Today, I looked up my name on urban dictionary and found that it means to repeatedly fall off a chair or table...this sounds about right. mlia.

Today for the first time I went on mystery seeker. It changed my life. Anyway, turns out my mission was to tell the first person I saw that I was training to be a ninja for the last five years. I went downstairs told me family, adding that I was going on my ninja mission soon and bye. My mum said "Make sure you pack boots and clean underwear" without batting an eyelid. MLIA

Today, well maybe not today, my friends and I were all standing around outside at lunch. Some kid comes running out looking for someone and calling someones name, but no one, me included, really pays attention. All of a sudden the kid calls out "HEY STUPID!!" Me and my friends all look over...MLIA

Today, I blew my little brother's mind by informing him that James Earl Jones, the voice of Darth Vader, is also the voice of Mufasa. He then told me that as cool as that is, The Lion King is nothing compared to Mulan. We went on to debate this topic for the next half hour. I'm 19 and he's 17. MLIA.

Today, actually two weeks ago, we were taking a math quiz. After we finished, he gave us a huge box of crayons and many coloring book pages from spongebob, to carebears, to cookie monsters. This is also the same teacher that taught us that a rhombus is a square, but with a "gangsta lean" on it. Best math teacher ever? Yes.

Today, I was walking to my history class at our local community college and a man was walking towards me. I didn't think much of it, just a regular guy right? Oh no, I was so very wrong. Once I got a few feet closer I saw his black eye patch and scruffy goatee. The first thing I think is "Pirate!" His shirt however read "Ninja." Well played Pirate/Ninja man, well played. MLIA

Today, I read a post on Tumblr saying 'when I have a child, I am taking a photo of them, using aging software to see what they'll look like at 16, and frame it and hang it in the house. They will see it everyday, and on the day that they realise it is them, I will convince them they are a time traveller.' BEST. IDEA. EVER. MLIA

Today I went skiing with my dad. We got up to the mountain and when we were changing into our ski clothes my dad realized he had a hole in the seat of his snow pants. He loudly said, "Shoot. I forgot to tape my butt hole." He didn't understand why I was laughing. MLIA

Today I was getting ready to submit a story here. I clicked "Submit a Story" and while the page was loading I sneezed. I looked up to see the Solve Media (the thing you type in to submit a story) said, "Bless you". Thank you random word generator. MLIA

Today I was on Mysteryseeker.com, and I was told my mission was to skype [insert random username]. I typed that name into skype and added the person with the username. She informed me "Ninjas will save us all from twilight." She is also a MLIA fan. MLI(finally)A