MyLifeIsAverage. Life is pretty normal today.
Today, my grandpa had a heart attack and died for 30 seconds before the docotrs saved him. When he was able to talk, he looked at my grandma and said, "Honey, sign me up for volunteering somewhere...there's NO WAY I'm going back to that place!" and shuddered. Oh, Gramps, I'm glad your going to redeem yourself. MLIA
#1670326 Comments: 53 Votes: average 76meh 33Share 
Today me and my sister went to Olive Garden we asked them "Can you direct us to your garden of olives?" The look they gave us was priceless. MLIA
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Yesterday, my friend and I went to the movies together. Half way through, she handed me a fruit cup and two spoon that she got out of her bag. I asked her why. Her response? "Why Not." I love her. MLIA.
#1651304 Comments: 613 Votes: average 72meh 52Share 
Today my dad asked me if i wanted to go to the bar next sunday for my 18th birthday. I dont know whats weirder, that hes letting me go to the bar or that im only turning 17. MLIA
#1657527 Comments: 273 Votes: average 67meh 40Share 
Today, I went to do my laundry in the basement of my dorms. There were no empty washers so I sat next to one with 10 minutes left. A guy said he was taking that one so I sat my clothes on the washer beside it which had 12 minutes left. The guy that stole my washer let me borrow his detergent. MLIA
#3363586 Comments: 1113 Votes: average 3750meh 2510Share 
I made my favourite soup today. I was very eager to start eating it and because of my haste I burnt my tongue. Sadly I couldn't taste the rest of it.
#3361455 Comments: 95 Votes: average 4094meh 2512Share 
Today I went to make some coffee. There was already coffee made, so I sniffed it to see if it was fresh. I microwaved it and it was fine. MLIA.
#3361686 Comments: 36 Votes: average 4094meh 2542Share 
On the way to work yesterday morning I was stuck in traffic near a construction site. One of the big, barrel-type traffic pylons DEFINITELY looked like it had a face, so I took a picture of it. When I got home, I sent it to my girlfriend, because it was the most interesting thing to happen to me that day. She looked, but she didn't see the face. MLIA.
#3363727 Comments: 137 Votes: average 4137meh 2508Share 
Today, I was driving my Grandma to lunch with my family. While I was driving she told me to slow down, because she once got a ticket on the road we were on in 1973. MLIA
#3361992 Comments: 18 Votes: average 6593meh 11Share 
Today, I woke up and I did not feel like P. Diddy. MLIA
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