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Today, I realized that whenever my computer is slow and I come to My Life is Average, and then wait a few minutes and try to go on another site, it is suddenly very fast. MLIA, you are the medicine for my computer. Thanks. MLIA.

i was riding in the car with my 7 year old cousin. i asked her what super power she wanted. she declared she wanted to be mario. i find this to be an acceptable form of a super power.

Today, in class, I secretly knocked on my desk to see the teacher look up at the door. I did it again a second time and the whole class was staring at the door. When they al looked away, I did it once more, the whole class looked, and 2 seconds later a class mate knocked on the door. No one would look up. The whole time they thought it was him, while health class became a lot more fun for me. lol. MLIA

Yesterday I was having a really bad day. I called may boyfriend to try to tell him what had happened and ended up just crying. He then proceded to sing to me "Big Girls Dont't Cry". He knew all of the words and sang it on pitch. He's a keeper.

Today I decided that I want to get married on March 14th. That way, I can celebrate my anniversary by eating pie. MLIA.

A couple of days ago, I read a MLIA about someone naming their iPod "This Ship" and when it syncs it says "This Ship" is syncing. Today, I decided to try the same thing and title my iPhone "The Titanic". There was a problem and it said "An error has occurred with synching 'The Titanic'". I felt like I just changed history. MLIA.

Today, I drove my best friend home from school. When we got to a red light, we started having a dance party. After a minute, a car pulled up in the lane next to us and the man driving joined in with us. Easily made my day. MLIA.

Today as I was walking into the grocery store, I witnessed an elderly man coming out. Normally I wouldn't have stopped to watch but, with a cart full of foodstuffs, he proceeded to RIDE the cart to his car, like a skateboard. HisLIA

My orthodontist's gloves tasted like apples. I guess you could say it was awkward when I started to bite his hands. MLIA.

Today I was voting for submissions on MLIA and read a really cute one. It said something like "My girlfriend goes on here a lot and I want her to know how lucky I am to have her. I love you, Andie." After that, I read one that said "My friend is an avid MLIA reader and recently his girlfriend cheated on him. Hope this cheers you up, Mikey." I really hope these two posts are in no way related. MLIA.