Today my best friend sent me a picture of Grumpy Cat inside a Dalek (the bad guys from my favorite show, Doctor Who). I loved it and showed it to my mom. She did not recognize Grumpy Cat and thought it was a seal. HLIA
Today my friend and I started randomly talking about what we eat in the summer. I said that sometimes I eat Kraft Mac and Cheese, but only the 3 Cheese Shells kind. To this she responded, "Oh my god me too! Do you know what this means? We can eat mac n cheese together!" I couldn't stop laughing. I pick good friends. MLIA
Today, while at a stop light, my sisters and i were watching a man in a wheel chair get himself in a car, then start taking apart his wheel chair, and put it in his car. He were all so impressed with this man. A white Suburban parked himself directly in our view of the man finishing up. My sisters and I started screaming at this car to move, all in unison. MLIA
I missed the first day of school to be on Family Feud. My family won $20,000. MLIA
Today I was searching stuff on google. I typed in "why do asians speak" and the first thing that came up was "why do asians speak the ching chong language". Oh Google, I never thought you'd be racist. MLIA.
Many other kids at my school are spending their summer partying, going out with friends, and possibly drinking or doing drugs. I have done nothing but write in my room and watch animated movies on Netflix. MLIA.
Today, my mom discovered pinterest and one thing led to another and she watched over an hour of cat videos. Welcome to the internet. HerLI(now)A
Today I typed in "I hate when" into google and one of the results was "I hate when Americans think Obama is a cactus."
Today, I found out that my LED sonic screwdriver needs a screwdriver to open the battery compartment. MLIA