Today, my family and I were watching Elf. When it came to the part where he apologizes for putting cookies in the VCR, my 6 year old sister looked up at me and said "what's a VCR?" I felt so old. MLIA.

Today, I received my math test back. I lost points for not including the solutions that were imaginary numbers. I told my teacher I didn't write them down because they are imaginary. I got the points back. MLIA

Today, my little sister and I were outside waiting for my boyfriend to pick us up. I was bored because he was late, so I pointed up and said, "Hey, Casey, look! Someone wrote gullible on the ceiling!" She looked up and searched and finally said, "I don't see it." We were outside. MLIA

A few days ago I was teaching some expressions to my students (I teach English in France). I was explaining the expression "to get over something" and told them "You can get over being sick, but you can also get over a traumatic event, like a death. Unless it's your death." Only a few students laughed. I now know who the smart ones are. MLIA

Today, my older brother stole the power chord that goes with my computer, causing my computer to turn off and my english essay to be deleted. Ten minutes later, I hear him scream. Apparently, his computer crashed and he lost all of his data. Karma always wins. MLIA.

Today, I was reading/voting on MLIA's. I clicked next, but got a page saying that the page was temporarily unavailable. Upset, I went to mysterygoogle and typed in bored. Its response? "Why isn't MLIA working!?". MLIA.

Today I went to the movies and saw a tow truck parked next to a sign that said "no parking" I came out 2 hours later to see a tow truck being towed. This made my life. MLIA

Today my mom and I were driving on a busy road in my city. As we were driving, we noticed an electric sign (usually used for weather and traffic warnings) that said "Zombies Ahead". We never figured out what it was for, but it easily made my week. I love my city. MLIA

Today, I was making an appointment with the DMV to take my drivers license test and I saw "Please Note: You Must Appear In Person." Im still wondering who in the world didn't show up in person for them to make a rule. MLIA

Today I was using some white out. As I was reading the back, I saw it said on the top, Color: White. I'm still confused as to why they'd sell different colors of white out. MLIA