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I decided to look up my birthday (February 23), since I've seen a lot of posts about it. I just discovered that my birthday is when The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 won the worst picture at the 33rd Golden Raspberry Awards. My life is made. MLIA
#3360686 Comments: 578 Votes: average 7986meh 766Share 
Today my best friend came over and we were about to go swimming. But upon getting to the pool we realized it was closed. Yes we were very sad but we didn't let it ruin our pool day. How? We went back to my house and got in my bathtub. Its been 2 hours. MLIA
#3361156 Comments: 14 Votes: average 7746meh 662Share 
Today a student was expelled from school because he had been pretending to not speak English for the last 8 months. This means he never did any assignments or tests and was barely participating in his subjects. Anyway, our school had to come together for a special assembly last week and the teacher presenting made a Doctor Who reference and said "We bid farewell to the 11th doctor, David Tennant." and this 'foreign' kid stood up and pulled out a sonic screwdriver and said "IT WAS MATT SMITH." and the teacher just stood there open mouthed and some little kid at the front was like "who is that?" and the boy said, in plain English, "I'm the Doctor." and made the Tardis noise as he ran out of the auditorium. Just as I made a friend he got expelled from school. MLIA.
#3363150 Comments: 30 Votes: average 15881meh 572Share 
At the end of every school year, the Upper Sixth (18 year olds) have a 'muck up day' where they dress up and mess around a bit. One guy climbed 6 flights of stairs in actual metal armour carrying a flag, walked into our class and yelled, 'This room is mine!' Our teacher was laughing so hard she had to sit down. For the pranks, they got about 50 alarm clocks, set them to random times and hid them all alround the school. There was mass chaos. On the mirror in the girls' bathroom, someone wrote 'The Chamber of Secrets has been opened' in red lipstick on the mirror. I love my school. MLIA
#3360632 Comments: 2 Votes: average 8848meh 183Share 
Today in P.E. we had to run the 50m dash. When the coach blew the whistle, I yelled FOR NARNIA and ran off. It gave me a magical feeling and I finished first. MLIA.
#3361929 Comments: 31 Votes: average 3702meh 1461Share 
A few months back, I was at an all day rock concert. Somehow in the crowd, I lost my pants. I continued enjoying the show, and found my pants afterwards. Not only was my wallet still there, but there was an extra 200 dollars in the front pocket. Not sure how or why...
#3361875 Comments: 24 Votes: average 7841meh 799Share 
Today, my friends and I were staying at a hotel. We ordered pizza, and requested that they draw a dinosaur and write "Happy Birthday" on it because it's my friend's birthday, even though we didn't expect them to actually do it. We were dancing in our hotel room to "Walking on Sunshine" and when it got to the part that says, 'I just can't wait till the day when you knock on my door' the pizza man knocked on the door, with a pizza with a AWESOME dinosaur picture and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" written really big. That pizza guy and MLIA!
#3361838 Comments: 7 Votes: average 5687meh 311Share 
A while back one of my friends bought a dinosaur hoodie, today she ran around rawring and scratching lockers, I knew she was my friend for a reason! M(and Dino's ) LIA
#3361427 Comments: 46 Votes: average 2516meh 1780Share 
Today I bought a fortune cookie. it read ''your fortune is in another cookie''......well played cookie well played. MLIA
#3361560 Comments: 3 Votes: average 5328meh 584Share 
Today, my friends and I were eating dinner at the college that we were going to attend next year. My friend who happens to be Asian decided that it would a be a great idea to throw a knife at me. I immediately threw my hand in the air to stop it from hitting my face, but somehow I managed to catch it in between two fingers without looking... He then responded with "Teach me, Sensei..." MLIA
#3361322 Comments: 138 Votes: average 4701meh 445Share 

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