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Today, I put in my old Lord of The Rings VHS and noticed that when the green background rating thing came on it said "Lord of The Rings is rated PG-13 for epic battle scenes".... Why don't ratings say things like that nowdays?( LTR's) LIA
#3105685 Comments: 7 Votes: average 367meh 31Share 
Today I went to MysterySeeker and my mission was to eat at least 15% of a pig. I did a bit of math, and 15% of a pig is equal to slightly over 340 pieces of bacon. Best. Mission. Ever. MLIA
#3323732 Comments: 25 Votes: average 346meh 30Share 
Today, in the middle of my English class, five guys walked in. Four of them were dressed as the ghosts from pacman, and the other guy as pacman itself. They walked between every desk, playing the pacman song on an iPod. The teacher then proceeded to play pacman for the rest of class and projected it on the wall. DAY. MADE. MLIA
#3055634 Comments: 14 Votes: average 396meh 29Share 
Today on DBPB I read: "Dear police officer, No, really I'm not drunk. Sincerely, I'm just trying to walk like Jack Sparrow." Without hesitation, I yelled "That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow!" at my computer. MLIA
#3323590 Comments: 149 Votes: average 550meh 72Share 
Today i was trying to work out what hello was in sign language.... Then my friend waved at me.. MLIA
#3215546 Comments: 6 Votes: average 563meh 41Share 
Today, my sister bought a glow in the dark ninja t-shirt as a birthday present. She tried looking for it when we got home, but she couldn't find it. Well played ninjas. Well played... MLIA
#3170183 Comments: 4 Votes: average 341meh 40Share 
Today my science teacher was really upset. When we asked him why, he said someone crushed his ping pong ball. He proceeded to show us the little crushed ping pong ball. MLIA.
#3324506 Comments: 25 Votes: average 446meh 63Share 
Today I washed several t-shirts that we had just bought that had different sayings on them. After washing them, I discovered that I hadn't taken the paper tag off of one of them, covering them all in wet paper confetti. The saying on the shirt - EPIC FAIL. mlia
#3099290 Comments: 10 Votes: average 385meh 38Share 
Today, I discovered that my birthday is on the same day as walk your pants day and walk your house plant day. Looks like I'm going to have an enjoyable walk :) MLIA
#3119667 Comments: 13 Votes: average 289meh 33Share 
Today, I was in the band room at my high school. Someone threw a pancake at me.
#2548167 Comments: 9 Votes: average 608meh 50Share 

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