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today, I saw a guy wearing a dinosaur t-shirt, singing taylor swift, and reading Harry Potter. His name? John Smith. If MLIA was a person, it would be that guy.
#1275340 Comments: 44 Vote: average 2561 meh 369
Today I was on a moving walk way at the airport. I turned to my boyfriend and told him that this would be a great work out if we walked on it backwards. He paused and then informed that people do, its called a treadmill. MLIA.
#1275337 Comments: 70 Vote: average 1442 meh 138
Today in Physics class, my teacher decided to try out the Google vs. Yahoo war. In google he typed "what should i do if". Google came up with "what should i do if i get bitten by a ginger (redhead)". We spent the rest of class looking at what to do if you get bitten, and didn't bother with yahoo's response. MLIA
#1274991 Comments: 187 Vote: average 1187 meh 282
Today in my Public Speaking class, I had to present a product like I was in a commercial. My product was stickers, the phone number to order them, that I thought was made up, turned out to be a number for a sex line. MLIA
#1274867 Comments: 65 Vote: average 1358 meh 166
Today, I went on MLIG just for "fun". The first quote I saw? "Today, I found MLIA. MLIG." We win. MLIA
#1274797 Comments: 76 Vote: average 1715 meh 193
Today in my class we were being extremely loud and would not shut up. Our teacher was fed up with us and said "do you know what I want?" wanting an answer like "silence" but one annoying boy yelled "I know! You want LOVE!" our teacher then we replied with "I already get that.... from your mom." He is our Bible teacher. One of the funniest moments of my life. MLIA
#1274623 Comments: 96 Vote: average 1669 meh 202
Today my friend and I counted how many times our teacher said "uhm". After we got over 115 we stopped, she is our speech/public speaking teacher. MLIA
#1274573 Comments: 25 Vote: average 1439 meh 265
Today, while my friend and I were jogging, I saw a bus filled with elementary kids. 3 of the kids put paper to their window. One paper said "Hi!!!", another said "Keep running!", and the last one said "HELP ME!". Boy did that make my day. MLIA
#1274442 Comments: 80 Vote: average 1577 meh 149
Today I saw a Calvin and Hobbes bumper sticker on facebook. It read "What fun is it being "cool" if you can't wear a sombrero?!" I completely agree Hobbes. MLIA.
#1274285 Comments: 18 Vote: average 1627 meh 185
Today, after watching Paranormal Activity, I couldn't fall asleep, so I decided to turn my iPod on and put it on shuffle. The first song that came on was the Ghost Busters theme song. I'm glad my iPod know how to get rid of ghosts. MLIA
#1274226 Comments: 69 Vote: average 1593 meh 143

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