Average word:
crisp
Today, while I was talking with my friend, I randomly told him that gullible was written on the ceiling. not only did he look, but we were outside. MLIA
Today, I was argueing with a girl who I've always found to be a bit ditzy. Frustrated, I told her that her head was full of air. She replied with, to my amusment: "Well, DUH! How do you think I breathe?" MLIA.
Today, I realized that surprise has two r's. This was a big...well you know. MLIA.
Last week, I was at Wal-Mart with my sister, my brother and his friend. We lost track of my brother so we had to search the store for him. We found him in the toy isle playing with a stuffed dinosaur. He's 21. MLIA.
Today, while playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl on the Wii, I realized that both the "pizza" and "donut" food items heal you more than the "apple" food item. Way to promote healthy eating, Nintendo. MLIA
Today I found out that Sherlock Holmes was an opium addict. Opium addicts are frequiently constipated. The phrase 'No Shit Sherlock' now makes more sense. MLIA
I was driving to a Gamestop when I noticed a man dressed as Mario advertising for a near-by Walmart. I told the workers at Gamestop, and they quickly got someone dressed as Luigi and sent him to the same corner. MLIA
Today, my mom asked me about my school schedule for the spring semester, which starts tomorrow. I told her I have Chemistry first block, with a very strict teacher. Her response: "Chemistry? Is that like potions? So its like you have Professor Snape?" Thanks for making my day, Momma Angie:) MLIA.
Today I was watching a tv show where a character said that the number one cause of divorce was marriage. I took me a moment to realize how true this was. MLIA