Today, I noticed that the stories here were getting more average. This made me happy. Then I made a sandwich. MLIA.
Today, I saw a very large man driving a very small car. Behind him was a very large truck being driven by a very small man. MLIA
Today at Goodwill, I sat on a couch waiting while my Aunt was shopping. A cute guy came over and said, "Since you're sitting there, I'll have to put a price tag on you." I said "Go ahead" But he only smiled and walked away. MLIA.
Today I was walking and I saw a twenty dollar bill on the ground with a string on it. I picked it up and the string broke and then I heard someone from behind a building say "ahhh fidle sticks." That made my day. OLIA
Today after reading about Dumbledore's death I cried for half an hour while my 6 year old daughter comforted me. MLIA
My German Shepard has learned to hug... without the obligatory humping! MLIA
Sat down in front of my closet last night to wait for my sister to finish in the bathroom so I could brush my teeth. Next thing I knew, it was 6am and I was on the floor of my closet. MLIA.
Today, I woke up and was still alive. MLIA.
Today my best friend sent me a picture of Grumpy Cat inside a Dalek (the bad guys from my favorite show, Doctor Who). I loved it and showed it to my mom. She did not recognize Grumpy Cat and thought it was a seal. HLIA
Today my friend and I started randomly talking about what we eat in the summer. I said that sometimes I eat Kraft Mac and Cheese, but only the 3 Cheese Shells kind. To this she responded, "Oh my god me too! Do you know what this means? We can eat mac n cheese together!" I couldn't stop laughing. I pick good friends. MLIA