Average word of the day:
player
Today, my friend exclaimed, "You have a walk-in food room!" I'm never calling it a pantry again. MLIA
Today I wore t-shirt that said, "Please stop reading my t-shirt." Throughout the day, at least 20 passersby apologized. MLIA
I went to the local video shop and I said, 'Can I borrow Batman Forever?' He said, 'No, you'll have to bring it back tomorrow'. MLIA
Today, my boss called me while I was at work. No, she didn't remind me about the long list of items that needed to be cleaned; but she wanted to let me know that there was juice in the fridge if I got thirsty. I'm glad she has her priorities straight. MLIA
Today, I conquered my fear of driving in the dark while it's raining. My motive? My mom gave me money to go buy ice cream.
Today, I was at the license branch to renew my license. It was fairly busy, so I was told to wait until my name was called. I rested my eyes for a bit until I heard a woman over the intercom in an awkward sort of manner say, "Shit-head, please report to the main desk." She repeated once more since no one came up. Suddenly the black woman sitting next to me had gotten off of her phone, and scream in fury, "IT'S SHA-THEAD NOT SHIT-HEAD." MLIA
Today I went to my Aunt and Uncle's house. When I was going down the hall, I saw a giant poster of Voldemort on the wall. I assumed it was my teenaged cousin's and told him how cool it was. Turns out it was my aunt's. She's in her 50s. I knew we were related. MLIA
Today my sophomore class took a survey to decide the "song of our generation". The Pokemon theme won by a landslide. I am very proud! MLIA
Today, my friend told me that his online name for the video game he plays is "an STD." Why? So when he kills someone, it says "[player name] was killed by an STD." I am rooting for him forever now. MLIA