Today I bought a fortune cookie. it read ''your fortune is in another cookie''......well played cookie well played. MLIA
Today, my friends and I were eating dinner at the college that we were going to attend next year. My friend who happens to be Asian decided that it would a be a great idea to throw a knife at me. I immediately threw my hand in the air to stop it from hitting my face, but somehow I managed to catch it in between two fingers without looking... He then responded with "Teach me, Sensei..." MLIA
Today I read on DBPB Dear person checking behind the curtain for serial killers, DO YOU MIND?!? Sincerely, serial killer trying to take a shower This person belongs here MLIA
Today i tried the google vs. yahoo challenge. I typed 'i hate it when you' and yahoo gave me 'i hate it when you get headaches' and google gave me 'i hate it when you walk out of your house and a giraffe kicks you in the balls'. i think we all know who won.
Today I was playing a random game online. One of the character told me that working at the post office would be the best job ever. Why? Because you can sit and play with bubble wrap all day. MLIA.
Today I was grocery shopping at Wal-Mart with my parents and little sister. We noticed that someone had apparently put a stuffed dolphin on the shelf where the roasted turkeys were. My sister, knowing that it didn't belong there, asked if we could have roast dolphin for dinner, to which my dad jokingly said yes. Then he actually bought the dolphin and put it on a plate for her at dinnertime, and my sister pretended to eat it. MLIA
Today, an unknown person texted me. We had a four hour conversation about the evolution of waffles. MLIA
Today, I asked my mom to make me lunch. She later came down with a tray of dinosaur chicken nuggets, smiley fries, and a bug juice. I'm 18 years old and just graduated high school. Best mom ever? I think yes. MLIA
Today in biology we had out final. Our teacher let us writes whatever info we wanted on index cards but they could only be one sided. On the back of my index card instead of leaving it blank I drew a unicorn and put I will give you magical powers so you may get an A. I got a 100% on my final and my teacher really liked the index card. MLIA.
Today I was walking to my locker and all of the sudden a kid in a Batman suit comes running down the hallway. I said "Nice costume" and he responded with "What costume?" Needless to say I was impressed by the little sixth grader. He's got great things ahead of him. H(his)LIA