Many other kids at my school are spending their summer partying, going out with friends, and possibly drinking or doing drugs. I have done nothing but write in my room and watch animated movies on Netflix. MLIA.
Today, my mom discovered pinterest and one thing led to another and she watched over an hour of cat videos. Welcome to the internet. HerLI(now)A
Today I typed in "I hate when" into google and one of the results was "I hate when Americans think Obama is a cactus."
Today, I found out that my LED sonic screwdriver needs a screwdriver to open the battery compartment. MLIA
Today I went through all the submissions on MLIA, there weren't enough for me :(
I decided to look up my birthday (February 23), since I've seen a lot of posts about it. I just discovered that my birthday is when The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 won the worst picture at the 33rd Golden Raspberry Awards. My life is made. MLIA
Today my best friend came over and we were about to go swimming. But upon getting to the pool we realized it was closed. Yes we were very sad but we didn't let it ruin our pool day. How? We went back to my house and got in my bathtub. Its been 2 hours. MLIA
Today a student was expelled from school because he had been pretending to not speak English for the last 8 months. This means he never did any assignments or tests and was barely participating in his subjects. Anyway, our school had to come together for a special assembly last week and the teacher presenting made a Doctor Who reference and said "We bid farewell to the 11th doctor, David Tennant." and this 'foreign' kid stood up and pulled out a sonic screwdriver and said "IT WAS MATT SMITH." and the teacher just stood there open mouthed and some little kid at the front was like "who is that?" and the boy said, in plain English, "I'm the Doctor." and made the Tardis noise as he ran out of the auditorium. Just as I made a friend he got expelled from school. MLIA.
At the end of every school year, the Upper Sixth (18 year olds) have a 'muck up day' where they dress up and mess around a bit. One guy climbed 6 flights of stairs in actual metal armour carrying a flag, walked into our class and yelled, 'This room is mine!' Our teacher was laughing so hard she had to sit down. For the pranks, they got about 50 alarm clocks, set them to random times and hid them all alround the school. There was mass chaos. On the mirror in the girls' bathroom, someone wrote 'The Chamber of Secrets has been opened' in red lipstick on the mirror. I love my school. MLIA