous anymore. MLIA

Today, I read a MLIA about birthdays that are nine months after valentines day. I laughed. Then I realized I was born on November 14. That's nine months exactly. I stopped laughing. MLIA

Today, my brothers friends came over. Within 10 minutes I start hearing Lady Gaga blasting. Knowing my parents wouldn't listen to that kind of music, I take my laptop downstairs to record them. Halfway down the stairs the song switches to Party in the U.S.A. I got a good two minutes of all three of them singing along while playing CoD. Perfect blackmail? I think so.