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jasmin
Today, I discovered that when I step on one of my floorboards, instead making the usual creek, it mews like a kitten. I can't decide whether to be excited or horrified. MLIA.
Yesterday I was sitting in the bathtub when I saw Voldemort's sign (the skull w/ the snake) in the suds from my body wash. I can't decide if I have been warned or selected.
MLIA
Today, I was looking up weird laws in Wisconsin, and I stumbled upon this gem "Whenever two trains meet at an intersection of said tracks, neither shall proceed until the other has." MLIA
Today, my cell phone rang when I was in another room playing Wii. I seriously don't know what came over me, but I did a ninja-like front flip off the bunk bed and landed on my feet. I should add that it was my son's bunk bed, and I am his 40-year-old mother. MLIA
Today, I went to the gym. The girl working the front desk was eating a BigMac. MLIA
Today in school, I noticed a kid drinking out of half of a coconut. When I asked him where he got it, he replied "I found it in my basement when I was looking for a piccalo." MLIA
Today, we started talking about Venus, which is completely covered in clouds. The professor begins "People used to believe there was a tropical paradise hidden beneath the clouds, when in reality, it is probably the closest thing to hell you can imagine". And a guy in the back asks "Is that why women are said to be from Venus?". MLIA
Today I found out that my sister (who was always the gorgeous blonde cheerleader) wears her Snuggie backwards and pretends to cast spells around the house. Thank-you for reminding me that we are related after all! MLIA
Today, I titled my microsoft word document "itself for marriage", that way everytime I saved it, it would say "word is saving itself for marriage". I felt like I was making word a better person. MLIA